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What the hell do i do about this?

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ok, this is annoying.  my face is slighly crooked due to a broken nose and no its even worse considering after my spine fracture i have a slackjaw that moves wierdly far to my right.  any possible way i can get rid of this?
Jun 6 2008 6:35PM
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skinnylove
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Plastic surgery?
Jun 6 2008 6:37PM
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VT_scratch
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i have no clue what u mean.

pics?
Jun 6 2008 6:38PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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lets see a pic.... i'll shoot you straight
Jun 6 2008 6:41PM
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Billek
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Yeah, it is hard to tell how serious it is without pictures.  It could range from something that you only notice, up to something that makes babies kill themselves.  If it is taking away from your look, you can ask your doctor and he/she can refer you to a specialist.
Jun 6 2008 6:46PM
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Fucked jawlip moved aside on purpose. jaw is a striaght as it goes (ignore wierd bug bites please!!!)
Jun 6 2008 6:49PM
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Billek
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Oh, and any method of fixing your problem that doesn't involve a saw, and a bottle of wiskey, is going to cost you quite a bit.
Jun 6 2008 6:52PM
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RICK_ROSS
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what the fuck happened to your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















jaykay
Jun 6 2008 6:52PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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well im assuming you are against growing a beard... so i really wouldnt worry about it. it really dosent seem too stand out at all
Jun 6 2008 6:54PM
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user098123
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Call a doctor?
Jun 6 2008 6:54PM
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haha i fractured my spine and it made the mucles all uneven and shit.  its less noticeable when my lip is in the right place but w.e
Jun 6 2008 6:55PM
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it doesnt hurt or anything, its just ugly haha
Jun 6 2008 6:58PM
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user098123
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Not all doctors deal with pain.
Jun 6 2008 6:59PM
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VT_scratch
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hold up im talkin' to doctor NS on the phone right now ill tell you waht he says
Jun 6 2008 7:00PM
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well yeah duh :P
plasic surgery is nasty and waaaay to pricy so meh
Jun 6 2008 7:00PM
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brenker
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ew
Jun 6 2008 7:01PM
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i noticed
Jun 6 2008 7:02PM
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VT_scratch
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aight. all he said was that your gonna have to sleep every night with a string tied to ur lip and the other end tied to the ceiling.  make it a little short so its always pulling ur head up.  do that for about 2 weeks and that should do the trick
Jun 6 2008 7:02PM
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jerad
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i mean if it really bothers you, there isn't anything plastic surgery can't do...
Jun 6 2008 7:02PM
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Scolson
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doesn't seem noticable at all
Jun 6 2008 7:03PM
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haha sounds good!
Jun 6 2008 7:03PM
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bigolrig
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duct tape.
Jun 6 2008 7:05PM
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fixes everything else!
Jun 6 2008 7:06PM
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2+2=5
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get someone to punch you in the face.
Jun 6 2008 7:19PM
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wunderskier
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get some plastic surg or call you local doc
Jun 6 2008 7:21PM
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heavymetalwinner
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my aunt specializes in pressure release and physiotherapy techniques to help with alignment and muscle release. I had a eye that was noticably lower than the other and my jaw always pulled to one side. she fixed it in an hour. Phone around to physio around you and see if they can help.
Jun 6 2008 7:25PM
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Silence
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Can't really tell anything is wrong in that pic..need perspective of your nose etc..
Jun 6 2008 7:25PM
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dat_dude_sammie
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Jun 6 2008 7:44PM
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b-kul
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if it bothers you so much just wear a bandana everywhere and call yourself "el dorado".
Jun 6 2008 8:10PM
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Karcher
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its not as bad as you think
Jun 6 2008 8:12PM
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beezey
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go to a orthadontist and ask about some headgear that will straighten out your jaw and as far as your spine goes, get that shit checked
Jun 6 2008 8:16PM
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Silence
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Off topic, did you quote yourself in your own sig?
Jun 6 2008 8:50PM
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b-kul
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thats the name of the forever the sickest kids ep^
Jun 6 2008 8:52PM
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oh the spines good, i got it checked out a while ago its fine :D
Jun 6 2008 8:58PM
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dergblerp
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why are you asking a bunch of skibums for health advice?
Jun 6 2008 9:09PM
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Silence
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^ People ask NS for anything ranging from financial, investment advice, to veterinary advice.

NS is almost as reliable as wikipedia!
Jun 6 2008 9:12PM
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im sure im not the only one with a fucked up jaw
Jun 6 2008 9:18PM
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mommy
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take a gun and blow your head off. problem solved. try not to die, though.
Jun 6 2008 9:25PM
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Campeador
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A broken nose? I broke my actual jaw and it doesn't even look fucked up like that, it healed up perfectly.

Just get really fucking shitfaced and purposefully fall on your jaw onto concrete and break it. The oral surgeon will fix up your jaw good as new and it will be covered under your insurance. You will have your jaw wired shut for 6 weeks though.
Jun 6 2008 9:33PM
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Campeador
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But on the plus side you do get a lot of Codeine.
Jun 6 2008 9:34PM
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T-Pency
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paper bag?
Jun 6 2008 9:39PM
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Malcolm
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pick up a hick accent?
Jun 6 2008 10:51PM
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Italian.Stallion
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Maybe he meant that you should go see a therapist. How do you feel about this injury?
Jun 6 2008 11:00PM
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spliff.Life
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si senor
Jun 7 2008 12:23AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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i think you are
Jun 7 2008 12:37AM
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connoroh
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get someone to kick you the opposite way in the face
Jun 7 2008 12:46AM
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Elijah.
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Dood.
You're fine.
Seriously, I don't think its noticable at all.

Jun 7 2008 3:08AM
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Meh42
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I just had jaw surgery a few months ago.  It's an ordeal and a half.
Jun 7 2008 3:11AM
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diegoescbar
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go shoot yourself in the head

or punch yourself a million times
Jun 7 2008 7:54AM
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TWoods
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do what forest whitaker did.

half his face went completely numb and didn't work, so he just got a battery (whatever is strong enough, I think he said 9 volt) and shocked himself over and over again and after a long while his face is almost normal.

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you can still tell how his left side droops a little.
Jun 15 2008 4:30PM
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corona
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jump off a bridge
Jun 15 2008 4:35PM
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