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Some people still think the world is flat

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Pman13a
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i had a chuckle over this site


http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm



Feb 6 2008 6:23PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
Using the "round Earth" theory, setting an object on the earth would be like setting grains of sand on a beach ball. Certainly a few grains would stay - right around the top, the surface is nearly horizontal - but when you stray too far from the absolute top of the ball, the grains of sand start sliding off and falling onto the ground.



hahahahahah what fucking idiots, it is called gravity dumbasses.
Feb 6 2008 6:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61084 - Karma: 117,926
"Using the "round Earth" theory, setting an object on the earth would be like setting grains of sand on a beach ball. Certainly a few grains would stay - right around the top, the surface is nearly horizontal - but when you stray too far from the absolute top of the ball, the grains of sand start sliding off and falling onto the ground. The Earth, if round, should behave in exactly the same fashion. Because the top is a very localized region on a sphere, if the Earth were in fact round, there would be only a very small area of land that would be at all inhabitable. "


Wow these people are dumb. They try to be all scientific but they don't even acknowledge gravity...
Feb 6 2008 6:27PM
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KRASHED
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I guess they have never seen earth from space
Feb 6 2008 6:32PM
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comeatmebro
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^^hahahahaha holy shit. we posted the same shit...that is crazy
Feb 6 2008 6:35PM
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eheath
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Yeah you beat me by 4 seconds.
Feb 6 2008 6:36PM
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jimmychung
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that's pretty unbefuckinglievable. how can you deny such a fact that has so much mounting evidence supporting it? it's mind-boggling that these people still exist. but i guess there will always be one group of stubborn assholes prepared to deny absolutely anything no matter how much evidence backs it up.
Feb 6 2008 6:38PM
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jimmychung
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if you click on "Fighting the 'Evidence'", they give you a really good argument there!
Feb 6 2008 6:41PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
That has to be a joke...
Feb 6 2008 6:44PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
stupid people make the world go round
Feb 6 2008 6:46PM
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b-kul
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how is that even possible to claim in this day and age?
Feb 6 2008 6:50PM
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sconniestyle
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i'm sold.  from now on anytime someone tries to tell me the world is round, i will say "pics or it didnt happen" and then when they show me a picture, i will say "photoshop", and then when their friend joins in to argue with me, i will say "searchbar"
Feb 6 2008 6:55PM
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Mezmerize19
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They will never get their act together
Feb 6 2008 6:56PM
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Meh42
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Hahahaha, it's a joke guys.  Read this from the Current Events section.

In the small town of Grass Roots, MO, one of our members has successfully infiltrated the public education system. By being hired on as a teacher in the district, she was able to gain a foothold that has allowed us to "replace" nearly every lower grade teacher in the entire town with loyal Flat Earthers. The students are now undergoing deprogramming measures and are expected to be released when they reach their mid-thirties. Over a period of several months, over half of the workers in the Wisconsin state prison system were "relocated", their positions filled by our associates. The list of replacements includes 7 guards, 957 cafeteria workers, 3716 Pepsi machine repairmen and 14 members of the clergy. With our operatives strategically emplaced, the convicts and felons are being given a healthy dose of "pro-Flat Earth" propaganda. Success story: Upon escaping during a bloody shootout that left 19 prison workers and 27 prisoners dead, a reformed felon known only as "Rasp" went directly to a payphone and contacted our HQ. He is currently working in place of "retired" health-care worker Mr. Sonnovin at the Green Acres nursing home in Charlamange, WI.

-----After spending over sixteen million dollars and using over 48 thousand yards of industrial strength strapping tape, we of the Flat Earth Society were able to construct an enormously powerful neurotransmitter that can implant suggestions directly into the brains of the nearby non-Flat Earthers. Having set it up just outside of the Russian Antarctic exploration post (Vostok), we are awaiting word that all three scientists and 174 penguins have been shown the light.

-----Three loyal Flat Earth Society members, during a camping trip to the small African nation of Tunisia, came across a privately-owned 59 minute photo stand in the isolated northernmost corner of the desert country. Employing guerilla warfare techniques learned under Mao Zedong in the early 1920's, they were able to effortlessly seize control of the stand and are now using it to distribute pro-Flat Earth propaganda throughout the West African region.

-----On an unrelated note, we of the Flat Earth Society would like to wish a very happy forty-fifth birthday to Edmund Wilbur, our Vice-President in charge of Public Relations. Happy birthday to you, Wilbur, and to all our other members whose birthdays are also today, but whose importance fails to merit a mention by name.

-----Dilligent Flat Earth Society members under the employ of Delta Airlines undertook a project which will no doubt bring countless numbers of motion-sickness prone individuals into the ranks of our organization. Using only permanent markers and every airsickness bag on planes restricted to west coast travel, they were able to neatly outline the Flat Earth Society mission statement on enough receptacles so as to spread our creed to those of the masses with overly sensitive inner ears.

-----Your dog has joined us.


Feb 6 2008 7:26PM
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Gharf
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or maybe it s a joke.



The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.


Feb 6 2008 7:45PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
bahahahahahahahahahahahahah

yes its a joke, I wish I was cool anough to make a site like that..

In the small town of Grass Roots, MO, one of our members has successfully infiltrated the public education system. By being hired on as a teacher in the district, she was able to gain a foothold that has allowed us to "replace" nearly every lower grade teacher in the entire town with loyal Flat Earthers. The students are now undergoing deprogramming measures and are expected to be released when they reach their mid-thirties.
Feb 6 2008 7:46PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Gah, you beat me to it. I saw that and had myself a chuckle.
Feb 6 2008 7:48PM
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