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Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

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Yauch

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Insane

if you like gorilla steeze you should hold bananas

if your a gangsta then you should dual weld some pistolas

we already asked the busness man, he carries a cellphone in one hand and a briefcase in the other

what else...

Mar 6 2008 9:50PM

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BBG

Posts: 75 - Karma: 138

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Wannabe

if you're a pirate you should hold a pirate-style sword in one and an rhum in the other and say yarrrr. eh cedric?

Mar 8 2008 6:19PM

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rhinoceross

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Loner

if youre the sickest person ever, a gameboy

Mar 8 2008 7:22PM

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Edward.

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Crazy Fool

if you like jon brogan's thug edit you should hold two a sandwhich in each hand

Mar 8 2008 7:27PM

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Edward.

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Crazy Fool

hold a twinkie*

Mar 8 2008 7:27PM

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B.Snow

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Insane

fuck yes

Mar 8 2008 7:46PM

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BULLSEMEN

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Insane

PANDA BEARS!!!

Mar 8 2008 8:13PM

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popNfresh44

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two tallboys

Mar 8 2008 8:25PM

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dave44

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Crazy Fool

your cock?

cup of coffee, bananas while doing gorilla steeze, or wear boxing gloves, or simply go nude

Mar 8 2008 8:34PM

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Sholte

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snowballs to throw.

Mar 8 2008 8:39PM

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DANETRON

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No Life

two 40s in paper bags

Mar 8 2008 8:42PM

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Alex_thedroog

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40's, a stuffed bear, or a stuffed dog

Mar 8 2008 8:48PM

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assface

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No Life

for bear steeze, hold some fish

for medevil steeze hold a mace or a sick sword

Mar 8 2008 9:02PM

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seemeski

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No Life

A rubber chicken.

Mar 8 2008 9:36PM

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scientist

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No Life

If your a cheetah youd hold nothing in your paws. You would hunt antelope and you wouldnt be super stoked on skiing anyways.

Mar 8 2008 9:54PM

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youknomysteeze

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Ridiculous

9 in my right, 45 in the other hand

Mar 8 2008 9:56PM

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PeteyG

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a box of pizza

Mar 8 2008 11:56PM

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Yauch

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Insane

yeah then you could do the "chomp on this" trick just like in tony hawk underground

Mar 10 2008 7:56PM

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huckaberry

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Insane

laptop

Mar 11 2008 2:22AM

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SteveStepp

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Crazy Fool

[IMG]http://www.plymouth-ju-jitsu-club.co.uk/pages/sai_l.gif[/IMGg]

Mar 11 2008 2:31AM

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SteveStepp

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Crazy Fool

Mar 11 2008 2:32AM

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SteveStepp

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Crazy Fool

Mar 11 2008 2:33AM

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scottie_mac

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Wannabe

Definatly Foam #1 fingers or the bear claw foam paws that you could get at the vanvouver grizzles basketball games.

Mar 11 2008 2:46AM

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Yauch

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Insane

you should carry a ham sandwich in one hand and a turkey sandwich in the other and spend all day in the park while deciding which one you are going to take a bite of first

Mar 11 2008 2:59AM

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danedegruyter

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your a fuckin' idiot.

Mar 11 2008 3:44AM

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Yauch

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Insane

woaah!! where did that come from??

Mar 11 2008 1:34PM

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MatRich

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TEQUILA BANG BANG!

Mar 11 2008 1:43PM

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CoonKiller

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Ridiculous

umbrellas

Mar 11 2008 2:54PM

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nathanielstyza

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Insane

such a good idea

Mar 11 2008 3:04PM

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BvK

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Insane

cucumbers

Mar 11 2008 4:15PM

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jason...

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Crazy Fool

ak47's and ninja swords

Mar 11 2008 4:25PM

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freezed

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Crazy Fool

snowblades, so you can do hand stands and stuff while you go down the hill.

Mar 11 2008 4:33PM

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Crackaghan

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Ridiculous

if you wanna go a few steps further than hesh you could rock the hobo steeze and take a shopping cart and turn the wheels into mini skis

then you could beg bottles and cash from other people at the mountain

Mar 11 2008 4:45PM

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Hairmetaler

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Insane

hahahaha

Mar 11 2008 7:04PM

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zackblain

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hamsters.

Mar 11 2008 7:13PM

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dirty.

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Ridiculous

a fith of beam in my right hand, and a bull horn in my left

Mar 11 2008 7:21PM

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ShadyHillGroup

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the term is a ghettoblaster, tried it, pretty hard because they weigh a good 10lbs.Â
Since i ski with no poles all the time i was doing trees and wished i had poles, i found a large branch and broke it into twoo poles, they were fun. Then i got a huge branch and used it like a kayak paddle, that was cool too, you can also pole vault with it. but the classiest move by far is to ride hands in your pockets

Mar 11 2008 7:23PM

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