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WINTER PARK SUKS

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winterparksuks
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this is why winter park suks mary jane is way to overated the moguls aint shit! vasquez cirque takes 30 min to hike and for what! it isnt steep its way to short and the runout is fukin terrible
the park changes evryweek and not for the better
plus every hick and prick goes in the park i will hit a booter and there will be some cumstain at the bottom waiatng for a cool boarder to hit it WINTER PARK SUKS
Sep 22 2003 11:55PM
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QuazBotch
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On the bright side, it is taller then 1440 inches.
Sep 22 2003 11:58PM
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Billups07
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it's gotta be better than most of the stuff i have to ski on....


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Sep 23 2003 12:17AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
at least you don't live in Michigan you bitchass. I don't know about winter park though, last time I went I got a concussion on the third run, so my memory is, blurry...





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Sep 23 2003 2:56AM
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waterville_NH
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i think i kind of loved skiing mary jane and winter park when my dad lived there....no pain, no jane



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Sep 23 2003 3:07AM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
you want a wahburger and some french cries? I live next to a mtn that has 6 runs, a tiny park of two terrible jumps and the lifts take about 15 mintes to go a few feet. be grateful :)

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Sep 23 2003 3:13AM
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The_Professor
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dude what the fuck are you talking about, try going out to he alphabet chutes on a powder day youll fucking shit your pants, or hole in the wall chute, both of these are are to big for your pussey ass, yeah 30 minutes to the nearest dropping point, try going further you little slut, yeah and the park is sub par but its descent for a first year, and why do you have the name winterparksuks as your name, be grateful that you have a mountain as good as winterpark and jane, your lucky you dont live in wisconsin or michigan ( no offense yall ) there is no room on this site for pussey lttle sluts like you, go suck a cock

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Sep 23 2003 3:31AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah winter park was the first mountain ive ever skiied west of the misissippi and i thought it was pretty fucking sick


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Sep 23 2003 3:32AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah oh well man, at least you get to ski, imagine if you lived in somalia, youd starve or die of aids
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Sep 23 2003 3:44AM
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winterparksuks
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i am sorry hole in the wall and the other ones are pretty sik IT STILL SUKS!!! YOU FUDGEPACKINGCUMGUZZLINGBABYRAPINGSHITS YOU ALL SUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Sep 23 2003 3:45AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
dissssssssssssssssssssss
you ungratful little behotch
Sep 23 2003 3:50AM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
i gotta say that for colorado Winter Park isn't that great...it's definitely over rated. the park sux


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Sep 23 2003 5:20AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
what is his problem with the letter c? suks and siks? what?
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 23 2003 5:25AM
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rodeo7
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Dude, notin' beats Cardrona New Zealand..
We have 6 sometimes 7 rails and 2 jumps, no boxes, no hips 3 chairs and 1 half decent pipe.Chairs take at least 10 minutes on a good day. And of course we have such deep chutes that even my mum can do them.

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Sep 23 2003 5:32AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
winter parks park did suck last year, but they have great tree skiing





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Sep 23 2003 6:09AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
be happy with what you have. i ski garbage piles.

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Sep 23 2003 6:19AM
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irishman
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Its flat but how many mountains in colorado are steep. sorry i'm comapring this to jackson and utah
Sep 23 2003 7:17AM
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A_T_K
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dude its not that bad, you just gotta people that can tow you in the cirque and then its beautiful

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Sep 23 2003 11:58PM
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rossignol_rider
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quit your bitching
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

Sep 24 2003 12:21AM
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The_Professor
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you have to admit the park is a imprvoement from the previous years and now that they hooked up with copper some major adjustment are on the way, you wanna talk steep skiing go into the chute or way out into vasquez

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Sep 24 2003 1:57AM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
if u know what nashoba is u will be crying for me. 100 foot vert, if its 25 degrees at the base, its 25 at the summit. a few chairs, a few trails, shitty moguls, very icy. a 15 foot table with a big ass 2 foot deep groove up the middle (about 4 feet wide) 3 rails (a 15 thats never up, a 30 foot thats half burried in snow and its a ride on, and a ride on rainbow thats like 3 feet high) then there are punk kids that are 10 years old on o-sin snowboards that think they are the shit. u should all consider yourselves lucky.
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Sep 24 2003 5:04AM
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The_Professor
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The Rail Yard is steppin’ up! Winter Park is committed to building a terrain park to get your skiing/riding progressing quickly. Our 2 new Park Bullies will be grooming nightly to keep our parks dressed in corduroy. Major changes in jump design and park layout have been tweaked and torqued all summer long. The result…better park design and bigger features to choose from.

You want to learn a switch D-spin? Or a Cab 5 nosegrab? Learning new tricks on small jumps is easy, but taking them to the next level can be tough on the skeleton. Rail Yard is designed to have jumps that will allow you to take those new skills and begin going BIG! Our jumps are designed to have smooth take-off transitions and long landings. These design aspects will accommodate the variety of speed you will need to stop hucking and begin stomping.

For all you aspiring pipe-rats? How about a Zaugg Superpipe cutter to manicure the stunt ditch? For the first time ever, faithful WP freeriders will have a chance to ride a ‘real’ pipe! 18 foot walls and buttery transitions will have you learning pipe tricks in no time.

Rail Yard Terrain Park is built for the Am freerider who wants to bust into the pro scene without being broke off in the process.

Come check out Rail Yard and give us your constructive feedback after you do! Remember, feedback is how the park gets mo’ better! Great ideas are always welcome!


holy fuck dude we got a zaugg pipe cutter and 15 new rails from copper


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SFHNC 900/2000
Oct 3 2003 3:34AM
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strode
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^dude awesome.....i am glad that winter park is more serious about their park this year.....i still had a good time in it last year, the only qualm i had was that the jumps kept changing





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Oct 3 2003 4:38AM
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MidwestJibba
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we dont have a park
Oct 3 2003 4:43AM
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ninemillakilla
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
no park here either
Oct 3 2003 4:58AM
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Penguino1
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
build your own. lots of shovels, lots of friends and you can get all your own awesome hits, perfectly shaped in no time. Just put in a day of sweating and shoveling and you got it. But if you dont have any vert or much snow its pretty hard. I feel those of you who dont have it.
BUT IM PRETTY SURE COLORADO DOES.


ITS COMING!!!
Oct 3 2003 5:16AM
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MidwestJibba
Posts: 983 - Karma: 12
our patrolers dont let us biuld jumps and they ruin them plus they see every thing cuz out resort is so small so quite complaining altho im a hypocrit


Oct 3 2003 5:18AM
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PAKpowder
Posts: 337 - Karma: 10
I skied winter park on a 4 foot pow day, It was pretty much badass. oh Yeah you can't ski bumps or powder so take up an easy sport like snowboarding.
And for the guy that said colorado doesn't have good steeps
one word....SILVERTON MOUNTAIN
Oct 3 2003 6:17AM
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Penguino1
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
i meant that colorado does have terrain. And yeah, I think Silverton is the sickest thing since skis.


ITS COMING!!!
Oct 3 2003 6:27AM
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hucksterjibber15
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dude, no offense, but u r a bitch, shut up. u r an ungrateful peice of shit. all i can say is that i live in michigan. u r prolly damn close to skiing out there, we still have a long wait ahead of us asshole
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Oct 3 2003 6:11PM
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mommy
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a wahburger and some fucking french cries? hahahah!
Oct 3 2003 10:30PM
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anomericas
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At least you have somewhere to ride in the first place.
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Oct 4 2003 12:03AM
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Rip
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shut up bitch, i went in late april and i still had alot of fun at winter park. I never get to big mountain or anything so i didnt even touch the park. It was a good time
You are a shithead


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Oct 4 2003 2:17AM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
hwy man come out here to pennsylvania and see what i have to deal with... then lets see what ur sayin bout winter park



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Oct 4 2003 2:24AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
my friendes went out to winter park last year and said that it was amazing. they had the best powder that they ever rode cuz it dumped liek 3 feet on um over a couple days so stop complaining how baout you come over here and ski minnesota

Oct 4 2003 2:27AM
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billyblindbeatoffboy
Posts: 226 - Karma: 49
If you 'winterparksuks' knew how to ski he/she would know that winter park has some of the sickest chutes and cliffs around, you just have to look in the trees for them. The reason this chump doesn't like winter park is because he/she is afraid to look past the trees.
Oct 4 2003 4:04AM
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daddy-o
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yea you 3 dolla killa from vanilla

Oct 4 2003 5:08AM
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winterparksuks
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the biggest drop that is hittable is around 20 feet that is descent but it is not worth it when you can go somewhere like a basin or copper and there drops are twice as big twice as many and you do not have to hike if you have ever hiked all the way out there to vasquez then take the runout back you would know it is not worth it



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Oct 6 2003 1:45PM
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D-40
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shut the hell up
Oct 6 2003 1:47PM
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winterparksuks
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same to you fudgepacker



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