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A problem with gapers.

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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
am i the onlly one who hates gapers who head over from the racing hill and ride onto boxes straight?
Jan 7 2008 12:59PM
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furball
Posts: 64 - Karma: 11
yes you are
Jan 7 2008 1:02PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
hmm, yeah probably your right.
Jan 7 2008 1:04PM
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dom_uk
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right mate, iv seen a few of your threads over the last few days. no offence, but theyve all been quite needless! not hating, but if your bored, just read and post back to already present threads. no need to start threads, if you check the searchbar, you will find 50 gaper threads, have a read.
Jan 7 2008 1:04PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
no u are not, they dont belong there so why do they do it?
Jan 7 2008 1:05PM
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furball
Posts: 64 - Karma: 11
just messing with you man. seriously, I can see both sides of it. half the time I spend waiting for gapers to GTF out of the way, especially boarders getting stuck on the table top of a big hit because they didn't get enough speed. But... everyone is a gaper at some point, how else are they going to learn?
Jan 7 2008 1:18PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
well my prolem with gapers is that they have goggle gaps, and they think backflips are sicker than switch cork 5s
Jan 7 2008 1:26PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216

If they're at least hitting stuff then why hate? You were at the point where you slid everything straight too, so give them a chance. Its a part of the learning curve. 

Jan 7 2008 1:30PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300

nope, i learned to slide boxes sideways, not going riding straight over them,, riding straight onto a flat box is not the first step in prgression

Jan 7 2008 1:55PM
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anxju
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i know this kid personally, he is a huge gaper
Jan 7 2008 2:33PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Seriously unless you're the kid with the All stars b-ball jersey or his friend, then im having trouble figuring out who you would be. Im there basically every day and never see anyone but myself hit the boxes sideways or spin on the jump. Who are you? And if you are the kid with the all stars jersey we gotta get a game of p.o.s.e.r. going.
Jan 7 2008 2:38PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
fuck u Ju, u dont know me at all
Jan 7 2008 2:45PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
maybe they just dont know they are supposed to do it sideways?
Jan 7 2008 3:07PM
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0ptions
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you didnt answer my questions.
Jan 7 2008 3:23PM
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powderski14
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
it's either they ride straight on it.....or they just hip the kicker onto it and land on the side....i've been at smuggs in vt for a few days now and they do it all the time.....
Jan 7 2008 3:25PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
i guess i don't understand it, i don't wear a b-ball jersey.
Jan 7 2008 3:25PM
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0ptions
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then seriously, i have no clue who you are, unless you're a really big gaper. Cause im there everyday and never see any other skiers.
Jan 7 2008 3:28PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
where, boler?
Jan 7 2008 3:28PM
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0ptions
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yep, i have a brown coat and bright blue pants with a bown smith helmet and dragon goggles.
Jan 7 2008 3:30PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
where, boler?
Jan 7 2008 3:30PM
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0ptions
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Jan 7 2008 3:30PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
yeah i dont go there alot, but over the holidays i went there like 3 times maybe, uh i might have seen you. do you go there with like 2 other friends
Jan 7 2008 3:31PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
they're boarders though.
Jan 7 2008 3:32PM
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breck-love
Posts: 453 - Karma: 344
i love when the little fuckers hit the side jumps of rails and then holler into the air " yeee haaaa" thats the best. lol;
Jan 7 2008 3:32PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
yeah i go with boarders, were you there when the terrain aprk was closed down cause some kid broke his arm or something?
Jan 7 2008 3:33PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
nooo, unless it was christmas eve day, but i thought it was closed cause it was soo icy.
Jan 7 2008 3:34PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Where I ski, there are not many gapers at all.
Jan 7 2008 3:35PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
where do you ski?
Jan 7 2008 3:35PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
everyone has to start somewhere. unfortuantly some make the poor decision of starting in the main park. 
Jan 7 2008 3:37PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
on my hill there is a hike up where gapers can go but unfortunately they dotn take advantage of that and carve around in the landing of jumps and rails.
Jan 7 2008 3:39PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
nah man i never hit rails straight. couldnt, my hill has no boxes and only 3 rails. hitting straight would mean instant nut-death. ouchie.
Jan 7 2008 3:51PM
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huckaberry
Posts: 993 - Karma: 14
get a life
Feb 29 2008 4:39AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
its the best when they take pictures of it too lol.


but whenever i get mad at people being gay in the park, i just think back to the countless hours spent learing 360s and rails.
Feb 29 2008 1:26PM
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three6steeze
Posts: 484 - Karma: -3
Whatever man, everyone  has to start somewhere dont hate on them if they're going for it and eating shit everywhere. At least they're sacking up and doing it. Hate when kids dressed like park rats pose their way through the park and dont do shit, thats what grinds my gears.
Feb 29 2008 1:35PM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424
i dont think i dress like a park rat, but some days i just dont feel like doing stuff or trying new stuff.
it happens to me sometimes, im just not feeling it. so sorry if anyone thinks im a poser on those days.
Feb 29 2008 2:02PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
i like when they ride over jumps so when u try to do 3's and 5's your edge gets stuck at the top and you have to scramble mid air to get around to a 1 and not fuck yourself
Feb 29 2008 2:13PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
dude, everyone knows its not about how good u ski, its about how good u look
Feb 29 2008 3:09PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113

if noone start threads, where will the threads you read come from??



Feb 29 2008 3:13PM
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WhackStyle.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 14
Dude I know what you mean about the gapers liking backflips, it's so annoying. Whenever I'm doing a run in the park or I'm going up on the lift I always hear little gaper kids saying "Do a backflip!!!" There are way more tricks that look better than that and they think it's like the coolest thing ever but they're so common.
Mar 1 2008 12:00AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33

i just hate it when kids got tons of sick gear that theyre mom bought em and talk a lot and always know every kind of ski and their dimensions and then go out on the hill and cant do shit in the park. it annoys the hell out of me

o ya and when faggots yell to you to do stuff from the chair as ur gettin psyched up for ur trick and its always BACKFLIP!!!

Mar 1 2008 12:08AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Keystone was full of them Thursday. I wanted to kill them all...seriously. I was so tired of them I just did laps through A51 not doing any rails or jumps. Just fuckin' around. Beautiful day though. Fuck you, Gapers!
Mar 1 2008 1:35AM
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Easyspinner514
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
hahaha, so true,
ill alwayrs be trying new things and shit and need to be in the zone, and ill here the 12 year olds yelling new words they just found out like "DO IT SWITCH" or "CORK"

fucking gaper, they always have the new armadas and oakley jumpsuits and they turn into snowboarders just posting up before a rail and sitting there, probably just hip it when we all leave and ruin the run in
Mar 1 2008 5:52AM
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BigZero
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 103
I haven't seen so much hate since the Nazis.
Mar 1 2008 8:20AM
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Troop801
Posts: 345 - Karma: 17
LIKE TOTALLY OMGZ...

i hate it when faggoty little park rats dick off all over the mountain.  I mean, they're homosexual, and can't actually ski worth a fucking damn.  What business do they have coming out of the park and slipping the snow off all the terrain because they ski like they have their dick tucked between their legs.  Why can't they just stay in the park where they belong?

STFU YOU 12 YEAR OLD CUM DUMPSTER.
Mar 1 2008 10:36AM
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skimonster69
Posts: 72 - Karma: 8
i hote those fuckers
Mar 2 2008 9:25PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19
I can honestly say I have never hit anything straight and never will. When I started I was just like fuck it and I just did it.
Mar 2 2008 9:32PM
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bernard.saucier
Posts: 248 - Karma: 61
They are my best friends and I can't live without them.

Seriously, noone likes them and everybody knows it. If we liked them, they wouldn't be named "gapers" they would be named "super-cool teenagers that need to be brought up to the attention, win comps and have some redbull sponsorship program to allow them to continue that beautiful sport that is called 'gaping' ". Thank you.

P.S. Useless thread
Mar 3 2008 10:39AM
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Chewbacca
Posts: 11 - Karma: 14
i eat gapers for breakfast
Mar 3 2008 10:50AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,292
There are 2 types of gapers:
1.The ones that try to progress. They dont go big, they admire the pros and enjoy skiing.

2.The ones that dont understand shit about park, they cut people off, stop on landings, scrape the snow off the landing cause they cant ski and dont try anything.

I love 1 but 2 can go die

Mar 3 2008 11:03AM
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Chewbacca
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no, theres 1 kind of gaper.

Everyone.

Everyone you see going down the mountain, driving, at the store.. They are all gapers.

Everyone is a gaper unless you personally know them.. just living their own daily routine for the big man.


Mar 3 2008 11:05AM
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bernard.saucier
Posts: 248 - Karma: 61
Not?
Mar 3 2008 11:07AM
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