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For the love of god help me

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Phrosty
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this is the biggest decision I have ever had to make and I can't do it. Here is the situation:

ok well this weekend at my school is homecomming and I was trying to get the job as the school mascot and the homecomming football same is saturday nightand they need me to do it. I mean this is like the biggest
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I have a mandatory class trip saturday, that will last overnight and leaves at like noon. what should I do?
miss out on being the mascot for homecomming? or miss the class
ok, but there is a but
another but
ok
half the class is going friday afternoon and half is going saturday. so I might be able to go camping friday night instead
but there is one more but I have to work intill the evening friday
but I might be able to get covered by another worked b/c I have to close. But I might not.

what should I do?





Sep 18 2003 7:01AM
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cj
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drink some drano.

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fuck shit ass cunt

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Sep 18 2003 7:02AM
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Papa
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i guess you have to prioritise from most important to least, yes the mascot would be super cool but if you miss the class will your grades suffer? or will you be fired or get in trouble at work if you don't show up, i can't tell you what to do but take taht into consideration




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Sep 18 2003 7:03AM
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666
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will there be pussy at this overnight thing
Sep 18 2003 7:41AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahaha Jordan... Gotta love the copy and paste functions, huh?


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Sep 18 2003 7:42AM
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Phrosty
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no pussy at the class trip, but what lady wouldn't want to fuck the mascot?




Sep 18 2003 7:43AM
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666
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what is your school mascot?
Sep 18 2003 7:44AM
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Phrosty
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a mountaineer, I get to wear this huge ass head and shit




Sep 18 2003 7:44AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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He justs wants the pleasure of saying he had at least one big head for a few hours of his life...


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Sep 18 2003 7:46AM
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666
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mascot, im sure you can make up some stupid class trip.
Sep 18 2003 7:46AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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That's what I said... Be the mascot


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Sep 18 2003 7:48AM
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Phrosty
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but wait there's more!!!

the friday class is leaving at 11 am, and I have a test at 11 am friday in another class...




Sep 18 2003 7:51AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Man, that's like de ja viou (sp?). Oh wait, maybe because it is.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Sep 18 2003 7:54AM
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666
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so take the test, and leave alittle late, that is if you can drive to it?
Sep 18 2003 7:54AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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He's going to try to take the test on a different day. Night all, and good luck with your dilemma Jordan


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Sep 18 2003 7:57AM
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Phrosty
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no I need to leave with the class at 11 if I go friday. but i think I can reschedual the test. so if I reschedual everything it might work out




Sep 18 2003 8:01AM
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rideitswitch
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I'd say screw it, and not do anything. I think the smarted action here would be inaction. That way, you don't have to worry about your test, and then you can still throw stuff at the mascot when they have to find someone else.
Sep 18 2003 3:46PM
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hucksterjibber15
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the mascot would be way badass
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Sep 18 2003 5:33PM
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buck490
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im going to have to agree with CJ on this one, go for the drano.

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Sep 18 2003 5:44PM
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Phrosty
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I'm gone take the trip next week with another class. everything worked out fine. And yes I'm the new mascot!




Sep 19 2003 3:43AM
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Freeskifro
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get baked and be the mascot


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Sep 19 2003 3:49AM
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PhaedeD
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ya dude just smoke a whole lot of pot skip the trip and go be crazy at the football game and just fuck the class lol who needs class any ways.











Go Big and Die!
Sep 19 2003 6:25AM
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skierdudeguy
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how about i didnt understand that at all.

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what makes me hot?
i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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Sep 19 2003 6:41AM
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UpDawg
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That's some complicated shit.
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Sep 19 2003 7:29AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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So you FINALLY found a solution... Damn, took you long enough, heh


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Sep 19 2003 9:29AM
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PhaedeD
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it seem to almost be your last day to choose my friend you must choose right to move on in life.











Go Big and Die!
Sep 20 2003 12:19AM
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midwest_rep2
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Go into your parents medicine cabinet. Look for a bottle labeled Percocet, Vicodin, or any Hydrocodone. Once found, crush about 7 pills up into a fine dust in a cup. Add a small amount of water and stir vigorously until it is all completely dissolved. Put it in the freezer for about 15 minutes stiring a few times. Then pour out into a cold/damp coffee filter and allow to filter into a cup underneath. after about an hr of filtering, drink the nasty stuff and enjoy. that should solve your dilema
Sep 20 2003 1:14AM
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