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The new gapers

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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
the old skier gapers are diminishing off the slopes in my experience... but there is a new form of them out there.
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really hot chicks that are posers.... no really all they do is pose for pictures. fuck you bitch, this isnt a fashion show








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Feb 28 2008 3:39PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
ha. if they're hot why are you complaining?
Feb 28 2008 3:41PM
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D.Willy
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 15

I'm down with that. Bring em on!

Feb 28 2008 3:45PM
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wunderskier
Posts: 418 - Karma: 9
That is funny.  it remindes me of a time when i was in the park...and there were a couple of really sexy girls that i was chatin up.  BUT THEN, the went to hit the rail.  and fell flat on thier asses.  Then on the jump it was even funnier.  They pretty much broke their butts.  They was screamin and all... it was hillarious.  so now i know not to judge a girl on how well they ski by thier looks and before they hit a feature...
Feb 28 2008 3:55PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
def not worse than gapers
Feb 28 2008 4:00PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
id rather have a cute girl that could ride that didnt need the newest thing in fashion, not hot girls dressed like models posing with kissy faces....fuck that shit
Feb 28 2008 4:00PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
wait what.... skiing isn't a fashion show? I dont get it.
Feb 28 2008 4:02PM
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Troop801
Posts: 345 - Karma: 17
Straight up.

Nothing worse than a hot bitch telling you all year how sikk she is, how you should go ride wif her, etc.

Then shes total gaper.

And I tell her ill meet her at the car at 3 30.

best thing ever, chick is as good/sikker than me.

so mother fucking hot.

Hot skier chiks=yay
hot boarder posers=play
Feb 28 2008 4:04PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
Wtf? who disses on snow bunnies? Grow some balls.
Feb 28 2008 4:05PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
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Feb 28 2008 4:14PM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,184
haha at my hill these 3 snowboarder girls literally just sat under the lift for hours throwing snowballs at people on the lift. me and my friends respond by throwing snowballs back from the lift, as well as spraying them as we mob down
Feb 28 2008 4:17PM
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Troop801
Posts: 345 - Karma: 17
get original.  I'm looking for wifey, poseur ass boarder bitches dont cut it.  Heard????
Feb 28 2008 4:18PM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
only thing good these bitches do on the mountain is give me dome on the lift
Feb 28 2008 4:23PM
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HotDogNW
Posts: 71 - Karma: 11
I love hot girls on the mountain who suck, cus it makes you look that much cooler when you do something impressive. I ski Hood and there are a lot of shitty snowboarders sitting around, and ya they suck, but if they're girls looking good I'm all for it, especially in the spring when they like to ride around without their shirts. I actually went up a qp the other day just chekcing it out and just slid into it, spun 180 and rode out switch past these girls, and got a YAAAA. I had sex with them both five minutes later and pulled the same trick: slipped in, turned 180, and rode out. Typical Hood.
Feb 28 2008 4:23PM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
its not a fashion show? Since when?
Note to all the girls out there who do mountain things... dont forget to re-up on your mascara at lunch.
Feb 28 2008 4:25PM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
THATS STREET
Feb 28 2008 4:25PM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
bahaha, agreed, guys wear all the latest stuff too
Feb 28 2008 4:30PM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
if thats the case.. ill start the BANG A GAPER trend.
Feb 28 2008 4:31PM
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HotDogNW
Posts: 71 - Karma: 11
Hahahaha
Feb 28 2008 4:33PM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
you just gotta tell them youll help them widen their stance
Feb 28 2008 4:37PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Im pretty sure thats what all your 99 posts say
Feb 28 2008 4:39PM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
trife life nigga
Feb 28 2008 4:42PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i will take those gapers any day
Feb 28 2008 5:14PM
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Abes2009
Posts: 1144 - Karma: 58
i wouldnt mind doing  a 720 to hot gaper tap
Feb 28 2008 5:16PM
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AB_Pow
Posts: 225 - Karma: 103
WERD
Feb 28 2008 5:22PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
I don't fuck dudes and I don't ski with chicks. They can dress and ride however they want as long as they have a J and a beer ready for me when I take off my boots. HaHa just kidding, but seriously, I have no problem with posers or gapers because they never ski the same shit as me so they are not in my way and they support the economy through purchasing lift tickets.
Feb 28 2008 5:30PM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
there is NOTHING worse than that. i go to CU-Boulder, and there are so many fine ass girls that say they ski or snowboard, so then I take them up and it ends up being the worst day of my life.

trust me guys, it's better to have a girl that doesnt ski or snowboard
Feb 28 2008 6:57PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
they will improve under my coaching
Feb 28 2008 8:23PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
It would be sick if every gaper was replaced with a hot chick
Feb 28 2008 8:25PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
hot girls
Feb 28 2008 8:26PM
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