ok so in april i got arrested. i was just miiiiinding my own business, spraying shit with the fire extinguisher that i stole from my friends apartment. cop shows up, i give the fire extinguisher to my brother, and keep on truckin. cop gets out, runs at me, i run a lil bit, he catches me, and tackles the shit outta me, cutting me up real hard, and ripping this magnificent tank top:
so im on the ground, no shirt on, cops got one knee in my back, arm on my head, pepper spray pointed at my face threatening to spray me if my friends didnt stop yelling at them.
but it gets crazy here. police report says that i managed to pick the cop up off my back with my hands cuffed behind my back, his knee on me and his arm on the back of my head. i mean, that didnt happen, but how strong does that make me look?!
got arrested, sat in jail with no shirt on, bleeding, hit with unlawful possession of booze, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest (mostly because of how strong i am), and open container, which also didnt happen, but it made me look strong too so i liked it. so stoked.
daddys a lawyer and got the whole thing dismissed. thanks daddy.
i got scars from it on my chest and arms. hope they never go away, proof of how strong i got.