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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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so, dad doesn't know that I bought a pair of used seth pistols, but I have to fly them back out to university with me to get some pre-christmas skiing in. they are bindingless right now so I also need my other skis out there with me in case my bindings don't get sent on time. if my dad notices how unnaturally heavy my ski bag is, do I tell him a friend didn't want them and gave them to me- or, I was flying them out to vic for someone else.... I need a really good story so my dad doesn't kill me for spending money I don't really have....


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Oct 13 2003 4:51PM
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Dallan!
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you tell him that you have got a new job.. lapdancer..




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Oct 13 2003 4:55PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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haha so far my only job is making jibculture toques


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Oct 13 2003 4:56PM
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Dallan!
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Oct 13 2003 4:56PM
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jman
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why would he care
Oct 13 2003 5:02PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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he doesn't want me spending money.... and is a 'one pair of skis per person' kind of dude


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Oct 13 2003 5:05PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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ship the skis to yourself or the hotel/house you will be staying at. Pick up the mail when your dad isnt around.


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Oct 13 2003 5:12PM
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DrPepper
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yeah, i would either tell him, make sure you carry the bag yourself, or ship them on your own...
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Oct 13 2003 5:20PM
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Lord_Piot
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tell him you got a stupid deal on them and that you would be an idiot for not buying them.
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Oct 13 2003 5:27PM
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PhaedeD
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just tell him that they are yours. or why dont you just carry your bag or does he have to send them or am i just really confused.











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Oct 13 2003 5:30PM
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dspin7x
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just kick him in the nuts and run on the airplane real fast

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Oct 13 2003 5:48PM
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NomenClature
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Your friend baught them off ebay, but when he saw that you lives in the same city as the person who sold them, he called you and had you pick them up saving money on shipping. and if that doesn't work, go for the shins.
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Oct 13 2003 5:53PM
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thats a good story bro
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Oct 13 2003 6:22PM
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Rbamf
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tell him theyre stolen, so you didnt have to spend any money on them!!!
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Oct 13 2003 11:25PM
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joker
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tell them you sucked off seth morrison and he gave you his pair


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Oct 13 2003 11:25PM
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Lateralis
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you found them in the dumpster behind your local shop


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Oct 13 2003 11:27PM
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Skibum420
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haha joker puts it in perspective: tell him you bought them if he gets pissed drop the bomb by sayin you gave seth a BJ for them...

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Oct 13 2003 11:28PM
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wrenegade
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I'd go with ekeane's story






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Oct 14 2003 12:48AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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okay here's what happened, dad sees ski bag in back of car
'you takin two pairs of skis out?'
'ummmm......yeah....'
'which ones?'
'bandits and uh..... some skis Joel didn't want anymore....'
'okay...'

so didn't need to worry, thanks for the advice. haha woulda been funny to tell him about my love affair with seth.


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Oct 14 2003 1:28AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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thats too bad, i wouldve said hit him with a desk lamp and run
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Oct 14 2003 1:30AM
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Oct 14 2003 1:45AM
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west
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So your in college and your worry that much about what your dad thinks about you buying skis?




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Oct 14 2003 8:51AM
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i only know about grape smuggling

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Oct 14 2003 10:11AM
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Dallan!
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buy some big bananas and shuve em in the banana




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Oct 14 2003 11:01AM
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I think ive seen this on James Bond once but I cant remember what he did

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