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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
how can i lose my gf without being mean about it?
September 12, 2003

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SHOWDOWN SKI AREA, NEIHART, MONTANA

Showdown gleefully announces that the second snowfall of the season has produced 4'on the ground by 12:00 pm on Friday, September 12, 2003. 'We knew something was up when we passed a snowplow on the way to work this morning', said Chris Leatham, one of Showdown's Snow Sports Coordinators.

The storm, which started in earnest about 6 am, appeared to be intensifying at midday. George Willett summed up the sentiment on the hill saying, 'We can only hope...' Live pictures of the snowfall can be seen at www.showdownmontana.com.

There, I shortened my sig because all you haters were threatening to get me kicked off or what ever like soxripper because she likes to rip on other people instead of rip on skis

So just check out 'Ams' the illest movie in the world if you like watching a bunch of kids from montana ski


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Oct 10 2003 10:12PM
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lalalalaura
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by the way you worded it...it seems you don't really care if she takes it mean...because you wouldn't have said 'without making it sound mean' unless you already wanted to make it sound mean..hmm..
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joker
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don't sweat it, she doesn't want to be with you anymore now that she's had disdik


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Oct 10 2003 10:24PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
ive been trying to get her to dump me but its just not working
September 12, 2003

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SHOWDOWN SKI AREA, NEIHART, MONTANA

Showdown gleefully announces that the second snowfall of the season has produced 4'on the ground by 12:00 pm on Friday, September 12, 2003. 'We knew something was up when we passed a snowplow on the way to work this morning', said Chris Leatham, one of Showdown's Snow Sports Coordinators.

The storm, which started in earnest about 6 am, appeared to be intensifying at midday. George Willett summed up the sentiment on the hill saying, 'We can only hope...' Live pictures of the snowfall can be seen at www.showdownmontana.com.

There, I shortened my sig because all you haters were threatening to get me kicked off or what ever like soxripper because she likes to rip on other people instead of rip on skis

So just check out 'Ams' the illest movie in the world if you like watching a bunch of kids from montana ski


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Oct 10 2003 10:33PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Just tell her you don't want to be with her anymore. Don't be an asshole to her to try to get HER to dump YOU. That's the total pussy bitch way out, damn. Grow some balls


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Oct 10 2003 10:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
or just say you love her all the time and being really super nice to her. Girls HATE that for some reason.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 10 2003 10:36PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Not all


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Oct 10 2003 10:36PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Dump her, it's easy. Here's how:

'sorry, but ski season is coming up, and unless you're willing to put out every night and not get any quality time in return, this relationship is over'.

It's fantastic, cuz if she's not cool with it it's ok, but if she is, you're in luck...




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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Oct 10 2003 10:56PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
oh, that sucks you just got told by alsomo to grow some balls, that means your a bitch, and should fuck off into the land of magic and live your life how its supposed to fuck ass bitch fucker.
Oct 11 2003 2:49AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha 'Alsomo'. That's a new one


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Oct 11 2003 3:32AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
cheat on her

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Oct 11 2003 3:58AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^don't do that...it sucks.




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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Oct 11 2003 4:11AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
just say 'i don't want to be with you anymore'
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Swirly999
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just tell her shes not cuttin it anymore


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Oct 11 2003 8:55AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i kinda tried to get my gf to dump me but it didnt work either, ive also tried to break up with her and she said no


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Oct 11 2003 11:12AM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
my friend told his to 'Grow some some bigger boobs' that worked.



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Oct 11 2003 11:22AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hahahahahahahahha


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Oct 11 2003 11:23AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
just tell her the love, its just not there anymore


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Oct 11 2003 11:54AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i kinda tried to get my gf to dump me but it didnt work either, ive also tried to break up with her and she said no

haha. How can she say no?

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 11 2003 12:03PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
hahahahahaah, how can ur gf say NO ??? thats fucked up, well i love my gf and dont plan on breaking up wit her soon. Just tell urs that you dont feel the love u used to.





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Oct 11 2003 1:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
she said she didnt want to break up


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Oct 11 2003 1:10PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
cheat on her and say you were drunk


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Oct 11 2003 1:53PM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
or get her drunk and pay some guy to sleep with her, then you can be an asshole to her saying she is a bitch for cheating on you and its over.... from dogma
Oct 11 2003 2:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
^^ and have her commit suicide 3 months later
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Oct 11 2003 3:03PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
just tell her you found someone new that you like more.











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Oct 11 2003 3:18PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
lat, u a lil whipped? haha 'no i dont want to break up with u', you - 'yes mama...'
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Oct 11 2003 3:37PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
post a pic of her. then i will tell you exactly how to ditch the bitch.
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Oct 11 2003 3:47PM
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doghoy
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lol, holy shit she said no, that's classic
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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
hahaha, you just described my dream girl jibthis


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Oct 11 2003 7:43PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^ mine too!




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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SFU, still better than UBC
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Oct 11 2003 8:25PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
hahahaha
no? how can she say no?
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Oct 11 2003 9:19PM
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harvmada
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
if alasmo evr tol me 2 grow balls id make her jugle them with her tounge
Oct 12 2003 11:41AM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
you can't. just be honest


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Oct 12 2003 11:48AM
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harvmada
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
i dont get it
Oct 12 2003 11:52AM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
just say that u want to be single for a while.


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Oct 12 2003 5:25PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
just be like 'Hey bitch, you dont fuck me enough. get out of my life.'

or go for the jib_this method.


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Oct 12 2003 5:36PM
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auntsaltine
Posts: 299 - Karma: 10
clean the sand out of your pussy.....
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Oct 12 2003 5:41PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
its so easy to get a girl to dump you-
simply don't call her and she'll break it off real quick


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Oct 12 2003 11:06PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
''is your mom single?''
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Oct 13 2003 12:16AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
i dont have that problem. girls always dump me.
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Oct 13 2003 2:10AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^ That's cuz you're a communist bitch, fucknut.

Sorry, completely uncalled for, but you left yourself 100% open.

I'm gonna patent the 'Jib_This Method'.




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
SFU, still better than UBC
Hi, I'm John, John Bond
Oct 13 2003 4:23AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
sweet...you should be able to do that on your own,unless this is like your first girlfriend. Simply say ' I dont wanna go out anymore' walllahh!! simple as pie dude.
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Oct 13 2003 8:00AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
^you've prolly have never had a girl friend. cuz its definetly not that easy, unless you absolutley hate her
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Oct 13 2003 5:07PM
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Girays_Brother
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yea def not super easy but i dont have that problem now so im not going to worry about it


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Oct 13 2003 5:20PM
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