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Holy Balls I Dodged the Biggest Bullet

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Runnie_D
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So I was gonna go out with this girl like a week ago right, well I fucked things up....well thank god I did cause I found out today that this girl has syphillis!!! Thank god im a natural fuck up or my dick would be hazardous material right now.

Feb 11 2008 7:03PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
hahhahahha sooo lucky
Feb 11 2008 7:04PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahahahahahaah holy shit dude, so lucky.
Feb 11 2008 7:05PM
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McTwist83
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hahahaha, dude thats messed up

Feb 11 2008 7:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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Haha I never find out bombshells like that when I fuck up.
Feb 11 2008 7:08PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
totally thought this was going to be a pregnancy thread
Feb 11 2008 7:08PM
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BeerGoggles
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I have some bad news. The girl you went out with instead of her had clamedia.
I'll let you do your own research on how they find out if a patient is in fact positive for it.

Tough cookies.
Feb 11 2008 7:09PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
hahaha
Feb 11 2008 7:10PM
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KravtZ
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haha omg dude that fucken sucks good call man lol
Feb 11 2008 7:28PM
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jimmychung
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dude you could've gone out like raphael, friedrich nietzsche, and a whole bunch of other greats. this may have been your tragic flaw in life.
Feb 11 2008 7:58PM
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Nicholas.
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yeah dude me and my brother were talkin about this today...dying of syphillis? thats some al capone shit.

Feb 11 2008 8:01PM
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.makuma.
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that would be so unfortunate to die of syphillis...hahaha but nice job
Feb 11 2008 10:32PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
shit man, im allergic to penicillen
Feb 11 2008 11:57PM
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max.
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I know wtf. can never catch a break haha
Feb 12 2008 12:01AM
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SteezePatrol
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how
this is my researching btw
Feb 12 2008 12:07AM
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cork5
Posts: 455 - Karma: 10
syphillis is making a comeback...it used to be for those in inner city areas and was typically men affecting other men...i think recently it's start to spread in teens and young adults...nice miss, always use a condom
Feb 12 2008 12:24AM
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da-bling
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yea that wouldve sucked BIG TIME
Feb 12 2008 12:28AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
thats fine, you can probably take ammoxocillin then
Feb 12 2008 12:42AM
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yeahitsdave
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yea man, atleast u couldve cleared that one up quick. now if u said she had the clap or herpes or something, well, then it wouldve been a real stroke of luck.

and i hear porn shoots get delayed all the time because of syphilis, delayed, not cancelled. if it wont stop a porn shoot, hows it gonna stop you from skiing?
Feb 12 2008 12:46AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
ha...doing the wrong thing is good in the long run eh
Feb 12 2008 1:00AM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
thats super lucky... good thing you fucked shit up.
Feb 12 2008 1:58AM
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TomK1
Posts: 144 - Karma: 13
Yeah good call man. I hooked up with this girl last Thursday and now she is sick at home and says she might have strep throat or mono, im tweaking out.
Feb 12 2008 2:52PM
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killa_cam
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false
Feb 12 2008 3:31PM
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987321654hgfd
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thats really not that bad, he could have got syphillis u might get mono
Feb 12 2008 3:37PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
not false
Feb 12 2008 4:03PM
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gbirrd
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wtf is sypehiiles or w.e the fuck u spell it
Feb 12 2008 4:26PM
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987321654hgfd
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its an STD with the potential to kill you. It is curable though
Feb 12 2008 8:45PM
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mattster
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isnt syphillis the one where you go insane at the end?
Feb 12 2008 9:10PM
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sirskizalot
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lucky
Feb 12 2008 10:08PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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haz-mat ftw.
Feb 12 2008 10:22PM
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theres_ghosts
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howd you find out or are you just tring to cover up a mistake?
Feb 12 2008 10:27PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
this isn't even thread worthy.

they have cures for that shit.

come back when you dodge herpes.
Feb 12 2008 10:39PM
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Runnie_D
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Because she got tested for it and her sister found out and her sister told someone and the word spread through the school pretty quickly. She  left school cause she was so embarassed so I know its true.
Feb 13 2008 12:53AM
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~auddie~
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no, amoxicillin is in the penicillin family
Feb 13 2008 1:29AM
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tjski
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hahahah funny shit...
Feb 13 2008 2:05AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
oh snap.
Feb 13 2008 2:09AM
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derbski
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yeah, but in the pennicillin family there is a specific one named pennicillin, so it would depend if you are allergic to the whole family or just pennicillin. I may be wrong on that, but I do know for a fact that if you become immune to the effects of pennicillin, or if your disease becomes pennicillin resistant you can take amoxicillin, it is what they did with my cousin when he had strep.
Feb 13 2008 11:42PM
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Celone
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh
Feb 14 2008 12:47AM
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