• Forums
  • Ski Gabber
  • Paris Hilton a "double black skier since she was 3" the truth?

Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Paris Hilton a "double black skier since she was 3" the truth?

profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/43328/
HAHA you have to check this out!

http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/paris080204_198.jpg
Feb 4 2008 9:06PM
0 0
profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/43328/
Feb 4 2008 9:07PM
0 0
profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
And an expert skier who’d spotted her posing for photos at the top of the mountain in a pink-and-white bedazzled outfit watched her ski away and described her as “an advanced wedge turner.” A few days later, a stylist who’d nearly crashed into her on the mountain wasn’t even that generous. “Crap skier,” he said.
Feb 4 2008 9:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Oh no, she's probably a experienced skier, I bet she does lines a few times a week.
Feb 4 2008 9:10PM
0 0
profile picture
heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
i saw her drop in to chads once...didn't quite catch the landing
Feb 4 2008 9:12PM
0 0
profile picture
monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
paris loves the fresh pure white stuff.
Feb 4 2008 9:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
im sure shes tackled a few double blacks in her day.
Feb 4 2008 9:18PM
0 0
profile picture
VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
Hahah gotta love the jokes
Feb 4 2008 9:18PM
0 0
profile picture
jamiebrowne
Posts: 545 - Karma: 54
i heard she does a lot of rails
Feb 4 2008 9:20PM
0 0
profile picture
TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,270
Did she start yelling "I HAVE BROKEN NAILS!!!!!"
Feb 4 2008 9:20PM
0 0
profile picture
kolekaine
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 116
she use to ride me rail all the time.
Feb 4 2008 9:22PM
0 0
profile picture
coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
the only snow she knows goes in her noes
Feb 4 2008 9:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,058
you can wedge your way down a double black
Feb 4 2008 9:24PM
0 0
profile picture
TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
"Broke!"

"My nails are broken!"

"My nails are broke!"

"I've Got Broken Nails!"

(uhh, I think she has broken nails)
Feb 4 2008 9:30PM
0 0
profile picture
2814
Posts: 292 - Karma: 10
If you want to break your legs off...
Feb 4 2008 9:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
This whole thread is fucking hillarious.
Feb 4 2008 9:35PM
0 0
profile picture
0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
aha gold. But i hear shes settled in for a different kind of white stuff. =O
Feb 4 2008 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
ROFL!

That was awesome.
Feb 4 2008 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
Hahah I really doubt that.
Feb 4 2008 9:54PM
0 0
profile picture
theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
paris is progessing skiing in the opposite way that no polers are.....................
Feb 4 2008 9:59PM
0 0
profile picture
comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahahahahaha!!

i usually don't laugh at these, but shit this was a good one!
Feb 4 2008 10:02PM
0 0
profile picture
keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
one of my favorite threads. but yeah she pry sucks
Feb 4 2008 10:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
haha paris hilton sex tape! double black in the back!
Feb 4 2008 10:07PM
0 0
profile picture
FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
i hear shes got the 2014 osama pros
Feb 4 2008 10:12PM
0 0
profile picture
SnowRidgeParks
Posts: 2146 - Karma: 88
bahahahahaha cheers to night vision
Feb 4 2008 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
enough
Feb 4 2008 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13

wait, does she ride for k2 now?

Feb 4 2008 10:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
haha, word
Feb 4 2008 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
ahhahaha
Feb 4 2008 10:37PM
0 0
profile picture
BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
shes probably decent due to the fact that she is loaded
Feb 5 2008 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
bedazzled pink ski suits are so hot right now!
Feb 5 2008 1:10AM
0 0
profile picture
-Nick-
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 24
hahahaha i love this thread
Feb 5 2008 2:18AM
0 0
profile picture
ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
no, she rides the 9thward crew
Feb 5 2008 2:44AM
0 0
profile picture
sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
oh snap
Feb 5 2008 3:47AM
0 0
profile picture
Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236

paris the name, ripping lines is the game. apparently she can pop of her nose like no other and as for dropping shit: she's gnar!

Feb 5 2008 5:48AM
0 0
profile picture
user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Haha i couldn't help but picture Tanner yelling that ahahaha that would be hilarious.

This thread is jokes.
Feb 5 2008 7:13AM
0 0
profile picture
stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
she loves the constant face shots
Feb 5 2008 8:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Machete23
Posts: 444 - Karma: 9
She likes to ride it switch.
Feb 5 2008 9:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
bahahaha
Feb 5 2008 10:29AM
0 0
profile picture
UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
i heard that the alta ski patrol blew up the gap!?! whats the deal here!?!
Feb 5 2008 10:34AM
0 0
profile picture
Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
Paris had it rebuilt, just for her.

This is an awesome thread.
Feb 5 2008 11:03AM
0 0
profile picture
Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
shes prob like koal shoening. skiing outside the park is a big challenge.
Feb 5 2008 11:07AM
0 0
profile picture
-justice-
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 37
paris likes it deep with face shots all day
Feb 5 2008 11:29AM
0 0
profile picture
Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
hehehe, i was gonna say that.
Feb 5 2008 1:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Pirruccio
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 70
shes so down with the chill vibe of skiing
i heard she can ski diamonds?
doubt it
Feb 5 2008 4:41PM
0 0
profile picture
tele_tom
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
celebs are all about the white powder lines...
Feb 6 2008 9:04PM
0 0
profile picture
Hovan
Posts: 664 - Karma: 30
no I heard it was actually solomon
Feb 6 2008 9:08PM
0 0
profile picture
grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
this post is way past funny, its fucking hilarious!
Feb 6 2008 9:11PM
0 0
profile picture
kristie
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 214
when i was 6, i snowplowed straight down double blacks.  not even turning, just making a really big pizza.  i bet paris could make it down a "double black" at park city...park city is flat. 
Feb 6 2008 9:13PM
0 0
profile picture
grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
Click for larger image
Paris enjoys the human ski lift, who not only carries her up the slope, He carries her down again afterwards!! and shouts "oh my got you're such an awesome skier"
Feb 6 2008 9:14PM
0 0
profile picture
OLDFRED
Posts: 194 - Karma: 9
i heard her skis wore condoms to protect themselves from her.

i heard she likes to ride switch.

i heard she likes her pipecleaners.

i heard she likes double blacks in the back country.

i heard she went down to Jackson's Hole and did some pipe.

i heard double blacks have gotten the best of her and she ripped her ass doing them.

Feb 7 2008 2:11PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)