babies

i eat em.


Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Atomic Tweaks for sale. Hit me up fockers.

hahahaha, what the hell is that, its awesome
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

You're fucked up

haha- my 8 month old nephew just learned the word fuck- now he won't stop saying it. ' yaaaaaa fuck fuck fuck fuck aaaaahhhh'- i love it!!- my sister is sooo pissed!
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
there is no right or wrong, just the concequences that follow your actions.

wow, if I ever had kids I would so teach it to beat people and curse them off at a very young age...


On my way to goddom

i like how you refer to your future kid as 'it'
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

damn, fool! A baby is just another object! just like anybody else, therefore it is not incorect to refer to one as 'it'...


On my way to goddom

babies should be used the same as women........cooking, cleaning and fucking


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel

hahaha best thread in a looonnngg time, no bullshit posts cept all the haha's but mommys makes up for the hahas

hahaha best thread in a looonnngg time, no bullshit posts cept all the haha's but mommys makes up for the hahas

haha man this thread is great. i think i might add by puttin in some whitty baby jokes such as...
whats the diff. between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends how thin ya slice em.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw ehm

how many babies does it take to pave a road? depends how big the steamroller is.

ok thats enough... for now.
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Ontario represent.

how do you keep a baby from falling down a manhole............?

stick a javaline through its head.

how do you get a baby in a tubberwear?

a blender

how do you get it out?

chips.

and thats enough........for now.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne

whats the difference between babies and tomoatoes? i dont eat tomatoes.
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Ontario represent.

why did the baby cross the road?
cause it was stapled to the chicken.


whats black and white and red all over?
a baby attcached to a seailing fan.

whats black and white and green all over?
same baby 2 months later.

and thats enough for now.

What's red and white and spins at 10 000 RPM?
A baby in a blender.
What's more fun than nailing one dead baby to a wall?
Nailing two dead babies to a wall?
What's more fun than nailing 2 dead babies to a wall?
Ripping them off.





'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
SFU, still better than UBC

its nice to have the dead baies back, thanks to ducttapeboy!

Why do you support baby genocide?

Ummmm...its easy



Powderhound Productions by Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*

hahaha yea dave i love that song its the greatest. and technically i brought back dead babies. i made him listen to the song. hahahahaha right. now its time for cake.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

is it dead baby cake?!


On my way to goddom

it may be.....


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

whoa man, you gotta ship some o that shit to me! c'mon I can't live without it!


On my way to goddom

who sings this dead babies song?
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

HAHAHAHA... simcoe is amazing!

yo these are rough fuckin time cracker
my man margets he got 77 kids
myself pointy beek i got 32
loaf a bread got 29 fuckin babies
the reverend caps got 30 and hes a paralized fuckin preist
ya'll remember when the biatch aproatches
y'all say whatsup but i say moin is notice
or the mexican hottie with the mexican body
12 years old but ya know shes ready to party
the key to her heart was too fuckin clear
3 cheesy pick up lines and 2 pints of beer
that ceniorita found a seata on my peeta
damn that bitch was livin la vita
but shhh not a word to mamma cita
9 months later she said she was ill
i said yeah bitch what the fuck else is new
she goes not im serious lets consider marraige
so i punched that bitch in the stomach and prayed for a miscarraige
at that moment one baby popped out i said o lord
???
2 popped out and then there were fuckin three
by the end of the night there were more than i can fuckin see
went to the doctor and he tied my tubes not leaks
but he tied the wrong tubes and i havn't shit for weeks o damn
well i got so many babies that i dont know what to do
im just a silly little jew in a silly little crew
theres a baby in the cuboard and a baby in the vent
i wish that they would all die or at least help with rent
i dont even know how i had a baby with another lady
im a fuckin bird i dont even know how birds have babies
donno if i have a penis of if i have sperm so what the fuck
where do i find enough worms for 32 babies
yo i dunno but i know what im gonna do
im gonna make myself some baby stew
gonna kill two birds with one stone
gonna cap some babies and eat some for
im a utilize my babies for useful things
im a wear one as a watch a bling bling a bling bling
im gonna use one as a chopping block
just if the waters to hot i watch the blood clot i dont give a shit
what the fuck ill even use one as an oven mit

chores

too many babies in my crib
simcoe is running out of bibs
im buying dorvel by the case
too many babies in my please get out my shoot your fuckin baby

Im two months older than these bitches and hoes
so ya know they got go to chop them up and shit like yo
no im high off the deiper a shit i need some skin
let me in the nersery the search fo huggies begins
oh shit im glad im in to see that simcoes arrived
and i feel i mightylucky that im even allive
the way there chopping babies left and right and ccc there back
i might as well relax while loaf a bread rips up on the wax tecateca she
you know till last week shiz wasnt so bad
and then my girlie shows up instantly i'm a multiple dad
in her arms she gots like three tots
Im like where the fuck the babies get got
she like theyre youres
i ask her how the fuck these babies be mine
my spine is juxxed
my fuckin weiner dont work
no fuckin sperm in my ballswork
no fuckin way these babies comin from me
my c's is deceased
my balls are dead empty babies from me simply can not be
now that bitch has a smile on her face
sayin shes a ball stealin ace
i say that cant be the case
my balls are right where they should be
i look in my jeans o snap
where are my b's?
somebody help me find my b's
i need my b's back bitch
i cant find my b's the fuck you doin takin my b's
i need my fuckin b's
yo snap where are my bs
I think i dropped my fuckin b's
how am i gonna live without my b's

chores

my babies mom dropped another baby on my porch in a basket
i outta put that baby in a casket ill blast it
last thing i needs another mouth to feed
6 gallons of the pured peas yo what the fucks up with that
who need 6 gallons of pured peas i do
Im the father of 77 babies
im gonna snap these fuckin babies is hyper buck wild
motherfuckers piss drippin for their deipers
stinkin up my carpet im like baby please
if youre old enough to piss you're old enought to buy your own febreeze
my pataints is gone your fuckin babies mouth got long
you want to talk back bam bam another baby gone
damn right ill fuckin shoot my baby
they stink they asses are covered in rashes
if they cant shower themselves they aite gonna shower at all
cause whose payin the hot water bill margets yall

i smoke a spliff
shoot a baby
take a nap
shoot a baby
drink a 40
shoot a baby
fuck my lady
make a baby
shoot that baby
shoot a baby
buy some milk
shoot a baby
read a book
i shoot a baby
i shoot fucking babies

damn right margets will cap your baby
lob will pop you baby
a pointy beek will fuckin drop kick your baby

the reverend will fuckin skullfuck your baby

a simcoe will fuckin booya your baby
a simcoe will fucking booya your baby

(some of the lyrics and spelling might not be entirely correct)

oh yeah... where the question marks are... they say 'then is slung shot back in by the ambilical chord'

Some other good simcoe songs are:
Titty milk
Tuburculosis
Hella Incredible Vagina

you were too late for the cake! i ate the whole thing. all by myself. it tasted wonderful.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

I'll have you know that I have added you to my 'beat to death and then rape' list...


On my way to goddom

Who me? That sounds fair.

Babies are attention whores.

How do you unload a dump-truck full of dead babies?

With a pitchfork.


This run sponsored by P-tex

the-east-isnt... > are you talking about me? i mean...i like to be beaten. keeps me feeling tough.



...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Karyn had a dead baby... but we were hanging it out the window one day (like usual - what else would you do with a dead baby?) than the frenchies stole it from us... they refuse to give the dead baby back... god know's what they are doing to it.

all they have given us so far is grandpa simpsons hand... who would cut off abe's hand? they're inhumane I tell you.

Darryl Hunt

'the people in this town are too crazy man. I'm going back to Langley and joining the army again so I can kill people' Tyler aka - Army as to why he was leaving whistler.

haha, last year i was in my speech class which is full of really dumb people, and i proposed a philosophical question to them and they actually discussed it for about 15 minutes. it was the funniest thing ever. the question was:

Would you rather kill a man in cold blood, or kill a baby in self-defense.
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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis

What is more fun than spinning babies on washing lines?
Stopping them with a baseball bat.

What is more fun than nailing babies to a fence?
Ripping them back off.
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Ahh well I had nothing else to put

haha, it's funny cause it doesn't really make sense!


On my way to goddom

wow wtf is this im very confused. wierd shit.











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