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Revamped-Worst movie ever?
is the cinematic equivalent of a car crash; it's a terrible thing to
witness, but god damn if that awfulness isn't entertaining. Right off
the bat, from the poster alone, you know this movie is gonna blow.
Besides the multitude of graphic design flaws, the title is just awful.
ReVAMPed! Get it!? Also, according to the poster, this is
a Jeff Rector Film. That might mean something if anybody actually knew
who that is. The film was also written, directed, produced and
starring... Jeff Rector. Of course.
The film also includes the (apparently) first ever vampire country
western song, "Baby, You're a Pain in the Neck." I'm not making this
up. Take a guess who wrote the song. Jeff Rector! That guy does
everything! Poorly! He's like the white, untalented version of Tyler
heres a link to the movie
and explosm.net is reviewing it, its pretty much exactly as they describe it, no joke, they only have part one reviewed though. read this
that sounds terrible.
but im watching reefer madness instead. i saw it and just had to. its such a lie.
whered you find it lol?
its like halfway through the Rs in the first link.
its kind of interesting what they used to think the effects were.
bahahaha its the worst interpretation of pot ever..
I still love the lady that jumps out of the window. Priceless...
the best movie ever made is definately AWAKE.
if you hate hayden christensen for what he did to star wars, you are gonna love this movie. its about how hayden gets a heart transplant while he's paralyzed, but still awake and can feel the pain. basically you get to see him torn to pieces, put back together, realize that his wife (jessica alba) just wants hits money. and hes too much of a pussy to come back to life at the end and do anything about it. absolute pure gold in every concept but logic, an understandable plot, and acting. but you wont care because hayden finally gets what he deserves, a nice rib expansion.
you're so evil to darth vader..
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