Who likes DOUBLE FLIPS and who'se DOUBLE is STYLIESTEEZZEE?
I don't know who tried it last year but a switch double back with a grab was by far the sSSICKEST double I've seen attempted!!! I can't wait till some park builds a 100ft high kicker for the first triple...next year's X13 I predict will have the first TRIPLE FRONT or BACK!!!! Cause this year's will ALL be about the DOUBLE!!!
It's inevitable. Now...every PRO this week is practicing, trying to catch up, ...
Blame Travis Pastrana...Blame Aerialists... Blame Tommy Mo..BLAME FUCKING JON for the evolution...or Chris Collins for that matter. Stupid ass athletes trying to evolve their tricks....WHO THE FUCK TOLD THEM TO DO THAT??? Shit JON...it was enough that you brought us to fucking wet ourselves when you did you're first kang double. (SIDENOTE:Shoulda called it the Kang D Flip...) anywhooo...man, that trick placed you in the IMMORTALss...separating yourself from US mere skiing infidels...A switch double off axis w/a grab...ASSHOLE!! WHY??? Now you bring us the DJ...(SIDENOTE: Better name)...You are a Bastard, it's one thing for us to dream...but another to know that we will NEVER and I mean NEVER be able to have the gagangas, the gonads, the juggernaut BALLS of FUCKING TITANAL STEEL ever try it!!! Thank you Travis Pastrana Thank you Chris Collins..Thank You Jon...Thank you cheering crowd...WHAT? Wait a sec...THANK YOU CHEERING FUCKING CROWD??...yeah THANK YOU..cause I blame you!!
You're the ones that these guys are playing for...You're the reason why we have Parks and kickers built under Lift lines..so that we can hear the boos and whoos everytime we land our first 3 or rack ourselves trying to land switch. Yeah you/we are the reason!!! Because really I can't wait to see more DOUBLES..more innovative DOUBLE D SPIN FUCKING KANG FLIPS!! Bring it on...cause as the flips evolve, so does Double Broken Torn MCL ACL Ripped ANKLES injuries evolve..I can't wait to see the evolution of that...can't wait...or do I??....Cause I really don't want to see another Stephen Murray ...no no...spare me that.
In any case, it's a question only the IMMORTALS can answer.