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"Take a Little Kids Bike at the SkatePark!"

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HailSatan
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So on Sunday (May 11,2008) a little kid on a bike was getting in everyone way, so when we wasn't near his bike me and my friend went to take his bike. I hop on his bike and rode it up the roll-in, and left it there. He thought I stole it, but I didn't. He went to get a water bottle to splash water on me and my friend, so when he came over I knock it down from his hands, and he pick it up and threw it at me. I got water on me, so I pick the bottle up and started to chase him, and threw it at him too. After that he went to get his uncle, and he threw a rock at one of my friends but it miss ( thank god). The kid hops over the fence and goes to his house so his uncle can come up, and before that my friends say you sohlud run, and I said I'm not running that what pussy do. Finally, his uncle comes up and the little kid starts talking, and the uncle get out of the car and puts the little kid and his friends bike and the car and leave. I thought that something was going to happen but it didn't. I know you don't care, but I don't care ever, and I know some of the sentence don't make sense, so write what you want. Peace!
May 13 2008 11:05AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
you are a peice of shit..
i can understand how little kids can sometimes be annoying at the skateparks but that does not however justify you in anyway to fuck with his shit or him for that matter.
May 14 2008 4:50PM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
It was a joke, and why would I help a biker if I'm a skater?
May 17 2008 10:21PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
wow you are a cock. as if it wasn't bad enough that you are an asshole to a kid just tryin to learn to shred you brag about it and think you're the boss for picking on a little kid? you really suck. shame.
May 17 2008 10:33PM
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meggles
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A few encouraging words never hurt anyone, jackass.
And your joke sucked balls.

May 17 2008 11:06PM
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alaskakid
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yep
May 17 2008 11:09PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
lmao that was pretty random
May 17 2008 11:13PM
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4mica
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tomastaismyhero , you are a fucking idiot .
May 18 2008 12:37AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
word to that and the guy above me
May 18 2008 1:42AM
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miralas
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this totally reminds me of a time i was playin baseball in the park with those plastic baseball sets and some littl 8 year old out of nowhere started pelting me with one of my own balls while i was chillin for lunch. then i got fed up with his 8 year old bullshit and chose to stoop to his level. i decided to pull trickery on him and some how got him close enough to me where i could palm his head and smash him into the ground. he's mom gave me the gnarliest stare when i did that. i was 19 when this happened...
May 18 2008 2:08AM
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0123456789
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ahah thats mad mean, but was so funny to read" i decided to pull trickery on him"  lol
May 18 2008 9:34AM
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VT_scratch
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May 18 2008 9:36AM
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chapz
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wow amazing story buddy, i wish i could be like you.

and i hope youre a younger kid, cause your paragraph was horribly written. i dont think you kept the same verb tense in any one sentence. instead of picking on little kids who are progressing, why dont you take some makeup english classes.
May 18 2008 10:41AM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
damn your cool
May 18 2008 11:00AM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 Thanks.
May 18 2008 2:24PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
why would you post about how you were a dick to some little kid and then nothing happened.  Why not try to help the kid get better instead of being an asshole.
May 18 2008 3:02PM
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-+Siver+-
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i think the census of this thread is your a big douche
May 18 2008 5:41PM
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ThaLetterM.
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can you not type plural words or something?
May 18 2008 6:32PM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 It a joke that all.
May 19 2008 1:17PM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 It a joke, and everyone take it serious, so cool down, and forget about it.
May 19 2008 1:44PM
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Duncan*
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 164
hahahaha
May 19 2008 3:05PM
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D-HAWK
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your a bad bad bad man
May 19 2008 3:40PM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 Why are people hating on people because I took some little kid bike. It was just a joke, and they take it serious. But I shouldn't care, and it shouldn't bother me ever.
May 20 2008 10:55AM
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ECfreeski3
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"...EVER!"
May 20 2008 1:29PM
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HailSatan
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 It a joke, like you never played  a joke on a little kid before.
Jun 5 2008 10:02AM
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