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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
aight ill start it out, lets see how long we can go before somone repeats a penis nickname....and should that person repeat, we shall strike down on them with great vengance FOR I AM THE LORD!


1)Penis.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 18 2003 4:04PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
willie wonka and the cum factory



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 18 2003 4:05PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
dong
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-Dave O'Neill
Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
Oct 18 2003 4:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mine is winston


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Oct 18 2003 4:05PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
bukkake-blaster
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-Dave O'Neill
Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
Oct 18 2003 4:06PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
the one eyed snake

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Oct 18 2003 4:07PM
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alex_uk
Posts: 812 - Karma: 10
weiner
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Member Since 2002-03-12
Member Number 5035


Ahh well I had nothing else to put
Oct 18 2003 4:07PM
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girl_steeze
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
cack
Oct 18 2003 4:08PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
purple headed yogurt slinger



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 18 2003 4:10PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
dinky

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 18 2003 4:11PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
schlong

winky

10ft pole


On my way to goddom
Oct 18 2003 4:27PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
listen to the penis song by monty python. many, many names there.

john thomas
one eyed trouser snake


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Oct 18 2003 4:27PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
meat and 2 veg
Oct 18 2003 4:28PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
johnson

Coming Soon...
Oct 18 2003 4:31PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
samcaylor is my favorite penis name
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 18 2003 4:36PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
swampy sack


I'm going to be Brutally frank with you, I hate your fucking guts, but goddamnit do i respect you, your picking up the dog shit- Frank the TAnk

Oct 18 2003 5:11PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
hangy thing



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 18 2003 5:17PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
poo stick





-Pat
Oct 18 2003 5:18PM
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i_h_q
Posts: 223 - Karma: 10
skin flute
Oct 18 2003 5:19PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
mr. mushroom head



Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Oct 18 2003 5:25PM
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girl_steeze
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
George W. Bush
pernis
long jon
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I want to ski with pep and tanner- that would be soo tight!
famous last words: this might hurt a little...
Oct 18 2003 5:25PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
joe blow


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 18 2003 5:26PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
at my school the lst grade teachers names were mrs wood/mrs boner/mrs johnson
-erikolson
Oct 18 2003 5:26PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
my friends last name is woody

and his dad is in the national guard, and last year, he got promoted to Major Woody

no joke. serious. its funny



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 18 2003 5:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Penee. Thats what I called it when I was little.

Coming Soon...
Oct 18 2003 5:46PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
wanker
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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.
-Dave

Oct 18 2003 5:56PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
peepee
i like juice
Oct 18 2003 6:16PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
PEDRO!!!
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Snowboarder formally known as SimFSR400

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

NS Army
Oct 18 2003 6:17PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
wang. or as my gf calls it wangasaurus





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Oct 18 2003 6:17PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
weewee

-Michael Lifshitz-
Oct 18 2003 6:47PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
CJ





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



www.nssnow.cjb.net


^go ther and support the skiing community
Oct 18 2003 7:14PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^lol I saw that comin

*Joe
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Oct 18 2003 7:19PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
senior groucho
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Power in Numbers
Oct 18 2003 7:21PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
spungo


4FRNT.

HCC.
Oct 18 2003 7:24PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Ye olde stick and berries



jibba jabba
Oct 18 2003 7:41PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
meat and two bits
shaft
the meat whistle
zero ten ( 010 )

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

.sms.session.four.
Oct 18 2003 7:48PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
my client


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Oct 18 2003 8:17PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
long john.


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 18 2003 8:38PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
cockadoodle doo

well im gonna go cause i have a date with pamela HANDerson
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nsARMY
Oct 18 2003 8:51PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
member



'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Oct 18 2003 9:30PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 18 2003 9:31PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
winky
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A view on the downfall of the US:

221- godzilla man. he\'s gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
Oct 18 2003 9:39PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
blinkie
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-Caleb
SMS Session 2
''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
Oct 18 2003 9:41PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
at my old school the headmaster's name was ''headmaster dick johnson''. It was the greatest thing to ever happen to us
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-Caleb
SMS Session 2
''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
Oct 18 2003 9:42PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
dick van horn your moms toy milkman dan


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 18 2003 9:57PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
cyclops the willy worm

Coming Soon...
Oct 18 2003 10:02PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
twig and jingle berries


or



ralph..



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LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''


Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
Oct 19 2003 12:29AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
thing that goes in sam's ass



officially boycotting everything having to do with secret clubs and stuff
Oct 19 2003 12:45AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
morise





die.
Oct 19 2003 12:48AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
KYRPÄ.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Oct 19 2003 2:55AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I call mine sucked.





-Pat
Oct 19 2003 3:09AM
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