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Baby = born prematurely through a train shitter and onto the tracks...

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SteezePatrol
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...ya. apparently toilets on indian trians go directly to the tracks. and some lady gave premature birth to this little girl in one of the toilets...and the kid survived

http://news.aol.ca/article/Newborn-Survives-Fall-From-Train-Through-Toilet/119600/

whaaaat the fuck.

Feb 28 2008 8:53PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahahahahaaha so she was pretty much taking a shit or something, and a baby just straight plopped out. WOW!
Feb 28 2008 8:56PM
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samwise
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ahhaha that'd make for an interesting story later on in her life
Feb 28 2008 9:01PM
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derbski
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whoa steezepatrol how long have you had that new icon, didnt put it with your name in my mind until just now
Feb 28 2008 9:03PM
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Parkboy
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that is just unbelievable. think about the story she has to tell everyone the rest of his life, "Wow, you think you've been through hard times? Bitch, I was shit into a train toilet and onto the tracks!"
Feb 28 2008 9:04PM
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SteezePatrol
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im assuming the train was not moving during this epic  "falling through the toilet onto the tracks"

Feb 28 2008 9:08PM
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Silence
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First thoughts: I didn't think babies were born out your ass
Feb 28 2008 9:14PM
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Tucks
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wow that is a new one

Feb 28 2008 9:33PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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haha i saw that on the news. but why would she have a baby in a toilet? and she would see if it would go on the tracks if the baby made it out the toilet.
Feb 28 2008 9:39PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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The newborn baby girl fell through the toilet in a moving train and onto the tracks moments after her mother prematurely gave birth, surviving nearly two hours before being found
Feb 28 2008 9:44PM
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0123456789
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that baby is premature and already has sideburns jeez hes gonna be a hairy sum'bitch
Feb 28 2008 9:45PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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its a girl
Feb 28 2008 9:47PM
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0123456789
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correction, shes gonna be one hairy sum'bitch

Feb 28 2008 9:48PM
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Parkboy
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maybe that's just a bunch of pubes that clung to her sticky face from the toilet
Feb 28 2008 9:54PM
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EL_FINRE
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thats really bizarre, and the second story ive heard this year of a woman giving birth while on the toilet on a train
Feb 28 2008 9:57PM
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twix_182
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wouldn't the baby just be dangling and bouncing off the tracks with the tube still connected?
Feb 28 2008 10:12PM
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RudyGarmisch
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On that same page...


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"Kosovo Serb girls wearing Serbian military caps attend a protest against the independence of Kosovo in the ethnically divided town of Kosovska Mitrovica."


Ethnic tensions arent all they're inflaming, hot damn.
Feb 28 2008 10:15PM
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