so last night... got pulled over 10minuts before curfew (1150) and get told i beter hurry up and get home because there have been many thefts, probably garage hoppiing or somethin hardcore like that, and he tells me they will be on full duty tonight. u call his bluff. so round 2 im with my dudes and some broads right.. we were drinkin and smokin in some park when we se a po roll by, then another one speedin in the other direction, prick wasnt lyin, so we decide to peace to te respective houses were crashin at(at least a mile through develpments). we have to duck out a few times cause a few cops were prowlin. but eventually everyone gets it. so its down to me and my one dude erik, and were walking through the woods when we here cracking branches up ahead so we pull a complete u and sprint to get out of the woods, and head to the street. by this point im shittin boulders. after walking a little bit on the street, we are about a block away from the house were stayin at, sso of course erik spots a parked 5-0 at the school inbetween us and his house. now im just pissed and were holdin our ground, then the worse fuckin thing happens. a dog barks and the po yells "stop its the police." fuck that we take off in the opposite directionand split up. cop lets the dog fly, and im fuckin sprintin through woods like fuckin pocahontas. i had my phone in my hand an a new era cap on and while im runnin i lose both em. im freakin out and dont want to be mauled by this ravaging dog behind me, and i, being the dumbfuck i am, realize about a minute into the chase realize i have a quarter of bud in my pocket so i fuckin chuck it behind me and the dog stops barking. i ran at least a mile to this road that divides my city and the neighboring one, and post up in this big pile of overgrown shrubs and shit in the next city. slept there from 330-630 while mosquitos are mowin me down. soon as the sun rose irun back to eriks house and go home, which is where i sit right now, phone and hatless.
"Subject: Sad sad story ns if u read this you will cry youre eyes out"
"i'm crying at how darwinism isn't working"- no_steeze
"lets send him a fuckin bomb"
-Drop cliffs not bombs(signature) -Evan.d
me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."