ok, here in no order
1-homer vs. the 18th amendment(homers the beer baron, orig air date-3/16/97, best line-swaggering around in a garrish new hat, the elusive beer baron seemed to say, look at me rex banner, i have a new hat)
2-lemon of troy(bart goes to shelbyville to get the lemon tree back, orig air date-5/24/95, best line-this whole things as useless as that lemon shaped rock over there, wait a minute, theres a lemon behind that rock!)
3-who shot mister burns(pts. 1&2)(mister burns is shot and everyones a suspect, orig air dates 5/21/95&9/17/95, best line-hey dean, me and my forth formed chums thought it would be quite corking if you handed the oil over to the local energy concern)
4-homer the great(homer becomes head of the stonecutters, orig air date-1/8/95, best line-ok, marge, im goin outside...to stalk lenny and carl, heheh...doh!)
5-the day the violence died(bart and lisa prove chester j lampwick created itchy and scratchy, orig air date-3/17/96, best line-im an amendment to be, yeah an amendment to be and im hopin that theyll ratify me, theres a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom, we wanna make it legal for policemen to beat em)
and yeah i know way too much, other good ones include all the others ever made
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
