Post A Random Fact About Yourself

i have an outie belly button

I can do a rubik's cube in about a minute.

ive broken both thumbs, a pinky, a wrist, a collarbone, tore a ligament in my ankle, got back spasms and couldnt walk for 3 days

i have never been able to eat a buger

I believe in Aliens

i have minor cases of both ADD and OCD

i lost 20 pounds since november without dieting or exercising. It just happened.

for real? thats the second person in this  thread to be on a classic nickelodeon show.

my sis and I were on slime time live

I cant stand it when the volume for anything is on an odd number, except for 5, so the last # can be on 2,4,5,6,8,0.

I also have a mad hitchhikers thumb, and my middle finger bends pretty far back

i was sleeping outside of my school waiting for my step brother to pick me up and some lady thought i was dead. so she called the police and i got to ride in a fire truck home.  turns out my bro forgot to pick me up.

i was kicked out of karate for beating up my brother who was the same belt as me.  i told them i was practicing and they didn't buy it.

in elementary school i received an award for exceptional attendence.  in high school i hold the record for most unexcused absenses: 167.

the first time i got wasted was when i was 11. vodka with my older cousins and a fat older girl hit on me. it gave me wood.

i used to run away as a child and watch the police look for me.  one time they found me and i said i wasn't me.  they let me go and kept looking for me.

when i was 9 i threw up after watching a steak and eggs commercial in the morning. the concept of steak for breakfast just didn't sit well in my stomache.

when i was 9 i sat on the bus next to this kid that never brushed his teeth.  the smell of his horrible breath made me throw up cheerios all over the floor of the bus. it got all over kids back packs and all the girls were grossed out.  it was awesome. i got to go home.

i never shat my pants until i was 20 and in tahoe.  that trip i shat myself roughly 20 times due to a stomache infection (puking and pooping at the same time).  it was so bad i had to walk around with a towel on because i had not underwear left and didn't wanna mess up my pants.

if i don't whack off my penis seems to shrink and i feel like less of a man.  So, i'm forced by societal pressure to jerk off.

I sold my sled.

im going to china

i already had to do one of these today

oh shit how could i forget!!


i've got webbed toes. i'm basically half duck.

Now this thread is cookin'!

And Shawn, PICS!

Hahaha for me it's gotta be ending with a 5 or a 0..

Hmm..what else..oh, I performed at the Trocadero in Philly for an audience of 800 when I was 15 haha. Then, that same night I got to be on stage with Peter Frampton

When I was 5 I ate a whole pound bag of rasins. They expanded in my stomach so I spent about an hour puking up grapes. It was horrible, but the worst part is my dad will never let me forget. Every time I introduce a girlfriend to my parents, he brings it up.

and so do you...

when i was a child of like 2 or so i stuck my head in a bucket of tar that my dad was using to lay bricks.

i once was playing hide and seek with my brother, fell asleep hiding under the bed and my parents thought i ran away and searched the whole neighbourhood.

i cant stand when blinkers blink faster than all the other cars. there is a standard blinker blink speed. dont fuck with it.

i went about 5 years without vomiting. i just vomited for the first time this winter when i got sick. and i havent vomited since then.

when i was 2 i tried climbing up my christmas tree and it fell on top of me

I can juggle and solve a Rubiks cube

oh and to add I kinda have OCD too I always need to count down before I do shit like wake up its really weird

I can touch my tongue to my nose, i have such a long tongue.

lol can you jerk it with your left

i cant stand when kids suck at putting together the shrine of the silver monkey on legends of the hidden temple

i have three testicles.

when i get nervous i talk loud and become embarrassing to the people around me but i dont usually get embarrassed

im dead sexy
but really
very attractive

dont claim me
or say pics or its not true

cuz a person this beautiful doesnt lie

same, tho its never been officially diagnosed

that fucking pissis me off. i start yelling at the tv and get really into it.  i know what ya mean man your not alone.

I can say the alphabet backwards.

really???

im addicted to mcdonalds and i has diabeetus :(

i work at a horse farm and used to own two horses until i was forced to sell them to pay for my ski addiction...
ive had 4 concussions...3 from skiing 1 from a horse and i was wearing a helmet all four times...my mom says if i get another one no matter what i was doing...i won't be allowed to ski anymore...
and i eat an apple everyday.

one day in math class, me and a friend were trying tow iggle our ears, and i found out i can wiggle my scalp/hair, its fucking sweet.

haha there was this guy in my class in 4th or 5th grade and he could do that but he had a fro so it looked like he had a wig and everyone always imitated those pepsi/coke commericals with him where they tried to take off someones hair or something

your also adopted! congradulations


and im definitely not white

So tonight I was just working out on my new killing defense techniques when all of a sudden James Dean calls me from beyond the grave. And he's like come out to this kick ass bar. So I was like I don't know I might just stay home and surf the internets, but he was like no you should come out it'll be killer. So I was like ya that sounds good.

Anyways we get to the bar at like 06:14:34 and we started drinking double shots of super whiskey and I wasn't even drunk after 100 thousand. So I started to walk around and I saw some guy who was folding an napkin and I had remebered one time in a movie I saw this guy who was a communist/terrorist/non gun owner, fold napkins. So I immediately prepare for battle, he sees me and tries to run away so I shoot him 200 times in the back with my laser guided bullet gun with scope. And then his two friends are like WTF, so they get me all mad because they're stopping me from enjoy my freedoms as an american so I grab one of his friends neck and bite down into his jugular veine, then proceed to kick his last friend with my rocket boots. So he runs around on fire for a bit before exploding. Then the bartender is like ummm you gotta leave last call. And I was just like fuck you and this bouncer was like 8'9 and he's like you gotta leave, so I grab him and use one of the new techniques I learned but then I'm like he's a bouncer so I let him go because I could totally kill him in the past and present.

Then we get to my car and I was way drunk but James Dean was way drunker, so I get into the drivers wheel because I am the responsible one and we start doing 200 in a school zone before the cops try to pull me over. Lucky enough I had guns mounted on my camero and I shot their wheels off because I could with my Gun Liscence. So I just got home and parked my car I don't think I'll be using this any time soon because you know. Oh ya James Dean is dead... again.

nope. they're my biological parents. recessive genes tend to run in my family like blue eyes, and two of my cousins have red hair when no one else does

i like fish

i have 2 dogs

im bi

i have a girlfriend

emo kods are fail

actually here you go, this was yesterdays boredom. its epi as shit.




Well, i'm really bored so ima write in this space until the computer's battery dies. Alright so, i'm Lowry, Mike Lowry haha, danger is my middle name etc. and more "cool" cliches about how rad I am. But basically, i'm rad, all their is too it. I'm bi, that's just how I was born, how were you born? tell me .... now dammit! I'm Norwegian, and Basque which I dig, but i'm in America, which sucks. I don't stand up for the flag salute. Or accept you for what you are if I don't like you, i'll tell you; and you'll be crushed. Woohoo. I am a pagan, I think paganism is the only religion I can culturally accept. Christianity is for arabs, not Norwegians. I'm all about knowing my roots, and keeping it real. Posers are so fail it's unbelievable. I hate emo kids. And Mormons, really hate them Mormons. My favorite Sodeee (TM) is Dr. Pepper. If you don't like it then you can lick my rack. I really like marijuana. But my parents drug test me, it ain't too cool. I lick music, mostly metal, blues, folk and Indie. but not scene kid indie. I play guitar, but not for you, i suck, but i enjoy it. Which is what matters right? yup. I have a wah pedal, it runs on 9v batteries. i like it alot. I use it too much, but thats OK. I hate school. Mr. Youseph is evil. Hes Asyyrian, and fat. I broke my arm in November riding bikes, its pree much full of fail, but we made my bike extra rad and i can still ride. I like records, cds are for pussies and have bad tonality. ummmmmm, i'm really not that interesting, if your still reading this then your bored to huh? yarr. Uhhhhhhh i'm still hella bored. I have a girlfriend. Her name is Shala. I love her, shes the cheese to my macaroni [ LOL ]. She lives like 3 blocks away. Which is rad. She's pree much my hero. I hate war. I like peace. I like California, and Oregon, but not Washington. I hate comedians, my favorite kind are the dead kind. They aren't funny. I like Cheech and Chong, I can totally relate. I ski. I like it. I'm actually ok at it too. which is cool. Shit, i wrote alot, still more battery life! My life is pretty random. But I like it that way, keep shit interesting. My best friends Collin and Erica are really rad. I've known Collin since 6th grade. We hang out alot, and longboard. Erica, i've known since like January lol, shes hot, and Mexican, she's my favorite beaner. I have to go to Summer School :/. I failed math thats why. My mom is a nurse, shes actually really cool. But i get so pissed at her, which makes me feel bad. My dad is my hero. thats all about him. Why are you still reading this? go die eh?_________________________________________________________________________________________Well, i'm bored again. I like music. In the summer i listen to summer only music. In the summer i have this playlist of chill music. sSome people say its borderline boring music. I'm gonna make a list of shit thats in it. ummk here goes: iron and wine, beef terminal, the beatles, abja, abbyssynians, bob marley, burning spear, culture, dennis brown, eek-a-mouse, gentlemen, hugh mundell, steel pulse, cake, capricorns, wintersleep, earth, pepper, the decemberists, the shins, aesop rock, sublime, ratatat, the doors, ten years after, robin trower, isis. Thats my favorite playlist, is very nice. ===In the Summer i hate metal, which is crazy right? yeah i know. Cause fer me, Summer is way to relaxing for metal. BUT, i hate hate hate, the heat. i'll listen to death metal about killing the sun fer sherr. i'm listening to bob marley right now... excuse me while i light my spliff, oh god i gotta take a lift... good shit man. In the winter, which is my favorite season, i listen to metal exclusively. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HEY, I GOT BORED AGAIN. uhhhh even yhough i already told you about her but ima talk about Shala summore. Cause i pree much dig the crap out of her, she's basically my best friend and she makes me happy. Her moms a whore though. and fat haha. Jan "g-ma" is pree rad, shes old as fuck though haha. We're basically the least compatible people imaginable, but whatever, it's surprising i like her i think, because i normally hate people that are differrent than me, but not her haha. :]. [ i

I have a certain pole for each hand, and I can't hit a jump if they're in the wrong hands.  I'm really OCD about that...or just superstitious.

dont feel weird, i have a left and right pole too!

every time i see your name the next words in my head are sweet louisiana.

sometimes followed by robbin on a bank in the state of indiana.

same. a doctor has tole me that i do, but i have never taken an actual test

During lacrosse and football season, I wear the same clothes for every game, put them on in the same order, (left then right), and never re-use tape on my stick for more than one game. Ohh, also my mom bought me a pair of football socks the beginning of 8th grade year, that season we went 14-0, and outscored our opponents 169-0. Since then, I haven't worn a different pair of socks for football, and when I started playing lacrosse I began to wear those. The holes in the heels of them are rediculous...

mee too, and when i raced, i couldnt ski with my sl poles cause the gaurds, i feel like very body is starting at me calling me a racer gaper or some shit like that.

^haha yeah i hate freeskiing around with my sl poles with the guards on...i also used to get the "why are your poles bent funny? did you fall on your pole?" lines when i had my super G poles which was annoying...

I watched a gay prono once

it was about half an hour in, the girls never came

THE GIRLS NEVER CAME

I can bend my elbows inward.