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Best Gaper Quote 2008

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Tanner-D
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Mine is "Are your skis double tipped so you can put them on backwards?"said a gaper in jeans. What are your best gaper moments/quotes

Jun 5 2008 6:13PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
obviously..."oh you have those double sided skis...can you backflip?"

another one is "wait, why don't you use those super short skis? You can spin and flip faster in those, right?"
Jun 5 2008 6:14PM
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TheClap.
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here is mine

 "What are your best gaper moments/quotes"
Jun 5 2008 6:15PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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epic.



Jun 5 2008 6:16PM
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RICK_ROSS
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SEARCHBAR
Jun 5 2008 6:20PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
gaper- "oh, you're one of those extreme skiers?"
me- "umm yean"
gaper"can you do a backflip?"
Jun 5 2008 6:24PM
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kfilenda
Posts: 509 - Karma: 72
"you got them fancy skis with two sides (reads my friends hat) keystone, i dont like that beer"
Jun 5 2008 6:40PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
I was standing at the top of a chute and this dude skis up and says "pull up you fucking pants!!!" i preceded to watch him catch an edge and slide down the whole thing on his chest
Jun 5 2008 7:29PM
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eheath
Posts: 61087 - Karma: 118,024
"OMG LOOK HE'S GOING BACKWARDS, HUNNY LOOK HE'S GOING BACKWARDS!!! OMG THAT'S INSANE!!!"


No joke, straight yelling.
Jun 5 2008 7:43PM
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teejayy
Posts: 134 - Karma: 14
haha yesss! i have heard that many times. and

'those are some fancy skis with the two fronts'
Jun 5 2008 7:50PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15

gaper: omg your skis are curved in the back
me: yeah i know
gaper: whats the point of that?
me:    ...

Jun 5 2008 8:03PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
"You're going the wrong way" -snowtubers as I ski switch towards the lift past the tubing hill.
Jun 5 2008 8:13PM
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JEWbacca
Posts: 1391 - Karma: 30

GAPER-"Whats the point of the trick or those weird doubled tip skis"
ME-"you a f**cking idiot"

Jun 5 2008 9:22PM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
After me doing a backflip this kid comes up to me

Gaper:Hey you just did a backflip!?!?!?
Me:Yea and?
Gaper:Will you sign my helmet please???
Me:Ummmm sure I guess so...
Gaper:You have a sharpie right? All the pros carry them to sign autographs...
Me:Haha no...
Gaper:I guess you aren't that great then...

It was quite funny...
Jun 5 2008 9:31PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
old guy on the chair lift: whats that curvy thing down there?
me: a half pipe
old guy: u want a hash pipe
me: shut up
Jun 5 2008 9:36PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
so is there sandboarding in the summer here
Jun 5 2008 9:38PM
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BRMN
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where do they keep the moguls in the summer?
Jun 5 2008 9:48PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
claim
Jun 5 2008 9:50PM
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BRMN
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so, when it doesn't snow do they blow snow for a couple powder runs?
Jun 5 2008 9:50PM
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0123456789
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gotta love gore

and mines not really a quote, but an action.  when i put my skis in teh gondola they ahve to be seperated, and then the liftie comes over and trys to jam them both into one slot, but it clearly wont work.  then has to put them back into seperate slots.
Jun 5 2008 9:56PM
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BRMN
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u r a serious tool
Jun 5 2008 10:05PM
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Sufferboy
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seriously no one is stupid enough to ask that quuestion

what type of tool am i?
Jun 5 2008 10:09PM
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BRMN
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i live at main street park city and worked at the mountain part time yes some one has asked me that. ur a tool to think that i would actually make something up like that on ns im 23 not 16. so ur a tool
Jun 5 2008 10:15PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
wow cool story hansel

i live a mile away from my ski hill

and im 17 not 16. so ur a twat waffle
Jun 5 2008 10:18PM
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BRMN
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at least ive seen some twats bitch tits
Jun 5 2008 10:28PM
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mitchk
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well thanks to the internet we can all see some twats.
now get the sand out of your vagina and chill.
Jun 5 2008 10:32PM
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BRMN
Posts: 439 - Karma: 14
touche
Jun 5 2008 10:33PM
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Sufferboy
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yeah calm down brosaph i was jk
Jun 5 2008 10:36PM
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doublexl
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this is pretty much a daily routine during holidays and shit.
Jun 5 2008 10:39PM
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sirskizalot
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the best one that ofcourse everyone on this site has had to have heard atleast once is

"can you backlfip"
Jun 5 2008 10:43PM
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Swan_Solo
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you see, if they act like douches and ask if you can do a backflip, ask if they can do a barrel-roll

seriously, to everything they say

example:

gaper: can you do a backflip?
you: can you do a barrel-roll?
gaper: uhh well-
you: do a barrel-roll?
gaper: no but-
you: BARREL ROLL?


Jun 5 2008 10:55PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
HAHAHAHAHAHA 
Jun 5 2008 11:20PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
why does that sign say freestyle park?
yeah no joke some guy on the lift asked me that
Jun 5 2008 11:52PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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"o i thought skiers werent allowed in the board park"
Jun 6 2008 12:15AM
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Bumbleton
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gaper- so whats your signature stunt?
me- ummm, i dont really have a trick im known for.....
gaper: oh, so do you kids call them stunts or tricks nowadays
me-tricks.....
Jun 6 2008 2:30AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Was riding up the lift with some gapers cause i slept late and didn't ride in with anyone, everyone waves at me on the lift and yells my name, and the kids are like
"why do they call you brooklynn? You come from the hood?"
"no... its my name"
"well you look like a gangster"
"oh, you look like... a farm boy?"
"are you famous"
"silence....No"
"how does everyone know you"
"because i fucking own them"
they stopped talking
they were like 12
Jun 6 2008 2:44AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Some 12 year old gaper where going down and putting one ski either side of the rail thinking it was an awsome trick, while going up the lift i say " That is such an awsome trick, follow me this run and i was try" i go down and 270 of he end, look back and there the gapers are with there jaws dropped.
Jun 6 2008 3:30AM
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SkeechyD
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gaper next to me has line invaders and is wearing a pakers sweatshirt and a pair of jeans.  he says. can you actually use the double ends?
Jul 20 2008 2:07AM
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Justin.B
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I have 2:
Hey dude, are your skis shaped like that so you can put them on backwards?

And

Gaper: I think your skis are broken
Me: Why?
Gaper: Both ends are tipped! how do you tell which side is the front?
Jul 20 2008 2:12AM
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Prtzlman
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Gaper:hey so i see youve got those uhhh whatchyou call' m..........double tips, eh?
me:yes sir, i do.
Gaper:oooo so your one of them hot doggers huh? 
Jul 20 2008 2:16AM
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Justin.B
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I had a little chuckle
Jul 20 2008 2:18AM
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Waffle11
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i want to dress as a gaper and infiltrate another question, head into the park, ask a NSer if they can do a backflip and then see their response when i do one myself
Jul 20 2008 2:19AM
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Prtzlman
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haha, i hear that. 
Jul 20 2008 2:22AM
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Prtzlman
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the ultimate comeback

Jul 20 2008 2:25AM
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SkeechyD
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that would be funny as hell. nser jaw drop
Jul 20 2008 10:54AM
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SirFryanator
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it's called gaper day! the most fun day on the hill other than a powder day
Jul 20 2008 12:05PM
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Blurst
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yes i love gaper day so epic

im about to drop in to the pipe

gaper: so you can go backwards in the half pipe with those
me: yes sir you can
gaper: I dotn think you really need those tipped skis, i think ill try
i go do a five land switch then get out of the pipe
gaper drops in goes straight up the wall comes down back of skis dig into the bottom of the pipe and he eats it hard
i just ski away to the lift
while watiting for the lift
gaper: i guess i was wrong about the tips
me: i guess so
gaper: im not going to the half pipe until i get some two tipped skis
Jul 20 2008 12:34PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Maybe you should just go around now carrying a Sharpie at all times. Just walk through a crowd and start signing helmets really fast.
Jul 20 2008 12:36PM
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wintersway
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if you do a 5 in the pipe... you dont land switch
Jul 20 2008 1:17PM
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skiminnesota
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"why dont you snowboard"?
Jul 20 2008 1:47PM
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JamesR
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classic winterplace.
Jul 20 2008 2:52PM
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