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most disgusting sports related stories
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here's mine. 2 years ago, i was part of my highschool football team. There was this girlfriend of a linebacker, who tasted jizz for the first time, and actually liked it. So than, at the end of the season party, she decides to give most of the starters head, and she would spit, into a 1 liter bottle. There wasnt enough, so she gives ALL the players head, inclding some of these fat ass linesmen. When she's done, the bottle is filled, and than she drinks it ALL. just thought i'd share
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
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in gym class my friend was making fun of this weird girl and she turned around and kicked him in the nuts so hard that it went up into the lower part of his abdomen. you coudl see it outlined in the skin, it was a little bump. they had to go in and bring it back down and pinch off the sac with goretex so he says he's sponsered by goretex.
mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
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sweet jebus those are disturbing stories... and sloppy 30ths... even in the mouth... thats a lot of other guys man juice mixing in there and.... wow, no. ill tell my two stupid stories again. 1: double backflip to whipping face onto ski edge = 30 or so stiches in eyebrow and a blood soaked coat, sweatshirt and pair of pants.
2: un-scoped cliff drop to near leg shatterage on rocks in the landing => swerving and eating shit and biting through my top lip and then through my ski pants and then through my sweats and then through... some long underwear i think... and then through the skin on my knee... rpetty much to the bone... and i lost a front tooth and a half. it was expensive, seems brutal enough to me.... but exploding nuts is unfathomable.
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This senior was on our Cross Country team 3 years back now, and he got shin splints pretty early on in the season, which really suck if you havent ever had them. So he kept running on them and they got worse and worse instead of better like shin splints usually do. So he got em checked and it turns out that he has some kinda calcium deposits on his tib and fib, and that they shreded the membrane around his muscles and punctured the muscle groups themselves, and basically shredded the inside of his calves. so he didnt run anymore.
Ok, that sucked, im sorry, no nut buster or anything but its the best i got.
In 4th grade some kid speared himself on a iron fence post when he was playing soccer. Ambluance came and took him away and everything. and that same year someone tripped and ripped thier upper lip on a metal coathanger set in the wall. Thats not a sport tho.
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'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
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In cricket I pulled this short ball at this guys head and he didn't pick it up at all and it smacked him in the face, sort of spread his nose across his face and he had a broken cheek bone too.
For you Americans, that'd be like a baseball hit into a guys face with the guy standing about 20m away.
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This one's not gross but...
When I played HS soccer a few years back I was a forward and was up close to the goal and the keeper came out to try and dive for the ball. I had already commited to what would have been a really nice goal kick when she put her face RIGHT IN FRONT of the ball. I mean... who does that?
Anyway like I said I had already commited to the kick and got her right in the facewith a cleat. I heard her face crack. It was hell gross. She got a ride in an ambulance and I'm told she had to have some crazy reconstructive surgery on her face. I'm not entirely sure what the dammage was...
I felt bad.. but hey... Don't put your face infront of a soccer ball! Especially when someone is about to kick it.
We won the whole tourney :)
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the cum guzzling girl's parents i'll bet are so proud!
Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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i was playin striker in a soccer game and raced the keep for the ball and commited and he brought his knee up and hit me in the ribs and it knocked the wind outta me and bruised my liver. hurt really bad.
mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
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OMG THAT WAS LIKE SO LOL!
Dallan!
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back in elementary school this kid had one of those electric wheel chairs. everyone would jump on the back and ride it. well one day this kid was rollin around in his wheel chair and some lil kid jumped on the back but fell and caught his crotch on this metal hook for backpacks it went through his pants through his nut sack and shredded open in middle school. story 2. in the locker room after a football practice the guys were showering and you know the wet towel whipping thing. well they cornered one of there friends and were whipping him with the towels. he turned when someone whipped super hard it cut his sack open.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Kind of like skool_gurl's post, except in a rugby match. One of the rules is that the kickoff must go 10m. Every so often the kicker fucks up and it doesn't (in rugby you want to try to get the ball back so you kick it high and diagonally, you only want it to go 10-15m). So yeah, it's rolling along the ground and my team knows that if we play at it it's a scrum so we're just watching it waiting for one of their guys to dive on it or pick it up and play on (which is what they shculd do because they have good field position because the kick off was really short). Anyway none of the dumb ficks did anything, they just watched it too, like THEY were waiting for it to roll over the 40m line. I saw the ball roll over the 40m line to I went in to boot the fuck out of it because it had finally travelled the 10m and this other guy from the other team chose that instant to dive on the ball. The end result was similar to skool_gurl's, ambulance, etc, not sure about reconstructive surgery though. We wear thick metal studs in rugby and that really didn't help his cause.
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