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"LOCKING MYSELF OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!"

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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10

  I lock myself outside of the house on April 16 that was on Wednesday. I know you don't care, but it is pretty fun so here it go.  I was going to mow the lawn because my mom said I had to, so I did in the middle of mowing the lawn I forgot that I left my house keys in the house, so there was no way of getting back in. After I finish I went down the street to my neighbor because I thought she had a spare key but she didn't. So I walk home and got the ladder I got from my neighbor and carried it to the front of my house, so I could get on the roof. Finally, I did and I had to poke hole through the screen to opening the screen to get inside my house. Thanks that my mom opening the window early so my room could get some air, so I could get in. At the end after everything I grab my keys and went outside to put the ladder where it came from. I know you skiers don't care, and you can write what you want , but what do you think I should have done instead of this?

Apr 18 2008 8:37AM
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
you should have burned the house down...


Maybe not, but you poked a hole through your screen window to get in?

I got locked out once after lax practice and everything was locked so after 20 minutes of looking for a key/ chillaxin on the porch i decide to look for am open window. I try the basement ones and surprisingly one was open, but there was nasty cobwebs and shit up there.

I think next time i will wait it out/
Apr 18 2008 8:52AM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 Why would I burn the house down and maybe you would do that, but I have more sense then to do that.
Apr 18 2008 8:56AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahahha yeah i can tell your senses are on top of things huh?
Apr 18 2008 8:59AM
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dan.b
Posts: 866 - Karma: 10
automatic garage door opener are the way to go. you cant lock yourself outside with those thing.
Apr 18 2008 9:20AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I have a pretty funny locked out of my room story. So last summer I was living in some dorms and I went to take a shower and forgot my room key. My roommate at the time didn't have a cell phone and I didn't know when he'd be getting back so I had to walk to the office to get a spare key, in my underwear. Everyone looked at me all funny and it was quite embarrassing.
Apr 18 2008 9:28AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
You shoulda fucked your neighbor.


And his Ladder.
Apr 18 2008 9:55AM
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skier151
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
you could learn how to pick locks. its not that hard, especially on sliding patio doors.
Apr 18 2008 11:54AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I had to kick down my basement door once. Or twice actually lol
Apr 18 2008 11:57AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
you are one BAMF.


you know those sliding glass doors, that you have going out to a deck.  well if you know a thing or two you can get those slid off the track, that is how i broke into my house.

Apr 18 2008 12:44PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Done that too

And yes, i know i am a BAMF:

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Apr 18 2008 12:50PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I wear it quite often too
Apr 18 2008 12:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
but dude, you have pierced ears, like a girl.
Apr 18 2008 1:44PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Haha. But to each, his own kind sir.

And i will gauge them to 10's here soon anyway
Apr 18 2008 2:09PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I locked my keys in my truck once.. 2 hours before a final exam. I stopped at this store to pick up an eraser and when I got out I was like fuck noo, my keys were sitting on my seat. So I grabbed my skate from the back, hopped the bus home. Crawled in through an open window, got my spare key. Bussed back to my truck and drove to campus. Was just a bit of a hassle...
Apr 18 2008 2:13PM
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McTwist83
Posts: 282 - Karma: 11
thats epic, i dunno why but it sorta reminded me of ferris buller
Apr 18 2008 2:46PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
is it really necessary to lock your door while you're mowing your lawn?

or was it just an accident
Apr 18 2008 6:00PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
i have locked myself out sucks balls
Apr 18 2008 6:32PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
I did it twice in one day no more than 5 minutes apart. I had to climb onto my porch railing, climb through my kitchen window down onto the counter. Then I let the dogs out and shut the door behind me, before I unlocked it. The kitchen window was still open and the counter was cleared so it was easier, but I felt like a complete dumb ass.
Apr 18 2008 6:41PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
I do lock myself out once in a while and my house is kind of hard to break into. once I locked myself out and I had a cold, and it was snowing, I wasn't wearing boots, and I think I had an exam the next day or something. other times if I have my laptop I just go on newschoolers until someone gets home.
Apr 18 2008 6:53PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
one time i forgot my keys after school so i took a brick from my yard and busted the door ahndle out of my garage door.

when my mom got home she told me one of our neighbors had a key, i felt like a retard.
Apr 18 2008 6:54PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
we don't lock our back door at my house because the lock sucks.
and if for some reason it is locked you just have to kick it open
it's pretty badass
Apr 18 2008 7:42PM
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DannyBoat[978]
Posts: 99 - Karma: 5
next time justchulk a rock at a handle
Apr 18 2008 8:58PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
we have a walk out basement and the doors have big glass panes that you can wiggle loose and slip right through the door..... dont ask me how i found this out.
Apr 18 2008 10:48PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
I honestly get locked out of my house like once a month, mostly because I use the spare key earlier and forget to put it back, at which point I swear to out it back next time, which of course, I never do.  I usually just go chill in the starbucks at the bottom of my street until someone comes home.
Apr 18 2008 11:34PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
haha i just remembered i was at my dads i went out and forgot the keys inside, i didnt know the door was locked so im locked out w/e i just chilled then i went to my dads work and he told me to run the car so i did  and there was this annoying sound so by accident i locked all the doors then i got out of the car to move to the passenger seat but it was locked, the keys were inside and the car was running.... we ended up taking an hr long bus ride getting a latter luckily the condos window was open got the car keys and took an hr long bust ride back and got the car...  sucked.
Apr 18 2008 11:49PM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
we have a keypad for the garage door, so no problems for me
Apr 18 2008 11:59PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
I had lax conditioning this spring, we were running a timed 2 mile. Before going to the track, i went down to the mobil station to get some gas and a gatorade. As i come out of the building i realize that i had locked my keys in the car. since I was already in my running attire, i had no other option but to sprint up to my house (about 2 miles), get a spare key, and drive my mothers car back to mine at the gas station. I left my mother's car at the gas station, took mine to the track, ran the 2 miles, and drove home. I then ran 2 miles back to the gas station to get my mom's car. It sucked.
Apr 19 2008 12:09PM
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*Jib_life*
Posts: 119 - Karma: 18
I would have asked advice from a homeless guy of where the best place is to crash and spent the night on the streets
Apr 19 2008 9:17PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I remember when my brother and I were really young we got locked out of our house after school. We climbed onto the A/C unit outside, I then boosted my brother up to the second floor from it and he stuck his hand inside the window and opened it.

we were really young and it was a textbook B and E :)
Apr 19 2008 9:46PM
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