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Bundo
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this moose tried to jump over a friend of mines fence and impailed itself and died. so it sat tehre on the fence for a few days until they went out and cleaned it up. crazy huh?

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Oct 1 2003 8:03AM
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Papa
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poor thing




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Oct 1 2003 8:11AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Whoa, what the hell? Where was it? Who's house was it?


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Oct 1 2003 8:29AM
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rhcp
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poor neighbor, that would suck to clean up moose off your fence.
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Oct 1 2003 12:42PM
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west
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How did they get that dead moose off the fence? Thy're huge.




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Oct 1 2003 2:58PM
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dem are good eatin




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Oct 1 2003 3:08PM
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Line1260
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i saw a deer stuck on a big iron fence with these spike things that were about a foot tall. yuck


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Oct 1 2003 5:00PM
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PhaedeD
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haha thats funny i once saw a deer try and jump a fence and miss flip over and land on its neck and break it. it died.











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Oct 1 2003 8:44PM
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Bundo
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up by potters valley.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 1 2003 10:23PM
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shibby
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poor moose. pretty stupid thougfh is he thought he could get over.
Oct 1 2003 10:50PM
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Ghost
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moose burgers?

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Oct 1 2003 11:22PM
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shibby
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or moosedogs or sloppy mooses
Oct 1 2003 11:23PM
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b-ladd
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm, moose. just eat it raw.
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weazelzb
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put a lil ketchup on the side and hot damn. u got yourself some din din


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Oct 1 2003 11:33PM
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Bundo
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yah dude, moose is probably some of the best meat out there. soo tasty.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 2 2003 12:44AM
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P-JO
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did he eat the moose??
Oct 2 2003 12:45AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Yeah it is! Moose steaks and jerky are the best!


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Oct 2 2003 12:50AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
no dude, it was sitting there rotting on their fence. and you aren't allowed to you have to give it to the city and then there is this list that people can put their names on get the meat from roadkilled moose and shit.

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Oct 2 2003 1:30AM
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Freeskifro
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I want pictures! I took a funny pic of a squirrel that bit a telephone line and was just hanging by its teeth burnt to a crisp.


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Oct 2 2003 3:40AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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You know the begining of monty python and the holy grail when the announcer tells the story about the moose that bit his sister?! that was funny 8-o



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Oct 2 2003 3:45AM
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its milk will rid you of stomach ulsers
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Oct 2 2003 6:18AM
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Lateralis
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if you kill a moose and let it sit there for an hour or so its no more good, you gotta slice its stomach open so all the fluids and intestines and what not flop out cuz if you dont then the stomach gets all huge and the meat rots right away


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Oct 2 2003 6:20AM
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