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my friend is narcoleptic

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Bundo
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dude, my friend got in a car crash cause he fell alseep at the wheel and rear ended this lady so he got a cat scan to see if he is narcolpetic and he is. weird huh. but how many people can say that their friend is narcoleptic. not many i hope. but it kinda sucks cause its kinda scary but if he takes his riddaline everyday then he'll be fine.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 6 2003 8:11PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i think im becomnig an insomniac... i can never sleep... i havent been to bed before 2 in like a month.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 6 2003 8:13PM
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rossignol_rider
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bummer
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Oct 6 2003 8:14PM
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cj
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your friend likes having sex with dead people?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Oct 6 2003 8:14PM
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Bundo
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hahahah you fag, thats a necropheliac. narcolpetic is someone who chronically falls alseep.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 6 2003 8:15PM
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*cowboy*
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haha so is lauren!


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Oct 6 2003 8:16PM
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lanks
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wowwww...you mean, you can read minds??


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Oct 6 2003 8:34PM
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cj
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Fuck off lanks, NOT FUNNY. Having sex with dead people is a serious issue!

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Oct 6 2003 8:37PM
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NomenClature
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HOHOHO im santa, and yes that sucks.
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smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

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Oct 6 2003 8:40PM
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lanks
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cj, dont make me have you say your eugoogly, because im a good eugooglizer...


Joel
Oct 6 2003 8:40PM
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cj
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fuck you man, if you werent a abidiginal, id take your picture.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Oct 6 2003 8:44PM
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B-Wald
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OBEY MY DOG!
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- Andrew Berwald
Oct 6 2003 8:47PM
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lanks
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im sorry cj, i wasnt listening. i was staring at your rack, soo nice...


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Oct 6 2003 8:47PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i fucking love this website....i have never seen so many unconnected randomly funny posts before inmy life...
'cj, dont make me have you say your eugoogly, because im a good eugooglizer...


Joel

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Junkie

2003-10-06 20:44:27
fuck you man, if you werent a abidiginal, id take your picture.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.


B-Wald
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2003-10-06 20:47:08
OBEY MY DOG!
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 6 2003 8:49PM
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RyeeMitch
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What is this? A forum for ants!?

Zoolander rocks boyz
RyEe MiTcH
Oct 6 2003 8:51PM
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cj
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i think it was the first time i took the second grade.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Oct 6 2003 8:52PM
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lanks
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hey guys, i think im falling for cj...that moment where we were sandwiched in between the two sherpas and that norweigen midget, i just saw it in his eyes...


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Oct 6 2003 9:00PM
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B-Wald
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hello.......hello........
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Oct 6 2003 9:02PM
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cj
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good story olaf

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Oct 6 2003 9:03PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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no i dont think you should get the 4frnts. Wait a few seasons until they have EVERY bug worked out. Go with ebay for good deals.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 6 2003 9:05PM
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PhaedeD
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lol that would be tight to have that shit just go to sleep in class and say you cant help it lol.











Go Big and Die!
Oct 6 2003 9:51PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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No it actually sucks a lot. I always fall asleep at school, in class, or I will leave for lunch and then pass out in my car and wake up in the late afternoon. I have gotten hurt falling asleep skiing a couple of times too.






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Oct 6 2003 9:54PM
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lanks
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i dont think youre joking, and if youre not, then i feel bad for you...thats gotta be terrible knowing that your driving down the freeway and you could fall asleep at any moment...


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Oct 6 2003 9:55PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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holy random
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 6 2003 11:41PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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WHOA! Lauren, be careful!


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Oct 7 2003 12:04AM
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