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bet you cant figure this out.

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mattwalker
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alright, if anybody can figure this out... wow your smart... WICKES you cant tell them the answer... anyway...

I live above a star, yet i dont burn
I have 7 neighbors, yet none of them turn
My initals are PRS, what am I?


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Oct 17 2003 11:06PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
or this one...

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?


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Oct 17 2003 11:09PM
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Ryno
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u got laid?
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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

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Oct 17 2003 11:14PM
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cj
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1961, the year can be read upsidedown.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 17 2003 11:17PM
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daddy-o
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whoa fuggin neato
Oct 17 2003 11:19PM
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mattwalker
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shit CJ rules.. i got another one...

We are little creatures;
all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we?


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Oct 17 2003 11:21PM
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C.Royce
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vowels
Oct 17 2003 11:22PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
here's one

If you cross out all unnecessary letters in the following string of letters, a logical sentence will remain. Can you see it?

AALLLOUGNINCEACELSSSEANRYTELNETCTEERS


Oct 17 2003 11:25PM
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cj
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AALLLOUGNINCEACELSSSEANRYTELNETCTEERS

All Necessary Letters

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 17 2003 11:27PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
^ yea... anyway, i bet NOBODY gets the first riddle... ever!


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Oct 17 2003 11:29PM
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mattwalker
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or this one?

There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters.' What is the word?




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Oct 17 2003 11:35PM
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C.Royce
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the 'Seven' key on a telephone pad. I'm above the star. My intials are PRSQ.
Oct 17 2003 11:35PM
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mattwalker
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FUCK... my god you are the smartest person ever...


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Oct 17 2003 11:36PM
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cj
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shes just using a search engine. i figured those 2 out tho

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 17 2003 11:40PM
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skierdudeguy
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i heard PRS and thought paul reed smith




officially boycotting everything having to do with secret clubs and stuff
Oct 17 2003 11:41PM
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404404
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Is the star a star in religous holyday and 7 people some profits or some shit like that?




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Oct 18 2003 9:20AM
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C.Royce
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ha^
Oct 18 2003 11:39AM
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timber
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Therein.
Oct 18 2003 12:04PM
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Swirly999
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How about this one:

1 is 3
3 is 5
5 is 4
4 is magic





Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Oct 18 2003 12:06PM
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Swirly999
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How about this one:

1 is 3
3 is 5
5 is 4
4 is magic





Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Oct 18 2003 12:09PM
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C.Royce
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how is that a riddle what is it asking??
Oct 18 2003 12:09PM
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LifeJacket
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Scratch your head on this tidbit,

if 'jesus' 'cam' Back'

what religion would he be?...

answer that... if your so smart, i can't... probley a jew...


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(medically dope)

'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 18 2003 12:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Morman.

Coming Soon...
Oct 18 2003 1:39PM
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Swirly999
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tahoefreerider you have to figure out what its asking and then what the answer to the question is thats why its so damn hard to figure out. But to mkae it easier your trying to figure out why 1 equals and why 3 equals 5, why 5 equals 4 and why 4 is the magic number



Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Oct 18 2003 2:32PM
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Swirly999
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tahoefreerider you have to figure out what its asking and then what the answer to the question is thats why its so damn hard to figure out. But to mkae it easier your trying to figure out why 1 equals and why 3 equals 5, why 5 equals 4 and why 4 is the magic number



Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Oct 18 2003 2:32PM
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shorty_T
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stop with the damn double posting please.
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Oct 18 2003 2:56PM
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skierdudeguy
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ok, he has 307 posts... (307/2=154.5 posts)



officially boycotting everything having to do with secret clubs and stuff
Oct 19 2003 12:44AM
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Bangor
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ha! that sucks!!
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Oct 19 2003 10:29AM
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joker
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what is this:

the person that builds it sells it
the person that buys it doesn't use it
the person that uses it doesn't know he's using it





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Oct 19 2003 3:13PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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A huge ass strap-on-dildo with built in vibrator?


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Oct 19 2003 3:50PM
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adrian.bee
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joker- a coffin?
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I wanna be a anarchist.
Oct 19 2003 4:45PM
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joker
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yeah

i figured someone had heard it before


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Oct 19 2003 4:46PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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the person that builds it sells it
the person that buys it doesn't use it
the person that uses it doesn't know he's using it

A roofie?
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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
Oct 19 2003 4:46PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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damn, too late.
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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
Oct 19 2003 4:47PM
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schlonginator
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its a coffin



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LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''


Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
Oct 19 2003 6:25PM
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Craigskis
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oh wait, is it a coffin?
live by the N.E.R.D
Oct 19 2003 6:30PM
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C.Royce
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he said it was a coffin
Oct 19 2003 7:00PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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what has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?


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Representing the KPP
Oct 19 2003 7:18PM
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s
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your mom's zipper,
Oct 19 2003 7:21PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^i was thinking mine, but i guess that works


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Representing the KPP
Oct 19 2003 7:23PM
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linejibber550
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^your mom has a penis?


Oct 19 2003 7:33PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^sarcasm, chico, sarcasm


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Representing the KPP
Oct 19 2003 7:40PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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c'mon man, my mom has a penis...

it isn't cool to make fun of that shit!


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Oct 19 2003 8:02PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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yeah jesus would be mormon. i agree.
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Oct 19 2003 8:10PM
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mattwalker
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What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen.


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Oct 19 2003 11:05PM
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mattwalker
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What's black when you get it,
Red when you use it,
And white when you're all through with it?



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Oct 19 2003 11:11PM
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D-40
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your mother

Oct 19 2003 11:16PM
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mattwalker
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i am sorry ^ you are wrong...


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Oct 19 2003 11:27PM
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lalalalaura
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coal
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Oct 19 2003 11:28PM
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C.Royce
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rainbow
Oct 19 2003 11:28PM
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lalalalaura
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hotdog
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
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