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waterville_NH
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so i want to get a bit drunk before a dance, i need some advice from some older highschoolers on how much beer i should have...i dont want to be so badly shitfaced that teachers will notice, but enough to have a good time.

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Sep 18 2003 12:41AM
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Ds91260
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go sit in the corner bitch
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Sep 18 2003 12:42AM
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Mad_Trix540
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its differant for everyone. your best bet is to not drink at all, or even better dont go to a school dance, that shits gay. go get wasted at a buddies house, not when there are teachers around.
Sep 18 2003 12:44AM
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srwinnsuco
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haha thats a funny question. Just drink enough till you feel good. Not so your wasted and stumbling around and making a fool of yourself

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Sep 18 2003 12:49AM
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Ds91260
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he wont know how much is enough because it takes a few minutes, but if your drinkin light beers, depending on how much you weigh 6-10, but dont drink light beers son
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Sep 18 2003 12:50AM
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waterville_NH
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yea, im thinking about two beers in enough for me i wiegh about 105, but ive only gotten drunk with hard alchohal before, never beer....and the problem is that i have to do it in the car so im hoping ill have enough time not to be throwing up everywhere

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Sep 18 2003 12:53AM
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Ds91260
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2 beers, what r u fuckin 10, that might get u buzzin
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Sep 18 2003 12:55AM
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SaraJ
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well if you only get a little bit drunk, you won't be throwing up everywhere.

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Sep 18 2003 12:55AM
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waterville_NH
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and all i want is to be a little more than buzzing, not making an ass of myself

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Sep 18 2003 12:57AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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drink a bottle of whiskey before you go and fight anyone whos looking at your date 'funny'. Is this thread a joke or is he being serious? If hes serious I would say 2.46 beers at 12 ozs. a pop of alcohol roughly 2.5% by volume. Youll have so much fun make sure to measure it out in a beaker. Cuz if you go over or under you won't get laid and youll be a shitty dancer.


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Sep 18 2003 1:05AM
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nkmo.
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just take 3-4 shots of vodka. Then you wont have to dance with a stomach full of liquid. and you wont have to pee every 10 minutes.


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Sep 18 2003 1:22AM
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Ds91260
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fuck taht, just down a bottle of everclear, youll be niiice......or dead
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Sep 19 2003 12:53AM
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SaraJ
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yeh, vodka.

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Sep 19 2003 1:01AM
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MistaSkier
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2 beers will only get you buzzed if you have pretty low alcohol tolerance.


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Sep 19 2003 1:06AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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4-5 beers. that should be good. and dont ask this again. learn from experience. although, maybe its not the best idea to take it from me how much to drink...
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Sep 19 2003 1:06AM
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SaraJ
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^official NS drunk...ahaha. 3 or 4 beers.

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Sep 19 2003 1:07AM
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sugarloaf
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hahahaha this is a funny post. If you get caught just say you wanted to make the dance more entertaining. anyway, I'd say go for the vodka.


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Sep 19 2003 1:11AM
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Freeskier22
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hahha what a question, hahaha go have a couple of margaritas
Sep 19 2003 1:15AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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H, you wannabe drunk! yeah, this kid is pretty small (about 5'4 and 105 lbs) so it shouldnt take a lot for him to get a bit more than a buzz. what dance are you talking about though, homecoming?

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Sep 19 2003 2:30AM
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SaraJ
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That's why I'm saying maybe 3 beers or a couple shots of vodka. I'm smaller than that, and that's all it takes for me to get a lil more than buzzed. Personally, I'd go for the vodka though.

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Sep 19 2003 4:41AM
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AJ_concepts
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dont listen to derek, he is the one who got caught wasted in school hahaha that was so funny derek. a bottle of vodka and cranberry juice.
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Sep 19 2003 4:45AM
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SiverCartel
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Man last friday night I drank 18-20 beer and over A pint of goldschlaugger (40% stuff), I was so fucked man that I didn't even know my name. Good time

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Sep 19 2003 4:49AM
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SiverCartel
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omg your that kid that posted your pic in the pictures section haha, you look like your 9 man, don't drink.

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A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting beside you saying: 'That was fucking awesome!!'

'My stomach tastes like sugar. It tastes so good that I want to puke so I can taste it's sugary goodness.' -Some Stoned Kid at a party I was at

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Sep 19 2003 4:50AM
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Freeskifro
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shotgun 4 beers then take your time on the 5th. i prefer going to dances stoned.


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