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Parents having sex ?

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Dylan_
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so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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steezyjibber
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wow
thats great but i feel bad for u
BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER, LOL!
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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Dylan_
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hahaha i know its soooo fucked up considering their 45 and 46 i thought they would have lost the juice a while ago
Apr 4 2008 10:46PM
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Pklink04
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please work the line, bang me like a hammer into conversation at breakfast tomorrow
Apr 4 2008 10:46PM
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Dylan_
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ill try and ill set up my computer to record it and try to post it
Apr 4 2008 10:47PM
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skijunkiedtm
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haha please! and then post up there response
Apr 4 2008 10:48PM
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ThaLetterM.
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yeah dude i bet your dad got a huge nut too.
Apr 4 2008 10:49PM
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freestyler540
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I feel ya, I was so happy when I moved out


Apr 4 2008 11:02PM
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ax_murderer
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ahhhahaa
we all just laughed so hard. bang me like a hammer
that sucks dude, so bad
Apr 4 2008 11:05PM
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triebby
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damn, your mom likes it rough
Apr 4 2008 11:13PM
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Dylan_
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yup and she called my phone thinking i wasent home shes like where the hell are you ( when i answered) and im like im downstairs trying to sleep, shes like why arent you in your bed im like cause i dont have to be bye. this does suck, its gross. ew! ahah
Apr 4 2008 11:19PM
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BootySpunk.
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Yah she does ;].....had to be said.
Apr 4 2008 11:23PM
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Tinga
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bang me like a hammer..... ahahahahahhahaha


Apr 4 2008 11:26PM
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whattheshit
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your parents fuck.  big fucking deal.


Apr 4 2008 11:28PM
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SteezePatrol
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post a pic of your mom

Apr 4 2008 11:29PM
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SteezePatrol
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so some geek can do a silly photoshop involving a hammer or something
Apr 4 2008 11:30PM
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duckets.
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lol classic, bringing the dirty talk when the kids are home
Apr 4 2008 11:31PM
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whattheshit
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its hammer time
Apr 4 2008 11:35PM
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Dylan_
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yeah i dont think ill put a pic of my mom on here because of what im told my moms hot, and thats gross to o but i mgiht just so it can get photoshopped lmao
Apr 4 2008 11:40PM
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A-Style**
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please do. also did you get the 'bang me like a hammer' into breakfast?
Apr 4 2008 11:58PM
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user098123
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After saying that, you really have no choice man. Pics.
Apr 5 2008 12:01AM
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.makuma.
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as if this thread hasnt gotten personal enough
Apr 5 2008 12:09AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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As far as I'm concerned, my parents have only had sex 1 time.
Apr 5 2008 12:31AM
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Reptar.
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o and why did you listen after you heard Bang me like a hammer.
Apr 5 2008 12:35AM
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zesty_buddy
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^hahaha

I am gonna laugh so hard if she is a milf
Apr 5 2008 12:37AM
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slaydave
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HAHAHAHHAHA YES.....
Apr 5 2008 12:40AM
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EL_FINRE
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awkward?
Apr 5 2008 12:53AM
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Tinga
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no way dude i was artificially inseminated. they have never had sex.
Apr 5 2008 1:00AM
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TZP
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show us a pic of her bro
Apr 5 2008 1:04AM
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joly.sp
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I have a brother so 2 times, not more.
Apr 5 2008 1:21AM
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RICK_ROSS
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or balls
Apr 5 2008 1:23AM
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-justice-
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haha that is hilarious.  I feel for ya bud cause if it was my folks doing that I'd feel mortified but in this case it's just too damn funny.
Apr 5 2008 1:27AM
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Alex_thedroog
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haha, you should ask your mom what bang me like a hammer means
Apr 5 2008 1:35AM
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Alex_G
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ahhhhhh thats gnarly dude. funny thing is my friend just walked in on his dad and girlfriend making out in the garage. His dad was about to do her.
Apr 5 2008 2:31AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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but the worst part about that is that you were involved in it when that happened...
Apr 5 2008 6:14AM
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crazyfuck
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bang me like a hammer... wow.  tell your mom to give me a call.

Apr 5 2008 6:22AM
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marc_sncl
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haha i want to some photoshopped pics
Apr 5 2008 8:01AM
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Lateralis
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ever wonder why your parents dont have sex anymore??
















try opening a grilled cheese
Apr 5 2008 8:38AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahahahahaha 'bang me like a hammer!', that is more than awesome. I'm stealing it.
Apr 5 2008 8:43AM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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u wud...
Apr 5 2008 9:02AM
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triebby
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ahahahaha, i just heard that the other day. such a lat comment too.
Apr 5 2008 9:49AM
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HailSatan
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 I thought Happy Hour is when you go to the bar, but way to go for your parents lol.
Apr 5 2008 10:38AM
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Dylan_
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happy hour s going to a bar ^^ then they came back........
Apr 5 2008 10:55AM
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comeatmebro
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dude lets see your mom. i wanna see some good ass photoshopping go down!!
Apr 5 2008 11:01AM
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theratpack
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sorry man i couldnt get her to keep quiet last night she just kept screaming bang me like a hammer for like the whole time i was banging her next time well just go back to my house

haha

Apr 5 2008 11:02AM
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thecounty
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ya bro, you gotta post a pic for your mom, i can see this turning into an awesome thread.
Apr 5 2008 11:02AM
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Dylan_
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ill try to get one
i got one of her and my dad... brb
Apr 5 2008 11:04AM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahhah









































yeah that wasn't funny at all.
Apr 5 2008 11:06AM
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JC_Nolan
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bahahhahaha mad funny thread but is the kids dad gunna bang the KIDS girlfriend? or his own hahaha
Apr 5 2008 11:26AM
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Jwalk
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bhahahaaha really is that right jordan
Apr 5 2008 11:28AM
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Dylan_
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breakfast time!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 5 2008 11:37AM
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