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Worst thing you have ever said to a girl

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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
so what is it?  mine isnt too bad I guess, could be much worse.  so I drove my friend to buy booze for this chick and she comes to my room to pick it up.  I had never met her and the first thing she says, without any hello, introduction, or thanks for the booze is "nice doob tube (in reference to my tube of dryer sheets).  smoking is disgusting."  so later I am hammered and my roommate tells the chick I was pissed that she was so rude, and she says "I just think smoking is disgusting.  you are going to get cancer."  and on that note I took a big drag of my cigarette, blew the smoke in her face, and said:

"fucking die."




oh and runner up, I ended things with this chick by saying "guess what I am thinking?"  her: what?  me: I dont want to see you again."  wow she didnt see that coming!  haha thats pretty awful actually

mine arent too great but with all the chauvinists on NS I am sure there are some pretty good ones.
Mar 9 2008 2:03PM
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stempy
Posts: 468 - Karma: 10
calling her the wrong name while having sex
Mar 9 2008 2:07PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
"make like a fetus and head out"
Mar 9 2008 2:11PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha while getting blown
"fucking cunt.....u suck at this"
i really needed a way to end it and she was pissing me off for months....
Mar 9 2008 2:45PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I hope she at least appreciated the pun (cymbal crash).
Mar 9 2008 3:18PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
shut the fuck up bitch i have enough friends. 
Mar 9 2008 3:28PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
ur best friend give better blowjobs fucker
Mar 9 2008 3:31PM
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ryankachel
Posts: 219 - Karma: 20
your vagina smells worse than my asshole
Mar 9 2008 3:32PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i dont have enough room to write them all ahahah
Mar 9 2008 3:54PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
can't realy think of anything good i guess i am a gentlmen but i'll keep checking some are real funny
Mar 9 2008 4:09PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
We're all such assholes. Some girl was talking about a creap and said "I hope he doesn't rape me" and I said, "I don't think you have to worry about that..."
Mar 9 2008 4:15PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
you remind me of my ex. and i fucking hate my ex
Mar 9 2008 5:47PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i was hanging out with a girl and after like 20 minutes she was like do you even remember my name.  and i didnt so i just guessed seabiscuit. 
Mar 9 2008 6:21PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
your fat.
Mar 9 2008 6:24PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
"that louis vuitton handbag doesn't look authentic..."
Mar 9 2008 6:35PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36

i hooked up with a girl one time and after i told her, "we can be friends on facebook"

Mar 9 2008 6:45PM
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cbl718
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
You are terrible at kissing. in the middle of like a second kiss, makeout sesh kinda. It was in reference to her lack of tounge which pisses me off more than anything, its like you are making out with a fish or a vaccum...
Mar 9 2008 6:52PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86

this girl that I met at a party told me to shave my mustache and I said only if you do first

Mar 9 2008 7:02PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
i was at a fairly facny resturant with my gf and she had been a huge dick to me for like 2 weeks in a row so i was like lets go to dinner and talk about it. so were talkin and she failed to recognize all the horrible things she had been doing to me. so then she says yea ive fixed all my problems handed her the check . i orderd prime rib and im guessing the bill was over 50. but i left and rolled a doobie at my buddys house so it was good.
Mar 9 2008 7:03PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
i said your gay to a very cathlic girls at my school
Mar 9 2008 7:06PM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
this girl had this picture of this person, "the person was a little big, but it was a weird picutre so i didn't know who it was" so i was like "whos that giant", shes like "thats me"
Mar 9 2008 7:14PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
what?


ughh... i body slammed a girl.

i told a girl that her hoodie looked like my grandpas couch and then (for alll of those that wrestle) arm threw her onto the ground at the end of class

stupid cunt
fat bitch
go die you stupid cunt
hmm i dono alot of shit
 
when i was in grade 6 one of my friends just showed up to school like a gothtard and within  a year she went to the hospital 4 times cause of me for severe depression and cutting herself... and then we went out at the end of the year ahhahahahahah


Mar 9 2008 7:14PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
wtf body slamed? you arm through a girl? am i the only one who sees a problem?

wife beater in the making
Mar 9 2008 7:22PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
so i had a girlfriend for like seven months and there was another girl that i was hanging out with a lot and my girlfriend said "i feel like you care more about her than me" then i said "maybe i do" and that was formally followed by a phone break up and then like 4 days of crying on her part. yeah i was an ass hole.
Mar 9 2008 7:22PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
her "i really hope this wasn't a one time thing"
me "HAHAHHAHAHAHA"
Mar 9 2008 7:25PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
i would feel REALLY cool if I could contribute to this thread...
Mar 9 2008 7:29PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
ehh.....a girl knocked over the beruit table at a party not once but TWICE making a hugeeeee mess so the second time i let out a string of sexist and terrible slurs that i could not repeat at the top of my lungs. she was ugly though so i didnt really care.
Mar 9 2008 7:29PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
hahahah this thread is incredible.
Mar 9 2008 7:31PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
....it never ends
Mar 9 2008 7:41PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
oh and i came in my girlfreinds eye and i was laughing really hard even though i did feel pretty bad.
Mar 9 2008 7:47PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
haha, wow. this thread is classic
Mar 9 2008 7:51PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Bring it.
Mar 9 2008 7:54PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
uhhh told my ex. to fuck off and not to ever talk to me again.

other than that i am a nice guy to woman. lol
Mar 9 2008 7:56PM
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WoodyE
Posts: 230 - Karma: 15
yes
Mar 9 2008 8:06PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730

"im so blunted i look all fuckin chink-eyed and asian and shi... wait ,Jenny , i didnt mean it that way" (with this asian girl)
"do i wana chill? not really... but i guess im down to fuck"
"well i didnt drive all the way here for nothing.."
"you make me sick slut"
"fuck you have a good life, peace"
"i think your ass would look a lot better if you wore different jeans"
"shut up firecrotch"



otherwise i am normally a really nice kid... especially to the ladies

Mar 9 2008 8:06PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
i dont remember.. but there was tears.. i felt like shit
Mar 9 2008 8:12PM
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MaxPower007
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
me and a couple other guys in my house were having a shirtless competition where we didnt wear a shirt for as long as possible and this one chick told me to "put on a fucking shirt" so i responded with "lose some weight"
Mar 9 2008 8:19PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hahaha, now you have tell ns your story.
Mar 9 2008 8:21PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
HOMO!!!!!!!!

"me and a couple other guys in my house were having a shirtless competition"

HOMO!!!!!!!!
Mar 9 2008 8:26PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
some guy i knew was really drunk and tried to hit up a girl at a bar,  when she shut him down hes like

"you should be honoured that a guy like me would want to make out with a girl like you"
Mar 9 2008 8:27PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
One time i was really drunk and ended up making fun of some girls dead father or something on accident, big buzz kill right there
Mar 9 2008 8:27PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
"I had a really fun time last night."
"That makes one of us"

This chick took me to her dorm at 2AM, sat me down in a chair and started sucking on my face without me doing ANYTHING for ten minutes, then got pissed when I tried to take her bra off. Fuck. That.
Mar 9 2008 8:57PM
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eheath
Posts: 61097 - Karma: 118,202
Cunt, slut, bitch. I told a girl to stop fucking talking to me and that i didn't like her thats why i never talked to her anymore. 10th grade.
Mar 9 2008 8:59PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
hahaha wow

this one chick asked me out and im like no im not looking for anyone and then like 2 days later i asked her friend out hahaha, the first chick was pissed

and then like cunt bitch slut etc.....

oh and i told my friend erica her vajj smelled like tune hahah
Mar 9 2008 9:19PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
well the girl that i arm threw was being fucking annoying and shes my friend and we were fighting it was acceptable and the girl that i body slammed FORCED ME TO ASK HER OUT and i didn't like her at all and she was fat and ugly and i just fucked around with her head really

but i was in a 5 month relationship and i wouldn't actually ever touch someone that i cared about
Mar 9 2008 9:19PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
i wish i had said that... damnnnn hahahha
Mar 9 2008 9:21PM
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Tinga
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explain
Mar 9 2008 9:22PM
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pbandj
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NEVAR!
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Mar 9 2008 9:31PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
Not thaaat mean, but one time in 10th grade this real wack girl called me on the phone and asked if I wanted to do something with her that evening. I said I had to do the dishes. She was like, "So, after you do the dishes do you think you want to do something?" and I replied "ummmmmmmmm no. I gotta go."

Mar 9 2008 9:46PM
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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209

girl: I feel like im gonna puke
me: maybe ur pregnant
my friend: u look pregnant

Mar 9 2008 9:54PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Bahahahaha!
Mar 9 2008 9:59PM
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