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I got arrested and the cop made me look real strong on the police report

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strongmark
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ok so in april i got arrested.  i was just miiiiinding my own business, spraying shit with the fire extinguisher that i stole from my friends apartment.  cop shows up, i give the fire extinguisher to my brother, and keep on truckin.  cop gets out, runs at me, i run a lil bit, he catches me, and tackles the shit outta me, cutting me up real hard, and ripping this magnificent tank top:
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so im on the ground, no shirt on, cops got one knee in my back, arm on my head, pepper spray pointed at my face threatening to spray me if my friends didnt stop yelling at them.

but it gets crazy here.  police report says that i managed to pick the cop up off my back with my hands cuffed behind my back, his knee on me and his arm on the back of my head.  i mean, that didnt happen, but how strong does that make me look?! 

got arrested, sat in jail with no shirt on, bleeding, hit with unlawful possession of booze, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest (mostly because of how strong i am), and open container, which also didnt happen, but it made me look strong too so i liked it.  so stoked.

daddys a lawyer and got the whole thing dismissed.  thanks daddy.

i got scars from it on my chest and arms.  hope they never go away, proof of how strong i got.
Jun 17 2008 11:14AM
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breckfreeskier
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both of you just look like fucking badasses
Jul 9 2008 1:15AM
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strongmark
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never been so proud!

COLORS DONT RUN!
Jul 9 2008 2:21AM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
oh shit! that's my dad!! WTF??!! Get that thing off here u SOB! Jesus!
Jul 9 2008 2:22AM
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STwoops
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what a lucky girl... she is obviously really stoked to be there
Jul 9 2008 2:24AM
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FreeWilley
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too bad about the wolf shirt man....then again nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix...plus a budget duct tape job would make that shit look even more balling
Jul 9 2008 2:58AM
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FellowJibber
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you are one tough cheesy nugget
Jul 9 2008 3:22AM
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tommihq
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Wow a real wolf shirt! Of course you were really that strong, you had a wolf shirt!
Jul 9 2008 8:46AM
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.Brink.
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lmfao this thread is so awesome! Your wife beater is fucin sick too hahahahaha
Jul 9 2008 9:06AM
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actchill
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good lord mark
Jul 9 2008 9:53AM
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japollner
Posts: 1699 - Karma: 459
sords???   she fuckin loves it there...

where?  Here!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9141IxRzMTw
Jul 22 2008 1:27PM
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thenakedcellist
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+++street cred.
Jul 22 2008 2:33PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
TY TY TY TY TY!!!!
NUMBER 1 NUMBER 1 NUMBER 1 NUMBER 1!!!!
YEAHHHHHH TYYY BEECKKKKK
Jul 22 2008 2:43PM
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yellav
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dude marks lying this shit didnt even happen hes just doing it all for e-attention
Jul 22 2008 5:50PM
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Mezmerize19
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haha theres meatloaf on in the background. and why the fuck did he have no clothes on?!

haha this made me laugh
Jul 22 2008 6:02PM
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landonn
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haha. go find another one, they prolly have em at some redneck store.
Jul 22 2008 6:04PM
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dodgeridge*rider
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taht guy in the backround wouldnt happen to be named eric and go to chico state would he
Jul 22 2008 6:07PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
no sir...ty beck and he went to plymouth state.

LEGENDARY status.

and im sure the rumney mall might be able to provide me with another one but now that the entire police force is envious of my shirt id rather not take any chances...
Jul 22 2008 10:24PM
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MarkieR
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i just found that tanker for sale from some random t-shirt place, thanks to a quick google search. i'm about two seconds from buying one.
Jul 22 2008 11:29PM
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skrilla_MAC
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straight ballin.
should have punched the cop in the face seeing that your dad is a lawyer and can get things removed.
Jul 23 2008 12:20AM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
if only i had consulted ns BEFORE i had commiteed these (so called!!!) crimes, i woulve really been able to work it out!!

although i still have some verrrrrry gnarly scars on my ribs from the shirtless tackle by a WONDERFUL plymouth university police officer.  so i suppose its all worked out.

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Jul 23 2008 2:33AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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aw its not gay, its PUNX~!  nig puss for life.
Jul 23 2008 10:11AM
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