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Powder vs. secks

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solitaryman
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which one would you guys pick

powder vs. secks
state if you're a virgin or not to answer the question cause like 7/8ths of the virgins will say secks
 
 
what do you pick for me its a hardddd question i cant decide :OOOO









Jan 27 2008 11:02PM
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SkiingRocks89
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I am guessing you are a virgin then, cuz no one who has had sex before would even try to subtley claim like you just did
Jan 27 2008 11:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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is this in public or in private?
Jan 27 2008 11:08PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
WHAT? how did i just claim shit.... i didn't and to whoever up there^^ i suppose you were talking about the secks the secks would be in private
Jan 27 2008 11:11PM
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TheButterHashira
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If the sex were in public it might be the winner, but now definitely powder.
Jan 27 2008 11:21PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
hahaha so you're one of them public fuckers... okay wherever you want
Jan 27 2008 11:26PM
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mothaeast
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depends on the girl...
Jan 27 2008 11:28PM
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Skipig25
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depends on time of year, depth and %age of pow, and the girl.

for example, on a nice august day where I hadn't skied for a while, I could definitely use the pow.

now in bozeman at the current time, there is plenty of pow, and I could use the sex. given the right gal
Jan 27 2008 11:30PM
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Aenigma
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You don't have to call powder back.
Jan 27 2008 11:31PM
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stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
under normal circumstances it would be a hard choice but I am leaning towards secks right now haha

"Skiing is like sex.  Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
Jan 27 2008 11:34PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
best pow in the world vs. best sex in the world,

id have to say both....just kidding, uhmm probly powder
Jan 27 2008 11:38PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Depends on the secks too.

As a married man, I'd take the Powder because the secks is a touch easier for me to get. ;)
Jul 25 2013 12:29PM
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Static
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yea, but keep hitting that same run over and over for a decade and you might find yourself day dreaming about the bunny slope
Jul 25 2013 12:33PM
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Turkelton
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Pow runs are longer than I can last
Pow forever, I would blow off most girls on this earth to shred pow
Jul 25 2013 12:46PM
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Blake.P
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Bahahaha win
Jul 25 2013 1:11PM
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will_powder
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or a tighter chute :p
Jul 25 2013 1:14PM
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Balto
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powder always
Jul 25 2013 1:31PM
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Hypno_Cat
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thinking about adding this to my sig
Jul 25 2013 1:38PM
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GeorgiaJibber
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Im a virgin and ski in north carolina. I can never win:(
Jul 25 2013 1:49PM
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ny300z
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powder is a lot harder to get, especially living in NY

and after a run of powder i dont wanna leave as fast as i could
Jul 25 2013 2:00PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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east coast college kid means powder.
Jul 25 2013 2:23PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331

well a run through the pow usually lasts longer than a run in the sack.

unless your drunk, then its opposite

Jul 25 2013 2:27PM
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picholasforbes
Posts: 266 - Karma: 80
Powder, I usually pole whack harder in the snow.
Jul 25 2013 2:43PM
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Vinci
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Although I enjoyed lots of kinky sex lately (thank god for that whore who wrote that 50 shades crap) I'd say pow all day.
Jul 25 2013 2:44PM
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werd.
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Tanner says pow is better than sex in Like a Lion
Jul 25 2013 2:54PM
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Laurent.
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Implying you can't combine both of them.

Also only twelve year old virgins write sex as "secks".
Jul 25 2013 2:59PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well this thread was from 2008 so that 12 yo probably has a kid now lol




Jul 25 2013 3:25PM
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Laurent.
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His name suggest he doesn't like the company of other people so I doubt it.
Jul 25 2013 3:34PM
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Phansy
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This may be why I would choose powder.
Jul 25 2013 9:44PM
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Anathema
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for a day or for ever?

i could pass up sex for months, but if it was an all or nothing sort of deal, skiing would have to go. i'm not living a sexless life.

especially since you just said powder, so i'd just hit park and fuck like a jackrabbit.
Jul 25 2013 9:58PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Depends on how awesome that one run is.

When you really get to know something, you can get exactly what you need out of it every time without the fumbling around and figuring out.

Sure you might dream about that bunny slope, but lets be real - it fucking sucks compared to the run you know damn well is fucking epic.
Jul 25 2013 9:59PM
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RubberSoul
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plus sometimes you try a new run you only saw for the first time that day and it's pretty wild and fun but the next day youre like holy shit i need to be more careful i couldve gotten burned there and i wouldve been shit out of luck, i mean i wasnt even wearing a helmet for fuck's sake what the hell is wrong with me, maybe i should be a little more responsible and stick to runs i at least know a little about but then a week later it happens again just cause you and your buddy had several drinks beforehand and truth be told you didnt ski at all for a few weeks before that last one so youre feeling pretty open minded and wait what are we talking about again?

oh yeah, sex vs powder. what anathema said-- if it's for life i gotta choose sex sorry. if it's any given one time it depends on a lot of things..mainly whether it's winter or summer
Jul 26 2013 10:41AM
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Trojan~Man
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-not a virign

--Just skiing pow doing turns... I might take sex part of the time.

--Droping cliffs/pilow lines/ landing i pow; i basically cream myself everytime so deff POW!

summary; POW wins.
Jul 26 2013 11:12AM
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pmw
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This is how I think of it. I don't scream and holler while smashing as I do making time tight tree turns in waste deep..pow 4 dayz
Jul 26 2013 11:14AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Epic post.
Jul 26 2013 11:49AM
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snowpocalypse
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Well I'm married with kids so.....Powder. Not only does it not lead to more kids but technically I can have sex with my wife when ever I want. Now I said Technically! Reality? Different story. At least a powder day give me an excuse to be gone most of the day.
Jul 26 2013 12:09PM
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pmw
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if you want i can have sex with your wife while you ski powder? Best of both worlds! ehhh, ehhhhhh???
Jul 26 2013 12:22PM
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humpty
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pow only gives you one std, PAIDS Powder Addiction Internal Disorder
Jul 26 2013 12:34PM
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Afterbang.no
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Jul 26 2013 12:46PM
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snowpocalypse
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Good luck! I've been trying to get some ass all week. If it works let me know your trick. My daughter already looks too much like the mail man. No not really. She's a snowboarder and met working at a shop. We road together one time and I had here swinging from my jock. Boys, you don't need to sacrifice one for the other. Find a cool chick that will enjoy the best of both world. A fresh pow run then some fresh pow fun. If she reads this, My account got hacked!
Jul 26 2013 4:26PM
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errrka
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powder.
Jul 26 2013 4:32PM
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RubberSoul
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haha this guy is awesome
Jul 26 2013 4:32PM
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snakerton
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not a virigin

will probably take powder unless the girl is kate upton
Jul 26 2013 4:35PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Surprised this hasn't been posted.
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Jul 26 2013 4:46PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
seriously. if the run is good enough, you can always be entertained. constantly trying to ski it 'faster', 'more fluidly', making turns in all the right spots and airing things with no slowing down. It's all about knowing when to speed up and go for it, or when to slow down and play around while 'skiing'.



Seriously though, I've always thought the question of skiing vs sex was stupid. Besides the odd afternoon delight, you can just have sex pre and or post skiing... you know?
Jul 26 2013 9:27PM
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bighomieflock
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Powder so that the landings of rails will be softer /thread
Jul 26 2013 10:17PM
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Casey
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this is the funniest shit ever.
Jul 26 2013 11:15PM
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Noha
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hit the spot
Jul 27 2013 2:21AM
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robotdna
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Eventually you will reach a stage in skiing where skiing a green is just as hard as a double black. Difficult for different reasons, but you can always improve.
Jul 27 2013 2:28AM
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