The Clintons and the Bushs use to spend all their time together. whether it was their joint family trip to Disneyland in Florida, or their weekly Tuesday night Bingo contest, their Friday night twister contest, or their Saturday Night karaoke laugh fest. after many years of playing monopoly, Jenga, Uno, pictionairy, and countress others both families who still loved each other imensely were starting to get tired of what the games the parker brothers were dishing out. so they invented their own game. it was a very simple game. and it started with these simple words "let's see who can be the head of the free world the longest" this game started around 1987 and it was decided would become a team game since the most amount of points any one person could score was 8. Bush Senior first scored points i 1989 but only managed to score four points before the ball got intercepted by Bill Clinton who drove all 8 points home hitting a rough patch towards the end and almost fumbling the ball before completing all 8 years.
The Bush family bing good sports and having a strong sence of competition sent in their all star, George W. Bush (aka the stud) no matter how much pressure he gets, no matter how many people attack him he stears the course and has already scored all 8 points for the Bush family.
current game standings and future predictions:
Well Bush is about to leave with a triumphant 8 points, the Bush family being good sports and nice people are not going to introduce a new person just yet as to not create a shut-out situation (this is after all a friendly family game.) so Hilary is trying to bcome president and score 4 or 8 more points for the clinton side. unfortunatly the future of this game might rest on her shoulders. if she fails to get the white house the Bushs will have won. but if she does get in she will tie the bushes or surpass them (with a second term) if everything goes well and she doesnt fumble, or get injured. If she does tie both families might just end the game having had their fun and still both coming out as equals. if Hilary achieves the double the Bushs wil either tilt their hats to the clintons or try to intorduce a third Bush to bring the score back to a tie.
so the whole future of this game is on Hilary. if she fails the Clintons lose, if she succeeds they tie, and with the next round of this game if she can manage to not get traded after the first four years she can bring the Clintons much closer to victory.
at least Hillary is still the queen of Jenga, no matter what happens.
- Tim Clayton