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The longest you ever went?
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How long is the longest you ever went without beating it? Im at about 2 weeks now and goin strong.
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I am a drinker with skiing problems.
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you mean beating it, or just sex in general. I think mine was a month when i was seeing some chik.
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beating it. girls dont count. thats the only way im able to do this.
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I am a drinker with skiing problems.
'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
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11 years...
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I went 16 years. but since I first did it, then 7 months when I was dating some girl
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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
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45 minutes
Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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16, jesus christ man, are you blind?
die.
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my hand is my best friend, but it told me to fuck off so were not on beating terms anymore
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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ahaahaha omg!
Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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hahhahahaha not on beating terms
45 minutes hairy hands!
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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
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i went 2 weeks once and once i let loose of the man juice, my balls shrunk an inch
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week and a half, it starts to hurt after about 5 days
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another question for you all............... who spits and who swallows????? oh and does anyone gargle?? i do all.... hi hi hi ===D
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All my darn life pretty much!
-Lauren
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^^^ you have to own a chicken before you can choke it
dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
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sometimes i'll go a week.
okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
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dude i usually do it when im bored so i never really had time to in mammoth, so it was like 3 months
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once or twice a week is a good, healthy regiment.
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10 seconds tops.
Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?
Fuck the Q!
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this reminds me of 8th grade when all the guys had a 'contest' each day a new guy would come in and be like 'im out!' and it was hella funny
and yea, like a week for me
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10 seconds tops.
Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?
Fuck the Q!
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10 seconds tops.
Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?
Fuck the Q!
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we know already!!!!!!!^^
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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that contest sounds awesome. Just like the one on seinfeld.
okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
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I've made it a couple months before while I was dating some chick, but how can you guys go that long without having a g/f or anything?!
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Oh yeah, almost forgot!
What about the girls on here??
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I can't stop fingering myself
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^^^ how the fuk old are you? you look 12 in your fucking picture
dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
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my friend claims to have gone over 6 months.. i dont believe him.. i could never do that.
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So none of you are mastger of your domain then? And to the chicks... JUST ADMIT YOUR DOWN, or at least humor us so we can get off thinking you do.
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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About twelve hours or so....
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I went 4 months one time, though I don't know if I would recommend it....it drives you crazy. Longest since, 3 weeks.
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Actually that was a lie. Probably three weeks
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thats more like it ms alaska sarah person girl, see and even if you lie... well now the male population of NS feels better
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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sarah types with one hand all the time
lates moe
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yeah we do like hearing about chicks playing with themselves
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
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sexybabe_12
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I think i went for 2 weeks or so...Yeah i do it when i'm bored and have nothing to do. If there is something else to do that keeps me busy.
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2 months
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i hate how most girls denie it and say its gross and whatnot...how the fuck can that be gross?
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oh man, if I were a chick I would so sit there and finger myself like all day....
And then I'd run off and marry some rich porno director and be set for life!
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I never have if you all want to know so badly I don't think it's gross or anything like that I just don't really get anything out of it. Which isn't necessarily true for everyone, but it's like trying to tickle yourself it just doesn't do anything.
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Lauren... If you've never tried it, then you wouldn't know that for sure
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True, I have twice.
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oh sweet jesus... please keep up this subject
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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yeah Sarah! forcing the truth out of this sites most shady!
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^ don't get anything out of it? you must be doing it wrong. you have to concentrate on the clit...
oh and like a week or so for me. guys heres something to think about.. if you beat it once a day on average thats 365 times a year and say you do it for oh i dunno for age 12-42 then thats like 30x365=10950 and they say you cum about a tablespoon or so each time so that 10950 tablespoons which is about 200 liters in yourlife time just from beating it...
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^Damn.... I think someone just figured out a way to feed all of the starving children in Ethiopia
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just like that chick and that guys football team...
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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^WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
WHO THE FUCKS THINKS ABOUT THAT?!
On my way to goddom
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