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WHAT IS AFTERBANG!?!?!?!?

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AlbinoAnimal
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EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT AFTERBANG WHAT IS IT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE HALP ME OUT PLAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Jun 18 2008 7:24PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
when your shins hurt the next day from stomping too many tricks.
n00b
Jun 18 2008 7:25PM
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gordie.
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i dont know... i think it has something to do with that tom walshy dude? or is it tam wullisch
Jun 18 2008 7:25PM
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radoripper
Posts: 707 - Karma: 45
you are thinking of aftershave.  you put it on after shaving and it helps cool your skin.

mods, you should move this to non-ski gabber.
Jun 18 2008 7:27PM
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dave...
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 126
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Jun 18 2008 7:27PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
urban dictionary defines afterbang as:

Afterbang [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG] 23 up, 9 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
After launching yourself and your snowboard through the air and landing your dopest move, maintain your cool stable landing pose for a second or two and ride into the distance like it ain't no thang.
Yo, check this guy's afterbang, so sick it's like he never left the ground.

Jun 18 2008 7:30PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Something about shitting yourself just as you land, go ahead...try it
Jun 18 2008 7:35PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h990PykfgQ
watch brogan ski away
that IS afterbang
Jun 18 2008 7:37PM
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Bean_Slc
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ahh you dick
Jun 18 2008 7:57PM
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goneforever
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/365469/
Jun 18 2008 8:00PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
wow that's the funniest thing I have ever seen
sorry but.. what a clown..
Jun 18 2008 8:08PM
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MrJesseHealy
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
Oh eff you
Jun 18 2008 8:10PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
hahhahaha...ass lol
Jun 18 2008 8:15PM
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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495

this is just like the brogun thread

Jun 18 2008 8:28PM
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Peter.
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definition of afterbang is jon brogan
Jun 18 2008 8:37PM
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Blurst
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yah he has mad afterband but it just looks goofy and not natural at all
Jun 18 2008 9:51PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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yeah, it just looks ridiculus.
Jun 18 2008 9:55PM
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flatspinner
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/365469/
Jun 18 2008 10:19PM
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constpapa
Posts: 835 - Karma: 327
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5h990PykfgQ
Jun 18 2008 11:29PM
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constpapa
Posts: 835 - Karma: 327
Jun 18 2008 11:31PM
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Fintendo
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Desperate compensation for lack of style after landing-Afterbang (2002)
Jun 18 2008 11:33PM
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twix_182
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it's those morning after pills the ladies take after a night in question
Jun 18 2008 11:37PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
Jon brogun has steez, but his afterbang is so noticable. Tom woolandish has steezy afterbang! check that G STAR
Jun 18 2008 11:37PM
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blindside
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its that feeling you get when you just finished having sex
Jun 18 2008 11:38PM
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Rooddss
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I hate you
Jun 19 2008 12:03AM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
I thought it was when you knocked her up?
Jun 19 2008 12:07AM
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THE-GHOST
Posts: 101 - Karma: 530
yahh, brogan looks like a fucking clown
Jun 19 2008 1:20AM
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vzdz
Posts: 782 - Karma: 87
nah brogan has been doing that for days, hes the orig, he makes it look fresh
Jun 19 2008 1:43AM
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raddar
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creator: youre not tanner, you cant post in all caps

and afterbang is robot food.
Jun 19 2008 2:01AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
damn how did i let this happen
Jun 19 2008 2:34AM
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Gharf
Posts: 1390 - Karma: 983
hahah :)

and guys stop the hate on brogan he outskis 99% of us.
And no one gives a shit about what you think is not cool.

just stop the hate, it reminds me of that dumb burton thread filled of hate towerds skiers.

cmon we are better than that.
just don t hate.
Jun 19 2008 3:21AM
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WhoWantIt
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The searchbar has crazy afterbang.
Jun 19 2008 3:30AM
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N.O.B
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Hornbeck afterbanged in 04-05
Jun 19 2008 9:34AM
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denmarkskier
Posts: 65 - Karma: 26
if you need to ask about afterbang then you dont deserve to know what it is

Jun 19 2008 9:35AM
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Lemuel
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yea im pretty sure hornbeck was the original afterbanger. now its just getting out of hand

Jun 19 2008 10:43AM
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PBraunstein
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idk... ive seen some older footy of mik D where there's some definitive afterbang
Jun 19 2008 10:48AM
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E.C.
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haha that guy at the end was so funny and yes thats afterbang
Jun 19 2008 10:50AM
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GetPitted
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This is getting so out of hand.

We've all used the word "steeze" for who the hell knows how long

Steeze is combonation of the two words style and ease.  Style is what some of the part in which comes natural.  And ease is the part where you are actually TRYING to make the trick look easy.

So for the people who are completely oblivious and cant open their eyes.  Afterbang has been around for a long while.  You were just to stupid to notice.  And please stop calling it afterbang.  It's called a damn ride away.

Jun 19 2008 2:41PM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
Umm...snowboarders afterbanged in like....2001
Jun 19 2008 4:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727

god damnit...

Jun 19 2008 4:56PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
Hahaha, kinda hate you now.

I hate how afterbang is looked at as a trick now, it should be natural. Like Mik D or Tod Walnuts or Corey Vanular
Jun 19 2008 6:11PM
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dave...
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 126
it could have been worst...2 girls 1 cup!
Jun 19 2008 6:22PM
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SteveStepp
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Its making bomb holes in tha landing from stompin' too damn hard
Then riding away switch to your nearest gas station
Jun 19 2008 6:47PM
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Malcolm
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lol^
Jun 19 2008 6:51PM
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b-kul
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I DONT KNOWZ!!!11!!!!!1!!!1!!1111!!1!
Jun 19 2008 7:41PM
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averyshyra
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ya... afterbang is just forced landings..landing with ur hands right at ur hips and body stiff
some people think it looks gay, i do, but the only person that i think pulls it off and stilll looks insane is Tom Wallisch.i mean ya he does it, but not off everything, and the kid slays it, so if its his style, then so be it.
thats my outlook on it
Jun 20 2008 2:46PM
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Karcher
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hahahhaahaha thats great
Jun 20 2008 2:55PM
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steve.o
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word up, nuf said
Jun 20 2008 3:06PM
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Smuffy
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tim wallnuts?
Jun 20 2008 3:17PM
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Proze
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Afterbang is an imaginary skiing style that is applied to skiers better than the ones who are applying it
Jun 20 2008 4:15PM
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Smuffy
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that wouldve just been just plain cruel.
Jun 20 2008 4:43PM
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