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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
is it odd to slowly fall in love with her...

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Oct 4 2003 3:49AM
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NoTeefa
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i wouldn't want to have to kill you


shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'
He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
Oct 4 2003 3:53AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
^^^ well said???????????


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Oct 4 2003 3:54AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I am officially starting the SARAH FAN CLUB.






-Lauren
Oct 4 2003 3:57AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
im in, and in response to the first question, i dunno, cuz i was already in love with her before the new icon
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 4 2003 4:06AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahahahaha umm, thanks Lauren?

And Dan... you're crazy.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 4 2003 4:15AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
LETS MAKE A SARAH FAN CLUB THREAD!
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Dear Driskey, BURN IN HELL!
-Love, Nick Mercon

'no rings, no strings. thats why the only ring i wear is the one around my penis'- the man show
Oct 4 2003 5:03AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
LET'S NOT! Time for dindin... I'm hungry. Rawr!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 5:05AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
too late!:)
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Dear Driskey, BURN IN HELL!
-Love, Nick Mercon

'no rings, no strings. thats why the only ring i wear is the one around my penis'- the man show
Oct 4 2003 5:06AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Damn you, I want to be a Power Ranger.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 4 2003 5:38AM
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daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
damn girl you lookin nasty
Oct 4 2003 5:40AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
let's just cut our wrists and bleed to death.


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 4 2003 5:43AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Thanks, I try. Especially since I devote all of my time towards trying to impress people on this site with my dashing looks and whatnot. Man, fuck that. I spend like ten minutes on my appearance every morning. Like I care what people think, daddy-o. I'm not too fond of 'daddys' right now... especially mine. GRRR


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 4 2003 5:43AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
um, ten minutes is a long time, and you obviously do care about what people think about you and how you look because you put a picture of yourself in your icon. personally i get off on fat balding men with bacne... wow... sometiems i amaze even myself.
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 4 2003 5:50AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
start slicing!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 4 2003 5:51AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha ten minutes is a long time? Right... Maybe to you since you're a guy, but most of the chicks I know take at LEAST a half hour, usually up to two hours. There's a half hour to shower, shave, and dry my hair, and then the ten minutes is finding clothes that aren't dirty, brushing my teeth, and trying to figure out where I left my shoes. Who the fuck cares if I put a picture of me in my icon? Doesn't mean I care what people think. It just puts a face to a name


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 5:53AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I'm slicing and dicing, Teddy


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 5:55AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
woh, woh... kill yourself... by cutting your wrists? thats really inefficient dont you think? if your trying to start a mass ns suicide... well, youre on your own... but go down in a blaze of glory... and beat yourself to death with a baby. personally i plan on skiing off a really big cliff when im like 75... all whacked out on vicadin or something.
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 4 2003 5:55AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yeah, I want to die skiing or by getting eaten by a shark. That would be sick!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 5:58AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ahhh, you are wise like eskimo... connection and such... but you still care. and i think shark attack would suck... although i did hear about this guy whos son was out swimming while he was chilling on the beach and the son got his leg bit off by a shark or something... pretty shallow... so the dad sprints out into the water and freakin grabs the shark and pulls it out of the water.
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 4 2003 6:04AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I don't know how I would like to die, but I think we all know I will probably die in my early 20's from a drug overdose.






-Lauren
Oct 4 2003 6:04AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
who cares if she cares or not, the point is almost anybody on this site would bang her, this goes for you too lauren. =)


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 4 2003 6:07AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Lauren, that's because you're a hippie. Or no sorry.. Your PARENTS are hippies. And I would definitely bang Lauren, hahah


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 6:35AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
so.......... is the real reason this post got created is that the guy has chronic masturbation problems?
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 4 2003 6:45AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Who really knows?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 6:51AM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
Shit i wouldn't. I got commitments son

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Oct 4 2003 7:47AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
three words: big black women.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Oct 4 2003 2:21AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
hehehe, your pretty...

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Oct 4 2003 7:20AM
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1212j5j5
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hmmm. im gonna die at the hands of a wood chipper


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Oct 4 2003 7:28AM
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NomenClature
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commitmants can be ignored.
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Oct 4 2003 2:51PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
so whyd this turn into a howd you like to die thread?
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 4 2003 2:59PM
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Sdot.
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 4,430
Elasmo's dad sucks a mean one

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Oct 4 2003 3:36PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
im the greatest
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 4 2003 3:37PM
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Sdot.
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 4,430
My icon's hotter than Elasmo's

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Oct 4 2003 3:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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krongos looks like eminem at first glance
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 4 2003 4:26PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yeah, if you're Marc McGuire without his contacts in


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Oct 4 2003 4:28PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah i dont look like eminem trust me
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 4 2003 4:29PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
ok, well the icon does... at first glance
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 4 2003 4:30PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha, I was. Brought up the old school stupid depressed bitch name. Yeah, but I'm done with that now. Time for ice cream!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 4 2003 4:36PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
after all night of cutting me open
and ripping out my heart
lets just sit her and smoke cigarettes
and light up our farts

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

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Oct 4 2003 5:17PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i thought the first post was going to include the gouging of eyeballs.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Oct 5 2003 1:02AM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
sarah....in ur icon, you remind me of mary kate and ashley olsen! and that makes me giggle so yea, your hot! i love you
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fuckin a.....what...i mean fuckin a dog

wtf?

emogirl...you're immune fool
Oct 5 2003 1:36AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
YES! LESBIANISM RULES


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 5 2003 4:37PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
It sure does

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 5 2003 4:43PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
hahah, me too men
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emogirl...you're immune fool

'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

look at that fiiine cozy ass...its just all cozy and shit

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*
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