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This idiot at our school was walkingaround all last week with a bandage on his upper arm and whenever someone asked him about it- he said that he 'got shot' and if you asked to see it, he would say 'no it hurts to much'. well, i saw him today and i didn't see the bandage sticking out of the bottom of his sleev so i pulled his sleeve up and- loe and behold- no bandage or wound- in fact, there was NOTHING at all! i asked him what happened to his ' bullet wound' and he said that he 'had the scar lasered off' bull shit right?! well- he is still sticking to this damn story even though i totally busted him on it- it's kind of sad.
i thought that you guys might like this little story because i sure got a kick outta this idiot.
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Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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thumbs up, super cool
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
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sooner or later everyone gets shot.
Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
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wow 5th grade must be tough
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i think it's more sad that you thought we'd be interested to hear about some kid who wore a bandaid once...
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Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
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he should be shot for saying he was shot--- i think he is a compulsive lier because he said that last night he got pulled over at every stop light and had to do a feild sobriety test- but- his car broke down last week and he was at larry's all night so what happened?- his twin was on a damn bike and got pulled over while he was screwing larry in the butt?!- the guy is an idiot! he lies SOOO... much!!!
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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SHUT UP
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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PLEASE
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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by the way- the twin thing was a joke (just in case some of you simple people didn't get that)
and it's 11th grade dork
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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please shut up, get a friend to talk to that cares about this bullshit
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
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no one is forcing you to read this damn thread dumbass strode420
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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and why would any body on this site care if he's a liar? I know i don't.
On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
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SHUT
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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THE FUCK
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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UP
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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die
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
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hey guys, lighten up her threads are worth reading...wait no they arent, go to hell
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But in all seriousness I graduated middle/high school for a reason.
The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.
The Jews invented tornados.
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wow...okay...i'll go back to sleep now
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wtf!!!!!! people get on here ans tell the STUPIDEST stories about acid and shrooms and crap like that and you like love those and i get on here and tell a story that a normal person would like and you assholes diss me for it?! that's messed up- you all need to get lives beond your dumbass drugs!(if you don't do drugs than it doesn't apply to you- you are just mean)
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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''a story that a normal person would like''
i guess it sounded like something i might do
IN KINDERGARTEN
it's past your bedtime
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listen bitch, your fucking crazy, not in the your so smart your fuckin insane kinda way, your just so stupid its mind boggling, if u find this to be one hell of an interesting story, woohoo for you, personally i hated elementary school, also, from reading some of your other shit, if your a junior 16-17 years old, grow the fuck up, ur gonna graduate and be in the real world in a couple of years, quit concerning yourself with stupid shit like chronic liars and get a job or somthin, fuck, is the world all coming to a terrible fuckin end or have i really stepped over the edge?
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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''you're just so stupid it's mind boggling''
understatement....but agreed
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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dude- i have been working since i was 13 in a resturant and at my local mountain since i was 15
i have a job- i take care of myself- i am 'grown up'i am just easilly amused and i am sure that you think you are cool because you can flame someone but seriously- shut the hell up because insulting my damn intelligence isn't going to help anything- i am not stupid in any way- i got a damn 1540 on my SAT the first time i took itso shut the hell up and go bother someone else.
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
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1540? wow, impressive what part was that? or overall? I think if you'd score that high you'd realize that that story is dumb and not worth the effort to post...we all have that sort of b.s. in our own lives, or did you thik you were the only person on here who knows a compulsive liar.
For future reference don't try to build yourself up it makes you look more ridiculous and less credible. And stories like these are to be shared with people you know and people who also know the other person involved.
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.
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^what i tried to say minus the anger
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you have to realize, tests and school and all that bullshit means absolutely nothing when it comes down to what kind of person you are
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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dude thats awsome did you get an award!
Go Big and Die!
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like take me for example...extremely high I.Q. (over 160 but I won't specify) excellent ACT scores, I'm carrying a 4. in college right now and can readily discuss astrophysics. But I'm also self-absorbed, manic depressive with suicidal tendencies, and slightly psychotic...I'm not sure where I was going with that but yay, I'm a psycho...I need therapy.
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.
I miss my old signature.
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ur that kind of so smart ur fuckin insane person i was talkin about
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
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right, that's why I thought I'd bring it up, but also it was to demonstrate to her how braggin about oneslef desolves your credibility...I feel less credible, but maybe that's because you all know I'm a cuckoo
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we already knew
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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oh.
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.
I miss my old signature.
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haha, this girl, wow, ever since the day she showed up, shes been seeking acceptance, and sarah owned her back then, but she keeps on trying, now ds91260, and slickjamesjik, and strode420 are the ones owning her, when will she give up?
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just kidding but i feel like a better person now that i do know
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oh, slickjamesjik, are you from montana?
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
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who the fuck cares about talkin shit, i was tryin to enlighten her, im just an asshole, but u cant bring light to the blind
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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whatever- i enjoyed it and when i told my friends amy and astrida- they agreed that i should post it because it was funny and don't worry- i am not a compulsive lier- that is one of those things that just really pisses me off- i can't stand it when people lie just to freaking lie!- i don't appreciate being told that i am stupid- that is why i did so well on my sat's i worked my ass off because i wanted to disprove all the assholes that told me i was dumb and the only thing that i would ever be was a ski bum so i work my ass off everyday because off people like you- you drive me to hate everyone and make me want nothing more than to make you wrong.
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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i also feel dumber because i only got a 31 on my ACT, my iq is lower than 160, my GPA is less than 4.0, and i can readily change the subject when someone wants to discuss astrophysics
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haha, light to the blind. Perhaps a tip shorty, don't try so hard. Yes I am from montana, like you, and no I don't live in a cabin and send people packages.
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haha, she needs a peer group to decide what to post. how precious
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
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shorty_t we have officially stolen this thread from you you are not allowed to post in it any more
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sweet, cool to see another guy from mt, where do you live? i drove through lincoln once, thats basically like meeting the unibomber
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
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u have, by far, one of the shittiest attitudes towards life i have ever heard, and this is coming from a guy who hopes to die at 25, if ur gonna climb to the top, maybe think of bringin some friends along the way so that u dont end up another victim of modern society, if u start hating everyone, ull end up hating yourself
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
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bozeman
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ah, know where columbia falls is? and my gf lives in billings, thats sorta but not really near bozeman
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whatever- you can have it
i'm outie-you have all officially killed it for me
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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maybe she wont come back? man, we should do this more often, first i drove of mista skier by not letting him into the birthday bash, and then everyone turned on him, then linejibber550, good riddance, now shorty_T this is such a good week on Newschoolers.
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^i think that's the first thing i've ever heard her say that wasn't unquestionably retarded
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fuckin assholes, i was tryin to help somebody
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'
'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'
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