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I SUCK at skiing

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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
I'm a pussy, who's with me?
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Oct 7 2003 4:28PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
hey, i suck too! but thats all going to change this year...
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fear makes it fun

'check it out! im excercising and eating junk food at the same time!' me, while on the bongo-board, with a bag of doritos in my hand

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
Oct 7 2003 4:33PM
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1212j5j5
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im with ski punk...
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Oct 7 2003 4:57PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
im with blindsblinds



One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
Oct 7 2003 4:59PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
i suck more than all of you combined so there!


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 7 2003 5:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i suck too


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Oct 7 2003 5:18PM
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MightyDrake
Posts: 222 - Karma: 13
and i suck more than everybody on this forum
Oct 7 2003 5:19PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i cant wait to try new shit this year so hurry up fucking snow!

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

Oct 7 2003 5:41PM
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GT
Posts: 698 - Karma: 448
im with shibby! (not in a man o man way you understand)
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Oct 7 2003 5:43PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
why ski? What I do is dress all thuggish, wear my do rag, get my mommy to buy me the best equipment, and then put all my bling on.
After that I go on the bunny slopes and talk shit all day.
That's where the real progression is at!

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Oct 7 2003 5:46PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
straight thuggin` with my home boys.
west side for life.



Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Oct 7 2003 5:49PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i suck AND swallow !
Oct 7 2003 6:09PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
^lol
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Oct 7 2003 6:32PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
I drive a spoon
Oct 7 2003 6:34PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
im with ghost dragon. bunny hills all the way!!!


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 7 2003 7:03PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i suck at tricks but i can drop cliffs and the like.
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Oct 7 2003 7:05PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
Im the one all the way to the left in that picture....
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Oct 7 2003 7:28PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
ya know, as long as you have fun then you're doing the right thing on skis

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'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'
-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze



-Mike
Oct 7 2003 7:29PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
congrats
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Oct 7 2003 7:30PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
what about the people on this site that shove skis up ther asses? that isn't exactly doing the right thing with skis and they're having fun!


On my way to goddom
Oct 7 2003 7:31PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
im a really good skier (not to brag), but im not very good at tricks. that will all change this year though. im going to get 5s and probably 7s, plus cork 5s and kink rails all down


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Oct 7 2003 7:52PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I am the same as him ^, but I can't do regular flat rails very well (I had a kinked rail in my back yard so I learned on that and ever since i've been all messed up) and I can do 5s but not without doing a really easy grab because otherwise I forget what I'm doing half-way through and I try to land in mid-air...

There should be ski-school for jibbers and newschoolers...


On my way to goddom
Oct 7 2003 8:02PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
Pow and Cliffs and Cornices and kikas' ----------Like Mike Douglas ya



-Eric
Oct 7 2003 11:21PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
im more of a back country rider and i like droppin cliffs...im gunna work more on the pipe and shit this year



1 of 2 original members of *CWDM*

- ROOTS
Oct 7 2003 11:25PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i do switch dspin 990 reverse backside toxic to rail to 80000090 off in my sleep





die.
Oct 7 2003 11:26PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ya im pretty puss.











Go Big and Die!
Oct 8 2003 12:21AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I suck to it seem like everyone on this site can throw down D spins and all kinds of crazy shit and i struggle on 540 but that cool atleast im having fun isnt that the only thing that matters
Oct 8 2003 1:45PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
^
exactly!

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

Oct 8 2003 3:08PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
I'm better than all of you suckas you're so fuckin temorary me and my crew walkin down the streets....


'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
Oct 8 2003 3:38PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
I only found this site around the last couple weeks of the season so i never really realised this stuff. Makes me want to go out this season and try lots of stuff. Which i hope i will.


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Oct 8 2003 3:45PM
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