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FARP Sucks

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Valdez_Wanna_Be
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well i suck at skiing and i haven't been on this site in about 4 months, but i checked it out today and there was lots of crap about FARP:The Movie. Well i am here to say it sucks, don't know if this has been done before but anyways....

Oct 11 2003 10:26AM
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RideBLUNT
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haha



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Oct 11 2003 10:28AM
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Valdez_Wanna_Be
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First off, it sucks because it is a bunch of fruity little kids who use amature video crap and have no idea what they are really doing, and they really suck at skiing, but i can live with all that, everyone has to start somewhere.
Their real problem is that they have zero taste in music, they really have quite possibly the worst music ever for any ski moive. They might as well have been using the Bee Gees or Credence Clearwater Revival. Wow, its doesn't fit any of the segments and its mostly mainstream crap that just sucks for ski movies. Seriously now, good decent music costs nothing, there is no reason not to have pimp music blasting while you are watching a crappy movie.
Oct 11 2003 10:30AM
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west
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FARP is paving the way for skiing's future. You need to step down.




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...then fade away
Oct 11 2003 10:30AM
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Jackpot
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FARP is progression, get used to it

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Oct 11 2003 10:31AM
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RideBLUNT
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what a great thread



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Oct 11 2003 10:33AM
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Valdez_Wanna_Be
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
FARP sucks and blows at the same time, i don't know if that is physically possible, but some how they have managed it, they should get a noble prize or sumthing for defying the laws of physics
Oct 11 2003 10:35AM
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EastCoastPride
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The music may be kind of bad... but at least they have some Weird Al. Plus, FARP sounds better than any other movie name ever.


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Oct 11 2003 10:37AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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farp fuckin blows

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Oct 11 2003 10:41AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
farp kicks ass
fred and randall keep doin your thing
Oct 11 2003 10:47AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Look at all the newbies get excited cause they think we're serious. But seriously, anyone who takes the time to film and edit themself and friends and put it up on here gets my respect.




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...then fade away
Oct 11 2003 10:53AM
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LDowney
Posts: 737 - Karma: 283
FARP owns and you suck Valdez. How could you possibly talk trash about CCR? After this season (at least from what I've seen) FARP is going to dominate this industry.





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Oct 11 2003 11:08AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I smell corperate domination.




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Oct 11 2003 11:12AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hahahah farp.....greatest name ever


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Oct 11 2003 11:17AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
farp is like tanner and pep times 16 im going to have to say it is the craziest shit ive ever seen

Crazy midget productions

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Oct 11 2003 11:27AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
farp rules
September 12, 2003

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SHOWDOWN SKI AREA, NEIHART, MONTANA

Showdown gleefully announces that the second snowfall of the season has produced 4'on the ground by 12:00 pm on Friday, September 12, 2003. 'We knew something was up when we passed a snowplow on the way to work this morning', said Chris Leatham, one of Showdown's Snow Sports Coordinators.

The storm, which started in earnest about 6 am, appeared to be intensifying at midday. George Willett summed up the sentiment on the hill saying, 'We can only hope...' Live pictures of the snowfall can be seen at www.showdownmontana.com.

There, I shortened my sig because all you haters were threatening to get me kicked off or what ever like soxripper because she likes to rip on other people instead of rip on skis

So just check out 'Ams' the illest movie in the world if you like watching a bunch of kids from montana ski


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Oct 11 2003 11:35AM
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3ski6guy0
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that movie sucks balls


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Oct 11 2003 11:37AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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how DARE u talk shit about CCR. just for that, i hate u. and let's try to sound clever by copying the simpsons. 'this both sucks and blows'
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Oct 11 2003 11:37AM
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Valdez_Wanna_Be
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
'farp is like tanner and pep times 16', wow you painted a picture with words, ive never even heard John Steinbeck be so descriptive
Oct 11 2003 11:38AM
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Valdez_Wanna_Be
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
o by the way, i aint talking crap about CCR, just makin the point they are not the best choice for a ski movie, just like Dry Kill Logic is not the best choice for a wedding movie. and i have never seen that simpsons, but if they thought of it first, credit to them
Oct 11 2003 11:57AM
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teresak2
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farp is awsome... don't bash em.


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Oct 11 2003 12:09PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 11 2003 12:16PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
Farp is amazing. You take yourself way too seriously. These kids in farp love skiing for skiing, not for being 'the sickest'. Which makes them cooler than you...because clearly you are all about trying to be sick.
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Oct 11 2003 2:46PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
FARP sucks ass... everyone knows it its not funny, they just suck cock, i could make a better m,ovie in about 10 mins, they cant do shit... my mom who has never hit a jump in my life is better than those kids...
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 11 2003 2:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
wait until farp 2

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 11 2003 4:45PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
farp is the best thing that has ever happened to skiing. lol











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Oct 11 2003 4:56PM
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D-40
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man farp 2 will be the best thing since mommy got unbanned
Oct 11 2003 5:26PM
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Jib_This
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farp is great. Spinning the wrong way? Like how, unnaty???




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Oct 11 2003 5:29PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i think its cause i spin to the right and most people spin to the left.

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Oct 11 2003 5:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Member Valdez_Wanna_Be (15 posts)
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This kid is not a newb. I guess his words matter and I will give up skiing.

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Oct 12 2003 1:14AM
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schlonginator
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well i'm not a newbie and i think Farp sucks ass




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Oct 12 2003 2:00AM
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Dfresh
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ok you fgkcing asshole,s listen, makign fun of farp is one thign
, but when you bring ccr intot his shit, you can go fuck yourself, ccr rules, you knwo it, so fuck you and fuck dmx and fuck any shirt that says urban rags, go fuck yourslef

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Oct 12 2003 2:08AM
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Lebbo
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FARP are doing the Bay City Centrals class of 1963 reunion.
When I get married I'm definately hiring them!
Oct 12 2003 9:21AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
we already did it. It was like 2 months ago. We still havent sent out all the tapes. We're lazy.

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Oct 12 2003 9:30AM
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Rogge
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when i go to church on sunday, do i pray to jesus? HELL NO, I pray to Fred and Randall because they are saving skiing! FARP 4 LIFE!
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Oct 12 2003 10:47AM
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johnnypsunami
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Fred and Randal suck ass too
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 12 2003 11:51AM
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Skibum420
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you made a few points till you ripped on CCR

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Oct 12 2003 11:51AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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whats wrong with the songs being mainstream? Their mainstream because they're good. Theres a reason some bands stay underground. They suck. Not all though.

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Oct 12 2003 11:59AM
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MidwestJibba
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i never have seen farp
Oct 12 2003 12:05PM
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alex_uk
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You are missing out, as kami (I think) said, it is the biggest thing since the wheel.
FARP2 will be one not to miss.
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Oct 12 2003 2:16PM
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theoz
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frap is shit if u wanna see a really progressive company check out ulta-matum
www.ulta-matum.com web site up early next week prepare
Oct 12 2003 4:02PM
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iAlmostLanded
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hah almost right, but i'll never forget kami's words 'farp is the sickest thing to happen to skiing since the ski' or it was somethin like that
Ski every day like it's the end of the season...
Oct 12 2003 4:16PM
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Danger.
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fuck you, i cant believe you said anything about ccr and bad choice together DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://flashpro.iwarp.com

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Oct 12 2003 5:08PM
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auntsaltine
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how are fred and randall saving skiing??????????? there killing it i think... i think they shouldnt even film untill they get better whats the point there waisting there time...
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Oct 12 2003 5:13PM
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mogulbarron
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frap is kool I think ad aussie pimp is just being a dick again any new company thats going to help skiing and getting it away from big gay companys like salomon is a good company. weather it be frap 4frnt ulta-matum, armarda siver ect. it all good we as skiers need to suropot these companys so it all good .
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
Oct 12 2003 5:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
if you don't like farp you just don't understand it.

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Oct 12 2003 6:40PM
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EastCoastPride
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word. i'll dig out this message from harvey in which he summed up FARP most beautifully.... if i can find it. because the message system is kind of gay.


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 12 2003 7:41PM
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b-ladd
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i think farp is the coolest thing since ice cream
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Oct 12 2003 7:44PM
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dez22
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valdez or whatever, 'im no so great of a skier, but farp sucks'

shut the fuck up, farp is a representation of kids having a good skiing and making a stupid little vid of it... now all of you little bitches with your 'real' tricks are all 'there fucking gay its nothing compared to my corked 900 and im sponsored and i have a better video so there fore im cool for dissing a skier who is worse then me ' additude is gay, fuck off

btw, is there farp hoddies? id buy that shit
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Oct 12 2003 8:49PM
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EastCoastPride
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yeah, there are. there are even FARP thongs!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 12 2003 8:51PM
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*Neil
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i masterbate to farp
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