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I Don't Jib Your Racecourse; Please Don't Race Our Park.

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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
so we have a problem with that at my hill and it really bugs me. we have a lot of high school race teams come out and practice and some of the racers (in spandex...ugh) will come over and "race" through the park. so we've decided that a t-shirt with the above saying would be appropriate. are there shirts out there like that yet?
Dec 26 2007 5:14PM
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FUUUCK
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or you could just talk to them
Dec 26 2007 5:17PM
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Mac_Grey
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 36
i like the shirt idea, and maybe a banner at the top of the park?
Dec 26 2007 5:20PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Are they actually racing or are they coming in the park and actually hitting stuff and doing shit? I would just let them do it if they don't get in the way, cut you off etc. No reason not to. If they're doing their racing stuff and getting in the way though go for it, although I doubt most racers know the meaning of the word jib lol.
Dec 26 2007 5:21PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
you dont really have the right to tell them where to ski.  Best thing to do is talk to the resort.
Dec 26 2007 5:22PM
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Alex_G
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I HATE IT when they race and carve through the park. It's sooooo gay. Happened to me on Saturday. And then they think it's "fun" to fuck with the park skiers and jump off the sides of the lips up to rails. Gay.
Dec 26 2007 5:22PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
they are kind of like a lot of snowboarders: they stay at the top of the run for a few minutes while one or two dead sailor a jump, case and take the rope back up, and then make their big carving s-turns  through the park and leave. then they show up again 20 minutes later and do the same thing.
Dec 26 2007 5:24PM
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FUUUCK
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I dont mean to hate, but what the fuck do you think a T-shirt is going to accomplish?

You might feel all defiant and cool when you wear it, but no ones even going to see it under your ski jacket.

If you see kids in spandex carving around all the features in the park tell them in the lift line that theyre more than welcome to session the park, but treating it like a race course is dangerous for other skiers and can get annoying.
Dec 26 2007 5:26PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
racer steeze is so cool.  its when you go super fast straight onto ride-on boxes.  And if your super racer steezy, you lift up on leg.

But on my mountain racecourse is on the other side of the mountain so I guess thats good, but I have a feeling they might move it back.
Dec 26 2007 5:30PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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yea thats a big problem at my mountain, the race area is designated so we cant go in, yet the park is for FREESTYLE terrain, but they come through. the teachers also take lessons through there. its redic.
Dec 26 2007 5:33PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
just make a shirt that says: spandex if for women NOW GTFO
Dec 26 2007 5:36PM
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Gretchen.
Posts: 1163 - Karma: 87

i sure as hell wont wear spandex. ^^^

I do jib their racecourses though.  ha that sounds bad.... ill jib your racecourse

Dec 26 2007 5:38PM
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anti-mogal
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just hit them with your poles

Dec 26 2007 5:43PM
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deezy.
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hahaha thats a good idea, but how do they race through jumps?

if they go around thats gay, and if they go over the jumps are too small
Dec 26 2007 5:46PM
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SnowRidgeParks
Posts: 2146 - Karma: 88
they do that at my hill too, and being an ex-racer i know why they do it, they're fascinated with the shit. it's a different aspect of the sport that almost none of them have any experience with and its really interesting to them. as long as they arent being douchebags and seriously getting in the way or messing up features, then let them be and just do your own thing. the only time i've had a problem with them personally was when a local college team decided to actually set up a course starting on the bottom half of the park. since this was the park that i designed, setup, and maintained i was pretty pissed off about that and ended up kicking them out. but besides that they're just curious and think freestyle is cool, so just let it go.
Dec 26 2007 5:52PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Speak for yourselfs, I always go outta my way to do some nice slash turns and butters on the racecourses....
Dec 26 2007 5:53PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
yea theres always like 2 ski school groups and racers in the park at all times
Dec 26 2007 6:12PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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remember the one day i got so pissed? haha
they cut me off on the first hit so i tryin to tail tap the one kid. then preceeded to go "calmly" talk to the instructer that took the 8 year old fuckers in the park.
then they were all standing in the landing of the battleship so i came off switch with a ton of speed, goin straight at them and did a skate stop.

haha that was epic
Dec 26 2007 6:17PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
you sprayed the shit out of them, it would have been better if you got the instructor tho haha
Dec 26 2007 6:19PM
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steezyjibber
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yeah good idea with the tees, but the racers probably dont know what jibbing is so u should change it to: "DONT COME IN OUR GRIND BAR AREA AND WE WONT GO IN YOUR RACING AREA"
Dec 26 2007 6:23PM
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Big--Ben
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I almost have a stroke when I see that shit, spread eagles off the sides of rail lips 

Dec 26 2007 6:33PM
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DANETRON
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That lady is a straight up bitch. Its so funny to listen to here tell them how to hit the jump too. Shes like "Lean as far forward as you can untill your in the air" and they do it in a train and fall on thier faces.
Dec 26 2007 6:48PM
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BEARS.
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^^
Dec 26 2007 6:49PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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yea she is, she realy thinks shes the shit too.

when in reality shes not even high up in the program, and she realy sucks balls at life.
Dec 26 2007 6:51PM
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Peach.
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thats kinda what i was thinking when i red that title
Dec 26 2007 6:56PM
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CMYK
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 336
You know what this reminds me of? Johnny Tsunami. like where they had the mountain all divided up for the skiers and the boarders. so in the spirit of that, id say have a huge jib contest, winner take all
Dec 26 2007 6:56PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Just chill out and let people ski, it only takes a couple minutes out of your day.  It's not the end of the world. 

Going on the same token as the OP, I could tell you all to quit building jumps in my backcountry.  But I have the foresight to realize that this would be ridiculous, and am more than willing to share "my" area with other people who utilize it differently and are just trying to have fun with something new.
Dec 26 2007 7:01PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
uh....that's the only thing i do in the park...
seriosuly.
Dec 26 2007 8:08PM
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magic_steve
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i use to get annoyed when little kids would go through the park going off the sides of rail lips until i saw some racer kid going over them and absorbing the bump, ruining the lips that the park crew worked hard to fix. make the shirt.
Dec 26 2007 9:45PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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so true yeah that would be a great shirt
Dec 26 2007 9:49PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
AHHHH. You knwo today, I had a similar thought in my head. Ski instructors took like groups of 8 year olds (who were still pizzaing) through out highest level park... whats up with that?
Dec 26 2007 9:53PM
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golf
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 14
I went off a jump once and I looked down and their was a racer under me just riding over the landing. His coach chased me down and yelled at me for almost killing the kid. But yeah I do jib the race course sometimes.
Dec 26 2007 9:58PM
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ride-rider
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riding off the kickers of rails and boxes and not hitting the feature dosent count.
Dec 26 2007 10:01PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,290
At our mountain, racers arent allowed to ski in the park for insurance reasons


Dec 26 2007 10:04PM
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SHastatahoe
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I'm more worried about stupid little kids than racers.  I expect racers to be good skiers, so whatev.
Dec 26 2007 10:13PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
just go to one of those tshirt shops and make them.

only if they are like ruining your jumps and getting in the way
Dec 26 2007 10:31PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
i like the idea
Dec 26 2007 10:38PM
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emopoppins
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yo if you ever see any kids in spandex come through the park, find the nearest course thats set up and ski it, and when you get to the bottom tell the coach that you got kicked out of the park by his racers.
Dec 27 2007 12:19AM
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raddar
Posts: 681 - Karma: 65
id say try to do this to one of them:

http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/1170020690Sequence1.mov

thatll teach em
Dec 27 2007 1:12AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
The helmet jib returns!

Live and let live. If they are being unsafe, then talk to them politely. But otherwise, just leave it alone.
Dec 27 2007 1:19AM
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theoz
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just  cut them off then when they try fight say engard with your ski pole... and have a ski pole sword fight... make sure you win
Dec 27 2007 1:37AM
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Bodeau.
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I agree, and How did we all get into freestyle? maybe not by being racers but doing the exact same shit that they piss us off with.
Dec 27 2007 1:47AM
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rossignol_rider
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cahk slap
Dec 27 2007 3:16AM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
same damn thing at my mountain. i ski at burke and they have burke mtn academy which is some fancy race skool and all the fucking kids get free cloudveil shit and they all buy 1080 thrusters and go down trails switch and make fun of everyone. one time i was in the park and i threw a smooth cork 3 but didnt get the landing and a racer laughed at me and then proceeded to ride straigth onto a box and do a spread eagle off. fuckin homos.
Dec 27 2007 9:37AM
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oiECSoi
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so your gunna just wear a t-shirt? have fun being cold, just tell them to get the fuck out.
Dec 27 2007 12:42PM
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skiEER
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i always poach race courses and hit them switch
Dec 27 2007 12:47PM
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Ben.
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YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! how did i forget that magnificent movie
Dec 27 2007 1:04PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
i imagine they'll see it while i wear it around in the chalet...
Dec 27 2007 6:16PM
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KeithB.
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I would like some company in the park. Usually, during the week, I'm in there by myself.
Dec 27 2007 6:22PM
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Uncle_Remus
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bahahah i love how half of this thread is dedicated to the non-sence that is whiteface ahaha ender
Dec 27 2007 6:33PM
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AMcCraw
Posts: 845 - Karma: 703
dude seriusly the one thing that bugs me the most is hate. i dont care who it is, dont be a dick to them. as long as there skiing. their just having fun skiing, just like you. how do you thing most of the pros started. they saw snowboarders or other people in the park doing sweet stuff, and would come in, as racers, and just play around, explore a new enviroment. why are you hating. im pretty sure jon ollson was just like this, now look were he is. absolutely killing it.    even today, some yeti was skiing, fell and didnt have his boots done up. he came right out and was just chilling in his liners. his skiis had no brakes just straps, so they went into the trees. i laaughed, but then felt bad and figured this kid was going to be scarred for life, and become a snowboarder, so i helped him.     if u see a racer in the park cutting people off, just nicely go up and talk to them about it and say your endangering others, try to teach them so other tricks while your at it. just SKI AND HAVE FUN, and share it with others
Dec 27 2007 6:56PM
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