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Holy shit i got a package

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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i don't remember ordering anything....i'll let you guys guess what it could be and i'll open it in a bit and let you know the winner, whoever's closest. if i don't post what it is you'll know it must've been anthrax, a bomb, killer bees, etc.
Jan 31 2008 5:01PM
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08-Line_Rider
Posts: 641 - Karma: 11
mail order bride??
Jan 31 2008 5:01PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
A movie?  Goggles?
Jan 31 2008 5:30PM
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Clebo1
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3
iwouldnt be able to keepthat package there.

you should open it.
Jan 31 2008 5:31PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
ahh a lost luggage at an airport at one point or another
Jan 31 2008 5:32PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
A gift
Jan 31 2008 5:32PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
gloves
Jan 31 2008 5:33PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
an exceptionally late Christmas present.
Jan 31 2008 5:33PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
a package containing another package.
Jan 31 2008 5:34PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
what does the package look like????
Jan 31 2008 5:37PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
im guessing some hats
Jan 31 2008 5:41PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
carepack from rents/relatives/family friends/deranged sex offender down the street.
Jan 31 2008 5:55PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
backpack
poles
skis
boots
bindings
jacket
snowpants
bandana
Jan 31 2008 5:57PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
obviously you intercepted a secret CIA package that talks about aliens and there infiltration into our society
Jan 31 2008 5:58PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
something. i win
Jan 31 2008 6:02PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
A penis pump.
Jan 31 2008 6:02PM
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jahmin44
Posts: 638 - Karma: 37
open the fucking package!!! i am interested..
Jan 31 2008 6:08PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
you mean you never had a package in the first place?
Jan 31 2008 6:16PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
A bear. Watch out. Bears are dangerous.
Jan 31 2008 6:22PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I love getting packages when I didnt remember ordering anything. Its like a off season mini secret santa to myself
Jan 31 2008 6:24PM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
monster stickers or a zune
Jan 31 2008 6:24PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
jacket
porn movie
Jan 31 2008 6:24PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
a movie bitchesss


now open it and tell.
Jan 31 2008 6:25PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
haha made me laugh
Jan 31 2008 6:25PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
rubber fist?
Jan 31 2008 6:45PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
haha my mom sent me a pats jersey for this sunday, she's so good to me. none of you were all that close, but in my mind you're all winners!

...or highest bid gets a bj
Jan 31 2008 6:50PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i glad your life is so exciting that you make threads like this
Jan 31 2008 6:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Is she Russian?
Jan 31 2008 6:57PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
thats too bad...it'd be better if it were giants :)

haha just playin man...i love getting random shit
Jan 31 2008 6:58PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
in mother russia, bride mail order you!
Jan 31 2008 7:00PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
i hope a bomb goes off in that stadium and both teams are killed and not one fan is hurt(im a jets fan)
Jan 31 2008 7:01PM
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Ceru
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 101
flesh light, flesh is spelled right little boys
Jan 31 2008 7:03PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
Uh...thats a bit harsh. You shouldn't hope for bad things, because bad things happen enough already.
Jan 31 2008 7:07PM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
$15.85
Jan 31 2008 7:07PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i hear $15.85 do i hear $16? do i hear $16?
Jan 31 2008 7:10PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
16
Jan 31 2008 7:16PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Fuck that, I said care pack from home! I win.
Jan 31 2008 7:16PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Do eeeet! HAHA!
Jan 31 2008 7:17PM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 204
funny as hell
Jan 31 2008 7:18PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
oh fine fine i guess i may have overlooked how close you were. everybody put your hands together for our winner!
Feb 1 2008 1:15AM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
The Giants can eat my Dick, Manning is a pussy. Fuck that fruitcake.
Randy Moss, Welker, brady? Fuck it, the entire team is diesel. Go Pats!
Feb 1 2008 9:06AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
Dick in a box?
Feb 1 2008 11:12AM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
yeah the pats are good but the giants may be able to beat them this time around they are a different team and they have been playing well so its gonna be a good game
Feb 1 2008 11:17AM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
I got a package too! My new skis. They're 4 days early and fedex'd from colorado. Amazing. Oh I also have a snowday today.
Feb 1 2008 12:31PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
a pats jersey?
Feb 1 2008 12:41PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahaha like 2 weeks ago i got a random package and it was a whole sheet of monster sticker..and i dont think i even ordered them

that basically means im spancerized!
Feb 1 2008 1:20PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
liberty kgb's?
Feb 1 2008 1:22PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Ive got stickers AND a track jacket. im uber spancerized
Feb 1 2008 1:23PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
bahahah that was a laugh.
Feb 1 2008 1:25PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
Posts: 563 - Karma: 10
a backpack full of big black dildos
Feb 1 2008 1:26PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
but did you pay for them??!?!?!
actually, you probably didnt

so me = pwnt.
Feb 1 2008 1:26PM
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