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Ap english test... drug use beforehand?

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wang_bong
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aight.. the ap eng lit test is coming up on thurday. there is already a thread on ap tests, but this is kinda different. i'm pretty sure i'll be taking an adderall for the test, and maybe pound down a beer at 7:55, but does anyone have any thoughts on taking this shit stoned? some of my best writing is when im baked, so i think it would only be fitting to take the test baked.

so does adderall + 1 beer + tea (for caffine) + weed = a 5? lets share some ideas here.
May 5 2008 10:48PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
That sounds like a terrible concoction for an AP test. If anything, just take the addy and tea.
May 5 2008 10:50PM
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R-Bertsch
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do all that and blow about a half gram off the toilet seat in the bathroom while you're taking the test and you're guaranteed a 5.



















sounds like one of the worst ideas ive ever heard.
May 5 2008 10:53PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77

yep

May 5 2008 10:55PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77

yep

May 5 2008 10:55PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
^eh my bad.
May 5 2008 10:56PM
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720skiguy
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if that's your idea of a 5 you wasted an entire year in that class.
May 5 2008 10:56PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
go on acid, guarenteed pass
May 5 2008 11:00PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
fuck that...., go ripped, so much easier to write.... i blazed fucking hard before all my finals, fuck the beer that early though, thats a little crazy
May 5 2008 11:03PM
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shibby
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just curious, why beer?
May 5 2008 11:07PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
if you really think that, you don't deserve to be taking an AP class, take the test completely sober and actually put to use what you learned in the class all year, with that kind of mentality you'll get a 1 so drink a cup of coffee and suck it up
May 5 2008 11:10PM
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eastAR5
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crush up 30 mg of adderal....put it in a redbull, drink 20 minutes before the test


then 5 minutes before blow a line of like 2mg and you will SLAY THAT SHIEET
May 5 2008 11:18PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625

Isn't AP Lit mostly on books that you had to read? That would be a terrible idea I would think, maybe for AP Lang and Comp a little weed may help the writing flow but not for AP lit...

May 5 2008 11:20PM
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Alex_G
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yeah just lace your j with some adderall, so it knocks you out but keeps you going
May 5 2008 11:27PM
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duckets.
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lol, harold and kumar is so hot right now
May 5 2008 11:30PM
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Alex_G
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haha such a good movie! i had to quote it here.

May 5 2008 11:32PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
if u do it u have to tell us how it went
May 5 2008 11:34PM
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wang_bong
Posts: 766 - Karma: 13
i dont know why everyone is hatin.. i'm a good student. last year i got a 5 on calc and 4 on chem, so i'm definently smart enough. so i talked to some friends and we're gonna do it, i'll let you know how it goes
May 5 2008 11:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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you don't get credit for any of the required english classes from the ap test at my university so I'd say go for it.
May 6 2008 1:32AM
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Hannah.
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no one seems to be hating they're just answering ur question
persoanlly i didnt care a lot bout the exams but i wouldnt go baked
May 6 2008 8:24AM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
who took the test? what did you guys think. for you east coasters, I totally bullshitted the shakespeare essay about Henry VIII
May 7 2009 6:05PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
he doesnt deserve to be in the class? come on dude, AP classes arent a fucking secret society or some shit. i smoke trees and could still get straight As in an all AP schedule.
May 7 2009 6:42PM
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soomiez
Posts: 98 - Karma: 11
i got hella stoned before my survey of jazz final, but i dunno i guess it depends on you cause i can't write when i blaze but music classes are much easier id think.
May 7 2009 6:47PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
but do you?
May 7 2009 7:15PM
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Pman13a
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only if you did that whit while learning and studying for it
May 7 2009 7:25PM
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A-Style**
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ap english was today right? howd it go?
May 7 2009 8:09PM
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Quinn
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clearly the only reason you would "POUND ONE BEER YEAAA EXTREME", is because you think it s cool.


....its alright though. i remember when i thought drinking was pretty BA too....
May 7 2009 8:12PM
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WIfreeskier
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i smoked a joint to my dome before my AP Calc test, and I was the only kid in my class to get a 5.  ha.
May 7 2009 8:13PM
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Bo_bot9
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 275
i would say it depends on if you care or not if you do well. If your already accepted to college then fuck it who cares but if you need to do well then i wouldnt.
May 7 2009 8:18PM
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Delphi
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you're a FUCKING idiot. Facepalm.
May 7 2009 8:35PM
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Dosh
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if you can handle that, then go for it. ap lit was such a hard test to study for
May 7 2009 8:49PM
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ben802
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eat your breakfast for sure
May 7 2009 8:56PM
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Jib-Ninja
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I think it would be a good idea to smoke beforehand, drunking not so much. But when i smoke i tend to remember random small things that are useless, so just look at the study guide 5 mins before test and u will remember those small things. But on the other hand it could be worse for you cuz your mind might focus on eating or looking at the floor or thinking about why flamingo's are pink.
May 7 2009 9:00PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
nah if you really want to score a 5 on one of these bad boys you gotta go homebrew. I'm talking that jenkem, that leroy jenkem, dat butt hash. Just huff some jenkem and drink a 40. I don't see how you could do bad man.
May 7 2009 9:10PM
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willyg0808
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wow this thread was posted a year ago... this kid already got a 2
May 7 2009 10:23PM
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amo
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people need to look at the dates on threads
May 7 2009 10:33PM
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