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Recite this joke to your friends & family

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steezyjibber
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You: How does a turtle cross the highway if it has no legs or arms?

They say: I dont know.

You: I'll give you a hint. Take the "F" out of "Freeway" and the "F" out of way.

---here they might be like what what i dont get it. keep reciting the joke.---

finally they will say, "There is no F in way!"


LOL
Feb 22 2008 2:50PM
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steezyjibber
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woops, third line of the joke is supposed to go:

You: I'll give you a hint. Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way."
Feb 22 2008 2:51PM
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hype
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this guy walks into a bar and sees this super hot lady and decides he has to talk to her. He goes over to her and asks her her name. She says Carmen. The guy goes, well thats an interesting name, i dont know anyone named carmen. She said her name used to be Rhonda and she hated it so she changed it to the two things she likes most, cars and men. Then she asked the man his name and he replied, golftits
Feb 22 2008 2:55PM
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Jake...
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hahaahah you messed up one of hte stupidest jokes out there hahaha
Feb 22 2008 2:56PM
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uni-corn
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I love both of those jokes!
Feb 22 2008 4:43PM
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-Nick-
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ahahaha thats awsome
Feb 22 2008 5:37PM
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Skavengers303
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I got a joke.....



you: what spins in circles, screams, then explodes.

them: i don't know, what?

You: A baby in a micowave ! !
Feb 22 2008 7:12PM
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[_KyLe_]
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I've got an even FUNNIER joke.


















Women's Rights.

















Feb 22 2008 8:33PM
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steezyjibber
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Feb 22 2008 8:40PM
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mitchk
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hahaha thats great. i just called my friend and right away hes like there is no F in way and im like bahahahahaha
Feb 22 2008 9:19PM
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Skierguy1234
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How do you punish hellen keller?
leave the pluger in the toilet.
Feb 22 2008 9:21PM
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steezyjibber
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nice
Feb 22 2008 9:26PM
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UNREAL
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Whats green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree and hit you, you would die?

















A pool table
Feb 22 2008 9:26PM
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bundy
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ha sik the joke will be told
Feb 22 2008 9:29PM
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melskiis
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haha thats pretty good
Feb 22 2008 9:32PM
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skiminnesota
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bahhahahaha

why was helen keller a bad driver?


she was a woman.

Feb 22 2008 9:35PM
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steezyjibber
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Feb 22 2008 9:44PM
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purplejumpsuit
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worst. joke. ever.


I like the no F in way one ahah
Feb 22 2008 10:07PM
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skiminnesota
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hahahah that is a good fail picture


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Feb 22 2008 10:08PM
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ax_murderer
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ya but really you fail cuz thats a classic joke.

but its actually why cant hellen keller drive.


why does hellen keller play the piano with one hand?

she sings with the other
Feb 22 2008 10:20PM
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skiminnesota
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what did helen keller say when shy fell down the stairs?

nothing, she was wearing mittens
Feb 22 2008 10:22PM
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ax_murderer
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bahahaaa


how did hellen keller burn her face?

she tried to answer the iron

howd she burn the other side?

they called back
Feb 22 2008 10:24PM
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Bean_Slc
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did you know that hellan keller had a dollhouse

-no




neither did she



Feb 24 2008 12:37AM
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max.
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nice first post
Feb 24 2008 12:41AM
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anxju
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BEST JOKE EVER

what happened to the jew when he walked into a wall in a boner?













he broke his nose






Feb 24 2008 1:00AM
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carbon.pulse
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What do you call 32 rednecks at a bar?

A full set of teeth

A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."
Feb 24 2008 2:21AM
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GUZ
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whats black and crispy and comes on a stick?




















Joan of Arc
Feb 24 2008 2:42AM
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Quinn
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The "no F in way" joke has worked perfectly on my entire family. i told it to my mom when we were all out to dinner and it was hilarious.
Feb 24 2008 2:53AM
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Red_Shirt
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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

She needed the other one to moan.
Feb 24 2008 1:15PM
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Smokey.
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How do you change a blondes mind?

Blow in her ear.


What do you call 10 blondes lined up shoulder to shoulder?

A windtunnel.


What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, etc?

A blonde doing cartwheels.


How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch n' sniff stickers at the bottom of a pool.


How do you know that a blonde has been using a computer?

There's white out on the screen and the joystick is wet.


Feb 24 2008 3:28PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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mines kinda like yours

why does hellen keller use 1 hand to masturbate?

she uses the other to moan
Feb 24 2008 3:33PM
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Skierguy1234
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you stole my sig!!! hahaha
Feb 24 2008 8:25PM
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Skavengers303
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why did helen keller's dog kill it self?


You would too, if your name was unnnnnduuuduuublauushibitibaa



how do you get a baby to stop goin in circles?



nail its other hand to the floor
Feb 24 2008 8:32PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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haha good stuff
Feb 24 2008 8:32PM
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StanMcStanson
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hahaha i lol'd
Feb 24 2008 8:38PM
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samwise
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i already posted this one but i've seen some repeats in this thread already so herewego

a pirate walks into a bar, wearing a steering wheel in his pants. he sits down, and orders a drink. as teh bartender hands him his drink, he asks,
"hey, why do you have that steering wheel in your pants?"
the pirate leans in and replies, "Arg, I don't know, but it's drivin me nuts"
Feb 24 2008 8:54PM
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kyle_w
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ok i get the original joke...but why take the f out of free if the "ree" isnt repeated in the answer?
Feb 24 2008 9:03PM
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Bloom.
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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing she has already been told twice
Feb 24 2008 9:06PM
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lushlaxstr
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aha
Feb 24 2008 10:19PM
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mmmmm...Pie
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A family has three girls name Rose, Tulip, and Cinderblock. One day Rose goes to her parents and says "Why am I named Rose?" Her parents respond "Well, when we were carrying you out of the hospital, a rose pedal fell on your head, so we named you Rose." A few days later, Tulip goes to her parents and asks "Why am I named Tulip?" Her parents respond "Well, when we were carrying you out of the hospital, a Tulip pedal fell on your head, so we named you Tulip." A few days later Cinderblock goes to her parents and says "uuaeyuauyaheuhyhahyhayuuauyuuau"
Feb 24 2008 10:32PM
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