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Dumbest thing ive ever heard.

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asapCferg
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two girls sunbathing in train tracks and got hit by a train...

http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=190633&ac=PHnws


check it out.



May 29 2008 11:11PM
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AALT
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imagine their bodies after that dude, cut in half or something that would be discusting, it would scar you for life if you saw it happen...
May 29 2008 11:13PM
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ryan.c
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you just made me laugh so hard shit came outa my nose n all over my keyboard
May 29 2008 11:13PM
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BMB
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obviously a suicide attempt caus ethey shoulda been in skool, and didnt move when the train blew the whistle, or theyre deaf, and dumb.
May 29 2008 11:15PM
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bermbuster49
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hahah you just made me laugh more than the original post. i love when that happens.
May 29 2008 11:15PM
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RICK_ROSS
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can you blame them,
i can tell you've never sunbathed on train tracks
May 29 2008 11:17PM
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adam.
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dude i didnt laugh at the article


but you made me laugh alot
May 29 2008 11:17PM
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ryan.c
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still cleaning up, but now that ive read the article it isnt as funny. it was more of the original post that made it funny. its weird that they didnt move
May 29 2008 11:18PM
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asapCferg
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yeah its really messed up. it must have been a suiced attempt or something because they obviously knew the train was coming..and they were skipping school AND they weren't on drugs or anythin.
May 29 2008 11:25PM
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Dr.Scholl
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im not trying to be insensitive
but honestly
how dumb do you need to be to get hit by a train?
May 29 2008 11:29PM
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phishfood
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no no no

its how dumb are you to SUNBATHE on TRAINTRACKS??
May 29 2008 11:36PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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ya seriously there is no way they couldnt have known the train was coming
May 29 2008 11:39PM
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asapCferg
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word. i just dont get it
May 29 2008 11:39PM
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theres_ghosts
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there it is



trains are on a fuckin fixed route.....not just a SUPRISE!!!!!! BLAM!!!! SQUISH!!!!
May 29 2008 11:42PM
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no_steeze
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it was a failed attempt at gaining attention. they gained nothing and lost limbs, and now everyone views them as the retarded ones who didn't move out of the way of an oncoming train that blew its whistle
May 29 2008 11:44PM
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sick-as-aids
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hahaha dumb bitches
May 29 2008 11:54PM
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EH_DUBS
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wow...
i dont think it would have been a suicide attempt cause...well they only had their legs on it unless there completly retarded i think they would have realized that slicing their legs off wouldnt kill them.

they probably wanted attention and thought the train would stop in time or something.

which obviously it didnt...
May 29 2008 11:57PM
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asapCferg
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so so so stupid!
May 31 2008 11:14AM
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thenakedcellist
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thats horrible..
May 31 2008 11:34AM
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Mooose...
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Im very curious to find out how they didnt hear, see, or feel the vibration of the train coming. Maybee they were both similar to Hellen Keller.
May 31 2008 11:43AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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They were Blonde obviously.
May 31 2008 11:45AM
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.makuma.
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thats what i thought, how can you be that oblivious to not realize a train is heading towards you..its not like theyre quite
May 31 2008 11:48AM
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jason...
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bahahahah the supidity of people never ceases to amaze me
May 31 2008 11:53AM
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laurence^
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damn
May 31 2008 11:59AM
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wordzofwizdum
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you aint gunna get famous doing pussy shit
May 31 2008 1:03PM
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Manlenium
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This has always confused me.....How do you not hear or feel a train coming ?
Jun 9 2008 3:54AM
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grifter
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Thats so retarded. I'm at a loss, how do you get your leg severed, voluntarily...

"pink sandals and tote bag"...... ahhh now it makes sense.
Jun 9 2008 4:06AM
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tommihq
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I LoL'd
and I lol'd hard
Jun 9 2008 6:29AM
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mackinnon
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darwin awards
Jun 9 2008 3:09PM
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skibikeclambake
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i live near there, and i can explain some of this to you:
they were out late the night before(partying i believe)
they were sunbathing on the tracks
listening to music
they fell asleep

they got hit

not a suicide attempt
Jun 9 2008 3:12PM
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chimp
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clearly you havent sunbathed on train tracks before, its where the best sun is, i mean you might miss an ankle or a leg but you wont miss a good tan :)
Jun 9 2008 3:12PM
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Proze
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ouch
Jun 9 2008 3:45PM
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doublexl
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why would you lay on the tracks? thats fucking stupid. itd be so uncomfortable.
Jun 9 2008 3:47PM
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chimp
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thats why you bring an air mattress god
Jun 9 2008 3:50PM
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yelsel
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haha yeah these girls should get first place
Jun 9 2008 3:56PM
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mike_e
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my threads, i wanna see where this goes....
Jun 9 2008 4:06PM
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bigolrig
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people these days....
Jun 9 2008 4:11PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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im trying to comprehend everything that went on here...

this was apparently a popular spot for kids to go, so therefore they would know that the train still runs, and probably runs on a regular basis.........

idiots
Jun 9 2008 4:14PM
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Franny
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I guess the wanted to have grill marks like on steaks by laying on the tracks.
Jun 9 2008 4:14PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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this is too idiotic for me to comprehend it reminds me of a stupid pointless family guy segway:

Peter: that was almost as dumb as the time i went suntanning on train tracks! (now show a flashback of peter getting his legs sliced off on train tracks)

god family guy is a brutal show

and these 2 are idiots

Jun 9 2008 4:18PM
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TerminatorX
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maybe they were tripping sack
Jun 9 2008 4:37PM
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elk.
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Sara: we should go chill at my house safe on my porch and get a nice tan!
molly: NO LETS GO ON THE TRAINTRACKS AND SINGE OUR LEGS ON THE HOT FUCKING METAL
Sara: wont that hurt...
molly: NO TRAIN TRACKS RULE FOR TANNING ALL THE COOL KIDS DO IT!

Peer pressure sucks
Jun 9 2008 5:07PM
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asapCferg
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ohh kids these days
Jun 9 2008 5:21PM
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Malcolm
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wow theyre stupid
Jun 9 2008 5:26PM
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KAS
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pretty weird...
Jun 9 2008 5:45PM
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b-kul
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i believe you were looking for the word quiet.
Jun 9 2008 6:01PM
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TheQuailman
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Why did the two blondes get their legs sliced off by a train?

Because they were sunbathing on the tracks!!!!

Jun 9 2008 8:14PM
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TheQuailman
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haha, you need to watch the video, these girls are fucking idiots. 

http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=88864

Haha, "more braver", what a fucking sped mom.

Jun 9 2008 8:26PM
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Waffle11
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baby hit by train, WARNING VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT




Jun 9 2008 8:30PM
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Karcher
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hahahaha really? jeez you would have to be pretty dumb to tan on railroad tracks. hahah
Jun 9 2008 8:38PM
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rj.
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yeh shit man this happened like 45 minutes away from my house...didnt know them tho...
Jun 9 2008 8:56PM
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