As an officer of the NS Bank, it's my sad duty to inform you all of a sudden market crash in the SSE. It seems there was a buying frenzy with loads of external venture capital that caused stock prices to skyrocket across the board. Unfortunately this explosion was unsustainable, and as of this morning the bottom fell out, the skiing stock bubble has burst.
Luckily most escaped with at least part of their savings, and the market is beginning to bounce back. Hopefully the VCs have learned their lesson. ;)
CFO, NS Bank