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What would you buy if you were Jon Olsson

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Yauch
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i would get this


Feb 9 2008 10:23PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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jump tricks other than kangs SNAP!
Feb 9 2008 10:25PM
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skijunkiedtm
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how much is jon worth?
Feb 9 2008 10:26PM
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2814
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I'd buy an Audi R8


But never a boat. Ever. I'm not afraid of swimming r water or anything. It just means that Boat means water which means sand which means a climate that gets above 25 C. Thats just not cool. I prefer it frosty.
Feb 9 2008 10:26PM
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theoz
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sorry buddy not even jon is that rich....
Feb 9 2008 10:26PM
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three6steeze
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jons pretty fucking loaded.

Euro skiers seem to make a lot more bank the US skiers...
Feb 9 2008 10:28PM
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Yauch
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yeah jon is famous in europe. and he's the most beautiful man alive. but thats a different story
Feb 9 2008 10:30PM
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skituner
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dude jon does not even have close to enough money to buy that boat
Feb 9 2008 10:30PM
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mwaah
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a soul.
Feb 9 2008 10:31PM
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2814
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Thats.....interesting...
Feb 9 2008 10:32PM
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Yauch
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its just a joke, you dont think jon used to look like hansel?
Feb 9 2008 10:36PM
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2814
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I knew if was a joke, but was just continuing the awkward moment. Anyway, he def used to look like hansel, sort of.
Feb 9 2008 10:37PM
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radoripper
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Not nearly enough money to purchase a depreciating asset like that yacht.  The annual maintenance, fuel, and docking on a  toy like that is close to $100K.

If I were Jon, I would save every penny I had because ski careers are short and you need an exit strategy.
Feb 9 2008 10:40PM
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alaskakid
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I would just take his skills and be the happiest person alive.
Feb 9 2008 10:42PM
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three6steeze
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i lol'd
Feb 9 2008 10:47PM
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Yauch
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does doug bishop make more than jon olsson?
Feb 9 2008 11:05PM
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-Nick-
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ya same here
Feb 9 2008 11:30PM
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Tinga
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thats the lamest video ever "oh look the boat is moving! oh look the boat is moving! oh look the boat is moving!"
Feb 9 2008 11:35PM
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Yauch
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i think that boats pretty steezy, its got twin 4000 hp engines and cruises at like 50. Jealous much?
Feb 9 2008 11:37PM
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KravtZ
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i have a boat and not gunna lie...its cool to go places and sleep but for the most part they are really boring and all  you do is sit there swim on occasion...most of the beaches blow and suck for skimboarding, surfing, etc
Feb 9 2008 11:38PM
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Yauch
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we got a 42 foot sundancer can sleep 6 its pretty sick we park it at dockside clubs and bars and ball the fuckout
Feb 9 2008 11:40PM
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Yauch
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but yeah the boat in that video is like baller von baller.  balltacular. like rolling around in that makes somebody with a ferrari f40 look like a joke
Feb 9 2008 11:43PM
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skiRay
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haha same, but i still get it
Feb 9 2008 11:46PM
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Big--Ben
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jon loaded, hes got to be if he can afford a $250,000 lambo
Feb 9 2008 11:50PM
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Big-Punisher
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if i were jon, i'd invest in assets which dont depreciate in value by 50% within the first five minutes of possession.  I'd put some money in mutual funds and invest in stock with low risk and steady returns.  I 'd rather be able to afford few lambos at  45  than  to have barely made the payments on  1  lambo in my 20's.
Feb 9 2008 11:53PM
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SteezePatrol
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I'd say he makes 250 grand maybe 300 grand a year

pretty pathetic when you compare that to other professional athletes at the top of their games (baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, etc., getting double digit million paycheques per year and almost double their salaries in endorsements)
Feb 9 2008 11:55PM
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KravtZ
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thats pretty sick i have a 38 sundancer...were do u boat
Feb 10 2008 12:07AM
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Yauch
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baltimore and annapolis in da summer
Feb 10 2008 12:08AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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sea rays are mad guido, gotta get the carolina classic, or the regulator, only way to go, but if i was Jon, i would buy out a heli ski operation
Feb 10 2008 12:15AM
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saucer_boy_lives
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nothing because he already has everything.
Feb 10 2008 1:00AM
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wellpreparedrare
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i got to trinity college
i have family all over ivy league and small nescac colleges
yale law, harvard med, i have it in my fam
as do plenty of other skiiers
as far as im concerned, jon has the life, but he's not rich
im not rich
unless i pull in at least 1. by the time on 28
not 100,000, but 1 mill
jon's not rich
he's successful
sorry to break it to u, but the rich have many houses
many cribs
many condos
many bitches
many cars
many golf courses
many things
there's a reason that grades work
its cause the most successful baseball player doesn't get paid more than 28 mill a yr
and the most successful businessman, lawyer or doctors can pull in well over
for decades
over time
thats about a few bill
so get good grades
and ull get good dough
Feb 10 2008 1:26AM
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eheath
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HVX.
Feb 10 2008 1:27AM
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Download-My-Apps
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That was the longest run on sentence/ worst grammar an ivy leaguer will ever write.
Feb 10 2008 1:36AM
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wellpreparedrare
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i'd get three hot dogs, all with ketchup

and while im eating those hot dogs, i'd walk onto a raft

and that raft would get me to an island

on which id enter a wormhole

and spin through time like dr evil

and introduce modern skiing to the egyptians

n our sport would be on hieroglyphics for yrs to come
Feb 10 2008 1:37AM
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popNfresh44
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im pretty sure jon aint even that rich...but i would buy a mountain.
Feb 10 2008 1:38AM
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Bepo
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Do you mean if what you would buy if you were rich?  Sorry to break it to you, but as much as I love Jon he isn't rich
Feb 10 2008 1:48AM
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wellpreparedrare
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hel fuckin yea

thats y im a trinity

cause it sux compared to other good schools

angelina jolie is an awesome tomb raider
Feb 10 2008 1:48AM
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LIL_WAT
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yeah like steve jobs and bill gates who both dropped out . nice
Feb 10 2008 2:00AM
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Download-My-Apps
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And Jim Carrey was a great grinch?
Feb 10 2008 2:41AM
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rocktheLPs
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try living without mommy and daddys support you spoiled bitch.
Feb 10 2008 3:17AM
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Yauch
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agreed, that kid thinks he earned his shit, nothing wrong with having rich padres, as long as you dont pretend that your the baller
Feb 10 2008 4:45AM
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Billiards.
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I would donate my money to places like India where there are nude kids running around begging you for money at 3 years old in the well off neighborhoods of Mumbai.
Feb 10 2008 8:46AM
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wellpreparedrare
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agreed
Feb 10 2008 9:26AM
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wellpreparedrare
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f that i worked 40-60 hour weeks last summer, without one day off, just to get enough money


its not like my parents gave me sum trust fund so i could unload on blow and strip clubs
Feb 10 2008 9:29AM
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styl.tweakit
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no. jon is the highest payed freeskiier in the world.
Feb 10 2008 9:48AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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i seriously had a dream about eating a hotdog last night, no homo. It was summer time, it had krout, mustard and some other shit on a legit roll...damn i really want a hotdog
Feb 10 2008 10:14AM
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Boodje.
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 I would buy that. And anything else the fuck i want.hahaha

Feb 10 2008 10:20AM
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wellpreparedrare
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aaahahahahaha

nice to kno sum1 understands
Feb 10 2008 10:39AM
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televback1
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i would buy that boat in alaska with the heli that tours around alaska and canada skiing all the peaks i cound and get like a million frist desents
Feb 10 2008 10:49AM
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GetPitted
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Thats my boy right thur
Feb 10 2008 11:15AM
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MADmidwest
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a 40 foot bong or one of those indoor waves
Feb 10 2008 11:33AM
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