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So my dad googled me...

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Sno.
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and was connected to my newschoolers profile, that happened to say "$5 dollar blow jobs" under "best tricks"...

so my mom freaked out and wrote me a letter asking why i would say something so self destructive about myself....


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Jan 17 2008 8:52PM
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steezyjibber
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lol
Jan 17 2008 8:52PM
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EastSteez.
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haha that sucks
Jan 17 2008 8:53PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i see you've removed it...
Jan 17 2008 8:54PM
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Sno.
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yeah, they made me, my mom was like  "omg!!! why would you disrespect yourself like that!", and my dads like "i dont want any of my relatives seeing that when they google you!"

when they google me?

what?!
Jan 17 2008 8:55PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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HAHAHA awkward
Jan 17 2008 8:56PM
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CMYK
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why would your mom write you a letter?
Jan 17 2008 8:56PM
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Sno.
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cause that's what she does to avoid confrontation, she writes me little jack handy notes of inspiration before she leaves for work, so when i wake up i see them, and she isn't around to see my reaction
Jan 17 2008 8:58PM
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-dva-
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haha, both of my parents have googled me.  apparently thats not a wierd thing to do?
Jan 17 2008 8:59PM
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Piste.Off
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haha that sucks, if you google my name it comes up as a 13 year old girl on some game website.
Jan 17 2008 8:59PM
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jason...
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hahahahahaha, that musta been awkward
Jan 17 2008 9:00PM
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whattheshit
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i want my money back
Jan 17 2008 9:01PM
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Lineskiah11
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haha that musta been kind of a funny convo. its not like everyone goes and googles all the people they know. not really on the top of peoples agenda unless they are maybe looking at a job application or something along those lines
Jan 17 2008 9:01PM
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shibby
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So,


uhhh.....


is it true?
Jan 17 2008 9:01PM
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colin13
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hahaha, you've been googled! they should make a reality tv show or something, i think it would fly with all the crap thats on tv these days haha
Jan 17 2008 9:03PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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hahaha i lol'ed.
my mom googled doug and asked me why his hair was blue. but then again she googled my bro's 14 yr old slutty girlfriend.
Jan 17 2008 9:04PM
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Sno.
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its worse than being rick roll'd...

I never thought my parents would get technologically advanced enough to navigate past the seattle times home page.
Jan 17 2008 9:04PM
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Silence
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hahahha thats HILARIOUS! nice work. You will remember that for a while.
Jan 17 2008 9:07PM
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jimmychung
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your name is snobunny?
Jan 17 2008 9:11PM
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comeatmebro
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my name has nothing about me come up on google...
Jan 17 2008 9:11PM
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quebecfreestyler
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hahahaha
 my bor googled me, and figured out I was a pirate.
Jan 17 2008 9:12PM
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Sno.
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yes.


nah...comes up under my real name

Jan 17 2008 9:12PM
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B.Snow
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ahahaahah so funny
Jan 17 2008 9:14PM
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jaylib
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snobunny how about i give you $10 instead of 5. would she be fine with that?
Jan 17 2008 9:15PM
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.makuma.
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hahahah...that blows haha
Jan 17 2008 9:20PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Google my name and you get an actor who played a hijacker in flight 93 who conveniantly has the same name as moi.. cool
Jan 17 2008 9:21PM
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M+M
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that google relatives part made me lol, but 5 $.....not bad
Jan 17 2008 9:23PM
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artfullydodged
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ahahaahaha thats hilarious, you shoulda been like
 was i asking for to much??
Jan 17 2008 9:28PM
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shibby
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My name used to bring up some sketchy black dood who got thrown inside for armed assault or something. Apparently he doesn't exist anymore though.
Jan 17 2008 9:31PM
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charmander
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im a governor of wa with a sex scandal and a band
Jan 17 2008 9:54PM
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sirskizalot
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hhahahaha
Jan 17 2008 9:55PM
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thenakedcellist
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Google me and you will probably find somthing similar to peter north..

Jan 17 2008 10:00PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dont claim it without backin it up..........
Jan 17 2008 10:02PM
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Ruski
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i come up as a sociality from moscow (im from moscow) and have donated $250 to some lukemia fund...theres a pic of me...but its not me...its crazy weird. and then theres all my swim team results from when i was in the junior olympics hah wow, ancient.
Jan 17 2008 10:05PM
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Crackaghan
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i googled my name and got a report from this guy with the same name in denver who bragged about his les pual and new car from his parents

also got my myspace

some random guy from hawaii who graduated from the college in hawaii and won some championships with baseball or soemthin

and this little chillun that wrote a haiku

In the shade of a tree
lay a little baby rabbit
on a cool fall day.
-- Zach Callaghan






Jan 17 2008 10:06PM
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popNfresh44
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i wonder why your dad was googling you in the first place...
Jan 17 2008 10:07PM
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Therealbillus
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I don't think my parents even use google. My dad probably ham-radioed me or something.
Jan 17 2008 10:09PM
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charmander
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i loled
Jan 17 2008 10:17PM
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purplejumpsuit
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haha, that really sucks.
I dont think my parents would ever google me, my mom can check out my facebook whenever, I think shes happy with that.
Jan 17 2008 10:19PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
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hahaha thats hilarious, my parents have done something alike to that
Jan 17 2008 10:20PM
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comeatmebro
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oh shit
Jan 17 2008 10:21PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha
Jan 17 2008 10:25PM
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lushlaxstr
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haha thats funny
Jan 17 2008 10:31PM
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splooshie
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google me

alex marchesi

it says im a singer for the spanish band

the mother funkers

im not joking i laughed so hard
Jan 17 2008 10:52PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i want to..uh...google...you
Jan 17 2008 10:57PM
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rudager
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you should change your name to snoball
Jan 18 2008 11:35PM
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marsland
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i thought you put it there so people would know you are a girl.  girl girl girl girl

i googled me and the first and 4th were actually me, the middle ones were something to do with bob dylan
Jan 19 2008 12:00AM
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toominator
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woah woah whoa, you mean I paid $10 too much?
Jan 19 2008 12:06AM
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Calb3rt
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ergo, you = terrorist
Jan 19 2008 12:09AM
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Elijah.
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Good thing theres a fuckton of Elijah Alexander Davis's out there.
Jan 19 2008 12:12AM
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BEARS.
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bahahahaha that sucks.
Jan 19 2008 12:15AM
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