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So I'm my school's new mascot

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potatofarmer
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Our school just got a mascot, its a big blue horse and for some reason they're letting me be the guy in it.  Tomorrow night is the debut of the thing at our basketball game and its going to be HUUUUGE. the game is a giant rivalry between our school and another who are tied for 1st in our conference, and "game of the week" on all of our news stations... Give me some suggestions of things to do, stunts, or other ways to get the crowd pumped up.

pretty pretty please.
Jan 10 2008 6:18PM
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fourhundred
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haha our school has auditions for this..
Jan 10 2008 6:21PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
back flip? mac it with a cheerleader or 3, do whatever gets em pumped
Jan 10 2008 6:23PM
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Runnie_D
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Kick someone from the other team square in the nuts.
Jan 10 2008 6:24PM
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nwoody88
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well if youve ever been to a basketball game, especially a toronto raptor game, the mascots always taunts and chirps the other team, the players, the coaches, and sumtiems the refs
like during warm-up just bother the other team in their warm up, stand behind one making odd/funny gestures, that always works, and when a guy goes for a shot or lay up, stuff the crap outta him...
that fun
Jan 10 2008 6:32PM
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wang_bong
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dude get way stoned
Jan 10 2008 6:36PM
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TheButterHashira
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get a giant styrofoam brick and wave it in the air during free throws. or maybe one made out of poster board.
Jan 10 2008 6:36PM
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skiblandford
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set up a rail jam out side and just sesh it in your coustume
that be something to remember
Jan 10 2008 6:45PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Agreed. Why do you think Barney smoked crack? To get fucking hyphy. If you are hyphy during a basketball game, you'll be mascot of the year. Just drop a few Big xs before you get suited up, you'll be doing double backflips and humping the other teams cheerleaders, it will be so epic.
Jan 10 2008 6:47PM
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lineskier10
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just get black out drunk and see how it goes from there, my guess is you will be the best mascot ever
Jan 10 2008 6:50PM
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jibmaster_josh
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my schools mascot is a jaguar. jaguars kill horses, bitch

Jan 10 2008 6:51PM
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MarkieR
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i would advocate the use of some illicit substance, be it meth, coke, weed, or just copious amounts of alcohol.  really anything that will make it so that humping random things in a horse costume doesn't sound like such a bad idea. 
Jan 10 2008 6:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Put mats behind the bleachers and fake falling off them. Better yet, get a friend to dress up in the opponents colors and have him push you off. Nothing riles up a crowd like a blue horse being attacked.
Jan 10 2008 6:59PM
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Alex_G
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Fight the other mascot. Its money it was done at my football games this year and got the crowd JUICED.
Jan 10 2008 7:06PM
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Calb3rt
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im a mascot for a college basket ball tournament, i get to go bounce off a trampoline and dunk. try to get a gymnastics mat and a little trampoline and do some dunks. get them to do the wave. over-exaggerate everything. silly shit makes people laugh. try to get some school tshirts and throw them out.
Jan 10 2008 7:08PM
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slashquatch
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hahah yea good call
Jan 10 2008 7:18PM
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Swan_Solo
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set up a jib in the court and do a switch 9 slam dunk
Jan 10 2008 7:31PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Get pretty decently buzzed, steal the ball and run around the court until Security catches up with you and tackles your ass. It may not be very fun for you but the crowd will go wild.
Jan 10 2008 7:37PM
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sk1er
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dance with the cheereaders
Jan 10 2008 8:07PM
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TRLnottheshow
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have fun sweating
Jan 10 2008 8:09PM
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VT_FLO
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beat the shit out of the other mascot

Jan 10 2008 8:10PM
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wunderskier
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lucky our school doesnt even have a mascot... nor anything else.
Jan 10 2008 8:13PM
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SlickRick.
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yea.. before the game make an agreement with the other teams mascot to have a
"mock"fight, but punch him square in the face, rip off his head piece, and just fuckin annihalte him. that would get people going
Jan 10 2008 8:23PM
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-+Siver+-
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while the other team is warming up just screw with them maybe even starting hitting on one of them and then just do really stupid stuff

Jan 10 2008 9:18PM
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freestyler540
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Wear a cup, or else your balls will be smashed into smithereens



Jan 10 2008 9:41PM
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comeatmebro
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during warm ups, just stand on the other teams end under the hoop making fun of them. find the "best kid" on the team like by asking one of your players...when he goes up for a lay up stuff him and make him eat the damn ball!! then if he falls, put your foot on his chest, and hold up the #1 sign. that would fucking make me go crazy.
Jan 10 2008 9:58PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Basically pretty much anything from Jackass.
Jan 10 2008 10:05PM
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2+2=5
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try to sack tap all the players
Jan 10 2008 10:58PM
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salamander
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gradeschool was gold a jaguar. hs is a panther, a purple panther. lemme upgrade youuuuu
Jan 11 2008 11:08AM
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ECfreeski3
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!!!
Jan 11 2008 4:51PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Haha oh my god. You MUST get drunk before you go. It is your only option. That way, you'll be fucking crazy and everyone will go nuts. DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Jan 11 2008 4:55PM
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t-rent
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just fuck around like do cartweels and get em to do the wave also get crowed surfed
Jan 11 2008 5:10PM
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JoeTheRipper
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Horse porn, mount a cheerleader and hump away, that will turn a few heads I'm sure.
Jan 11 2008 5:39PM
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sbark
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get a stuffed animal of the other teams mascot and annihilate it.....the more stuffing you rip out the better.
Jan 11 2008 5:52PM
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Boodje.
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you helped me with my paper so i gotta help you . definately attempt that^ ...or get a mini trampoline and do so realll ill dunks or just through down some double cork 10's off it hahahah.

Jan 11 2008 6:39PM
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horner
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re-enact Mr. Hands with a fellow student
Jan 11 2008 6:45PM
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fillup
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we have this thing at my pep rallys called spirit stick,
what goes down is people dressed in the other teams colors run out and then some pump up music kicks in
then our guys run out and beat them up and pull wrestling shit like breaking tables and jumping off shit

Jan 11 2008 6:46PM
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FapMasterFLEX
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haha i loled a wee bit

Jan 11 2008 7:08PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Don't drop the spirit stick! You'll go to Hades if you do!
Jan 11 2008 8:47PM
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Reptar.
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Bring a gun.
Nothing pumps up a crowd like watching a blue horse shoot a fan from the other team.
Jan 11 2008 10:06PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
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Ya so the general consensus is get really loaded. Go with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then when you gotta pee real bad just use the other teams jersey bag!
Jan 11 2008 10:25PM
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skeedle
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thats so awesome!!!
i am so jealous i always wanted to be a mascot!!
Jan 12 2008 3:21AM
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PacificRimJob
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Beat the shit out of the other mascot like the Oregon Duck did to the Houston Couger...
Jan 12 2008 3:33AM
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ValPow
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wooooooooooord
Jan 12 2008 8:26AM
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R-Bertsch
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when your team does a fucking sweet play or something, do snow angels on the gym floor hahah, our mascot did that at a pep rally when someone made a half court shot and it just looks hillarious
Jan 12 2008 9:34AM
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hippie_cat
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i cant offer any advice that hasnt already been given, but this thread is so full of win, both the prospect of being a mascot (thatd be so much fun) and all the ideas thrown around.
i gotta second the "smoke a whole lot of crack" suggestions though - family guy (cheese guy) and robot chicken (spongebob squarepants) cant be wrong
Jan 12 2008 10:16AM
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duhamelski
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go jump off a bridge please
Jan 12 2008 12:00PM
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Mooose...
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not a bad idea...
Jan 12 2008 12:09PM
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jedi.Jim
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Pay a little kid to kick the other mascot in the shins/nuts. Make sure that the crowd sees you giving the kid money.
Jan 12 2008 12:51PM
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.d.
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i know a good one. when the other team is warming up, copy them and imitate them but in a goofy way to make them look bad or girly. like when they jog, imitate them jogging like a freaking girly girl  who hasnt run before. its really funny.
Jan 12 2008 12:55PM
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cbl718
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this only works if your dick is as long as raptiles is

Jan 12 2008 1:21PM
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