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things that make skiing gay
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tight pants
tight hoodies
gold chains
all that cock sucking
hucked spins
short skis
12 year olds
2 foot kickers
t-shirts over long shirts
huge helmets
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backyard skiing
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I am a drinker with skiing problems.
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'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
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^hahahahahahahahaha..oh my god..soooooo fucken clever..holy shit..
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that arrow should be pointin at the holyflyin kid..
not cj..
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tight speed suits are still cool though right?
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They better be, I just got a new hot pink one!
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lets not forget neon colors
girls skiing in bikini's or guys skiing in shorts
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assholes make everything gay
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assholes make everything gay
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'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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did you just say neon is gay
I'm going to come to your down in my DayGlo and pillage and burn your town and rape your women
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my god...dont we all love jeans..just jeans and a bike helmet nothing elsee..ahhh
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buttfucking.... its pretty gay too
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
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one thing i mos def cant stand is when old people who suck at skiing, come strollin throught the park with their kids and fuckin like, all their tea party friends, and just like, roll over the jumps, and stand on landings, and its just like.. wow. what the shit are you doing... naaa mean??
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as soon as click in, all I can thinkk about is moist ,puckered, heaving anus.
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^ haha, teaparty. some dumb 12 year old girls always rode up the jumps at waterville and stood there for 3 minutes. i called it a teaparty. idk what the fuck they were doin but it was gay. the stood right in the table after the lip in a cirlcle like they were cool, and they werent.
so yeah gay people make skiing pretty gay too
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racing, moguls, and oldschool shit.
- Matt Crandall
mind.over.matters.what.matters.
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kids with rentals, down jacket unzipped and skiing in jeans
I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
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how bout people who are to worried about what makes skiing gay. grow up. if u truly gave a shit about skiing, you wouldnt care. u r to caught up in your image. who cares. ski cuz u wanna ski, u fucks
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i think its this bullshit that makes skiing gay. Just cause some racer burns through the park going off the side of a rail jump and doing a spread, then trying a 180 and bailing in spandex, doesnt mean skiing is gay. It means your gay for thinking that. And the kid who did that park run i was talking about is also gay. But not skiing.
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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
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Lokash told me you're only gay if you push back RS.
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i remember a few years back when a family of four came strolling through our park. they threw a table clothes over the 30 footer, and had a scrumptious uncle ben's mini bowls experience.
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i agree with nick, guys having sex with guys is the gayest.
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I hate S.P.O.R.E.S. (Stupid People On Rented Equipment) they always come up from the city in their HUGE sean john coats and go through like they know what their doing
Five-9 Productions
'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'
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big helmets and posers
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hahaha SPORES I'll have to remember than one...a different category of tourists
Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
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don't knock big helmets.
the chicks love 'em.
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People who rip on others for learning... If they're not trying and all 'steezed' out that's one thing, but if they keep trying 180's over and over and over they deserve credit.
Oh yeah, and huge Texas families who do not understand the concept of merging in lift line...'now look here, I'hve rhented the performance package with the sidecut parabolic skiis so I can learn them parrallel turns like them rhacers do...'
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mommy....haha thats would be so fucking funny to see...go off the jump and throw a backflip or an overflip to freak em out!
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i just hate illinois bombers
im from south wis
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whats wrong with being gay? Mommy is gay and i bet hes got alot of tight friends...well maybe not tight but you know what i mean. Nice post homo, skien is skien...oh and for all the oldschool haters out there,go find mommy on the bunny hill and have some new school ass sex. peace.
'Its not the lack of sex that gets me... it the lack of sex that gets me.'
My friend after he broke up with his girl
269 is locked for the season
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i hate 'mommy' your a fucking loser yeah i dont know you but i just dont like you opinion or anything you have to say
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mommy is going to penetrate you with that huge pulsating yellow scratch cock beau
no lube
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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^ i agree.
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People who rip on all the long time racers and bump skiers, when they really can't even make a decent turn.
-Lauren
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i forgot about the little kids that call others 'nigger face' when where they live there isnt a black person in a 50 mile radius. well mabe thats snowboarders but its absolutely classic
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MasterJibber, are you completely stupid or what? Racing is insane! Have you seen the pros? You really think that's gay? Look beyond the tight suit...then moguls? Don't knock before you try it, and most people hate them because they suck at them! Then old school stuff... Where do you think new school got most of its background?
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I hate all these people worrying about what's cool. If you are that worried about, go snowboarding, I don't want you being part of this sport
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F.I.B.S. (fuckin' illinois bastards)
yup, i said it
MIDWESTSKIER
CASANOVA FREERIDE
who's kiddin' who?
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what the fuck you talkin 'bout fool
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racing stripes
'Keep on rocking in the free world'
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word boardercrk9. word. oh, wait, your a boarder, FUCK YOU
remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.
and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
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oh and i forgot, those reflective materials they put on older jackets, and lots of seams, lots of seams really sucks especially if its black with white stitching , it gets kind of annoying, denim with orange is alright, as long as there isn't too many stitches showing, like all over the place for no reason whcih bring me to my next point, stitching where it is not needed, i.e. stitches for design, it looks stupid
oh and, some color schemes on some jackets ruin skiing
snowboard/skate companies still make the best outerwear
'Keep on rocking in the free world'
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I hate S.P.O.R.E.S. (Stupid People On Rented Equipment) they always come up from the city in their HUGE sean john coats and go through like they know what their doing
Five-9 Productions
When I was like 15, me and a lot of other instructors would get rear entry boots, and wear jeans or khakis, anything that emphasized yeti. then we would go to blue and ski around like a crazy mother fuckers with skill.
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Yo i think style is definatly needed but still you cant give people that are learning tricks bec someday they might be better than you so give em props dont shoot em down remeber what it took you to get there in your skiing. BEING A HYPOCRITE is what skiing needs to lose.
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the people thta come fromt the cities, then critisize are the people i hate.
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mommy youve got hella right
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