a snowboarder asked me if he pulled down his pants, could i teach himto ski, and then i pulled down my pants, and hit a flat rail gorilla style. thats kinda irrelevant, but i figured i'd share
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
last year first day of the season and i had new skis, i went up jokingly to a tiny maybe 4ftlong rail that was about 6 inches off the ground hit it caught my edge and ate it, i broke my thumb bc i fell wrong and everyone was just standing there laughing, i felt cool
i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
In 8th grade, I got hit in the knee with a music stand and they were all freaked out cause I couldn't walk right away so they carried me to the office and made me lay down and stuff. After a while, it was kinda swollen and really bruised, but nother was very seriously wrong with it. Still, they insisted on calling my parents and wheeling me out in a wheelchair cause supposedly I couldn't walk. As soon as they had me out in the hall, class was over and all these people were looking at me like I was some sort of freak and crowded around me like 'are you okay Sara!?' and a bunch of really stupid stuff. I kept telling the school people that I could just walk, but I guess they were so worried about like legal crap that they wouldn't let me even try.
In 5th grade we had silent reading time. In our class we had this big box that held all the recess balls (the bouncy ones) so I raced over and hopped in it to read. Back then, kids are so nervous to fart around girls, and I was no different. I ended up thinking a little quiet fart go go unnoticed, but somehow the bouncy balls echoed the fart like a tuba. Even the classes next door heard that fart. That or my mom walking in on me and my gf are the most embarassing moments for me
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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.
'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'
'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
i hit the hollywood hit athe bottom of copper the 40 footer and did a big ass spread becuz ithat was the only thing i could think of and slammed so hard in front of everyone on the deck not that embarassing but still pretty bad
It was like my first year of skiing and i didn't see some moguls infront of me...I bounced off a few but then there was this gigantic one(because my hill doesn't know how to make proper moguls) so i ramped off and did a flip and rolled a little down the hill. Totally yard saled and the chair lift was right above me...all i could hear was did you see that kid!ahhahaha